Small pleasures?

[bouncebrigade]

Got up for a piss during the night and decided to nip into the kitchen and get two jaffa cakes for myself. Very enjoyable.

[bouncebrigade]

Unexpectedly hearing the snooker is on this weekend.

[Dr Nowt]

Eating some Asda chicken and not puking out of your arse.

[Champ]

Listening to R5 in the car on a Saturday morning

[PestiRed]

Cheeky mid-day mulled wine from the advent market when walking the dog

[Liverpool lad]

Night time driving

 

Radio on, most cunts are in bed - a great time to drive

[PestiRed]

Cheeky mid-day mulled wine from the advent market when walking the dog

And a small glass of Tokaji in the evening to sip slowly.

 

Winter is wine time

[Section_31]

Found a green quality street in my pocket from yesterday before, they were giving them out in work. It was a triangle, I ate it. Lovely suprise.

[halewood pete]

A good sneeze

[PestiRed]

Knowing that instead of going to work tomorrow, that you're off to the Alps for a short Advent holiday.

 

Rifling through your tin of foreign money and finding that you've got €25 in coins

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Knowing that instead of going to work tomorrow, that you're off to the Alps for a short Advent holiday.

 

Rifling through your tin of foreign money and finding that you've got €25 in coins

 

More than a small pleasure, that.

[Champ]

More than a small pleasure, that.

My thoughts exactly. It sounds lovely.

 

Enjoy, Pesti

[setreal]

In spite of what everybody said, I ate that one week old piece of cake (Donauwelle) from the fridge yesterday and as of now there are no signs of vomiting or the shits. Result.

[ratcatcher]

Feet up, glass of bailey's with ice.

[Stouffer]

A cigarette after a large meal; absolute bliss.

[Section_31]

Blocking the toilet up in work to the extent that even the taps don't work. Heaven. 

[Remmie]

Knowing that instead of going to work tomorrow, that you're off to the Alps for a short Advent holiday.

 

Rifling through your tin of foreign money and finding that you've got €25 in coins

 

 

More than a small pleasure, that.

 

 

My thoughts exactly. It sounds lovely.

 

Enjoy, Pesti

Travelling trousers.

[Bjornebye]

Risking a fart at your desk and releasing a really pressured one that has built up in utter silence then smelling it 5 minutes later.

[Section_31]

My mate's mum's house has a downstairs bog and when I used to take a dump the smell would come through the wall and permeate the hall and living room. We christened my shits "Patrick Swayzes" and on occasion I sang Unchained Melody while taking a shit. Great times.

[bouncebrigade]

Coffee and a muffin.

[Stu Monty]

Coffee and a muffin.

 

The tea and a mince pie moment is similarly a simple joy.

[Champ]

The tea and a mince pie moment is similarly a simple joy.

Think I'll put the kettle on right now...

[Section_31]

Had my first Costco mince pie last week, immense.

[neko]

Wife has laryngitis.

[Section_31]

Wife has laryngitis.

Haha!