Zlatan Ibrahimvic is fucking crap

[RoboRiise]

If he were the same age as Torres I'd happily swap them.

 

 

He's only two and a half years older than Nando.

 

When he was Nando's age, he was fucking crap. These days, he's two and a half years older and fucking crap.

 

Can you see the theme I'm developing here?

[Guest San Don]

He's fucking shite and he looks like a lesbian.

 

This.

[Guest PurpleNose]

He's only two and a half years older than Nando.

 

When he was Nando's age, he was fucking crap. These days, he's two and a half years older and fucking crap.

 

Can you see the theme I'm developing here?

 

Ibrahimovic is 2560 times better than Torres.

[RobbieOR]

He's only two and a half years older than Nando.

 

When he was Nando's age, he was fucking crap. These days, he's two and a half years older and fucking crap.

 

Can you see the theme I'm developing here?

 

I could be wrong, Andy, but are you saying In another 2 and a half years he'll still be crap?

[RoboRiise]

Ibrahimovic is 2560 times better than Torres.

 

At what?

 

 

I could be wrong, Andy, but are you saying In another 2 and a half years he'll still be crap?

 

That was exactly my gist. And to think, some say the Irish are thick!

 

Now make sure you remember this fulsome praise next year if I'm one of the 13,000 people getting the chop from work on account of us cutting our public spending by £7bn and giving it to you lads so you can carry on having your craic - I might be on to you for a loan.

[NIred1]

He's fucking ace.

[RoboRiise]

He's fucking crap.

 

 

Fixed.

[Guest PurpleNose]

I love Zlatan really.

 

Good man.

[RobbieOR]

At what?

 

 

 

 

That was exactly my gist. And to think, some say the Irish are thick!

 

Now make sure you remember this fulsome praise next year if I'm one of the 13,000 people getting the chop from work on account of us cutting our public spending by £7bn and giving it to you lads so you can carry on having your craic - I might be on to you for a loan.

 

No problem. Plenty of room on my sofa mate if you need it.

[Hermes]

His team has finished top of their league 8 times in the last 9 seasons. His current team is top of their league.

 

Fucking crap he is.

[RedinSweden]

His team has finished top of their league 8 times in the last 9 seasons. His current team is top of their league.

 

Fucking crap he is.

 

He has the opposite effect on the CL though. He's like a bad penny when it comes to that.

[Unrighteous]

He has the opposite effect on the CL though. He's like a bad penny when it comes to that.

 

Seriously, only Zlatan Ibrahimovic could have kept Barcelona from winning the CL last year.

[t1971]

Hes shit.

[Woo]

I pity the fool who can't appreciate Zlatan's talent. He's fucking awesome.

[Fugitive]

I pity the fool who can't appreciate Zlatan's talent. He's fucking awesome.

 

He's fucking awesomely shite.

[TheHowieLama]

I pity the fool who can't appreciate Zlatan's talent.

 

[RoboRiise]

I am a massive quim.

 

 

Always suspected it, cheers for clearing it up though.

[Guest PurpleNose]

[YOUTUBE]EG47AfX3p3s[/YOUTUBE]

 

If this doesn't touch you you've got no heart.

[TheHowieLama]

She has no underwear on.

[usernameunknown]

Up you go!

[RedinSweden]

He has the opposite effect on the CL though. He's like a bad penny when it comes to that.

 

The Zlatan effect in full force last night.

[VladimirIlyich]

Imagine the price for a stage side seat.

Forget the 4 cunts with the mikes its the blonde one on the stage you want to see.

[Glen C]

He's so crap i don't understand why he's so highly rated.

[Evil_Ways]

He's won the league with every side he's been with 9 years on the trot, being arguably their best and most important player in the process, Barcelona obviously excluded.

He's carried Milan by himself this season.

 

I wouldnt say he's the best or amongst the best players in the world. But he is hardly crap.

[Fugitive]

He's fucking shite. He is so fucking shite, it's messed with peoples heads and convinced them that he's good.

 

Seriously, he's fucking abysmally shit.