The Hoff!

[Wig]

Has anyone seen the video for his new song, jump in my car? It's mad! I hope this song gets to number 1 though, it'd be hilarious if it did!

 

C'mon an jump in my car!

[Wig]

I've just seen the other thread for this. Maby i should have checked first!?! :$

[El Rojo]

That 'No thank you sir' harmony from the girls gets me every time. Excellent.

[Wig]

That 'No thank you sir' harmony from the girls gets me every time. Excellent.

 

I love when he changes his mind 'Get out of my car!'. Quallity.

[Michael Howard]

I can't stand all this reinvented ironic Hoff stuff........

 

 

......but that is funny !

[Anubis]

I can't stand all this reinvented ironic Hoff stuff........

 

Oh come on, had you still been Tory leader you'd have had him up on the conference stage this week. You weren't slow in accepting Busted's endorsement.......

[Stouffer]

I hate the way Radio 1 think they can push this rubbish. Scott Mills - "Just buy it and make the Hoff happy"

 

NorthernRed - "Please just die Scott Mills and make the rest of the world happy!"

[Paco]

anyone who likes this is a complete idiot.

[Michael Howard]

Oh come on, had you still been Tory leader you'd have had him up on the conference stage this week. You weren't slow in accepting Busted's endorsement.......

 

There were some well preserved old wrinklies at conference this year - but none with quite the "walnut" hue of the Hoff.

 

Were the Hoffmobile a Toyota Prius then he certainly would be welcomed into Dave's new party. However "Kit" puts too many carbon miles out to have any place in the new squiggly oak tree tory party. On yer bike Hoff.

[MLB]

Please don't give this washed-up, deluded and utterly unfunny fartrag anymore attention than he's getting already. It really is a bunch of annoying student shite.

[Michael Howard]

It really is a bunch of annoying student shite.

 

:D

 

You're right. Who remembers Rolf Harris "Stairway to Heaven" . . . . . . :no

 

 

 

 

and who bought it ? (shakes head in disbelief and eternal shame at his days as a student).

[Stu Monty]

I hate the way Radio 1 think they can push this rubbish. Scott Mills - "Just buy it and make the Hoff happy"

 

NorthernRed - "Please just die Scott Mills and make the rest of the world happy!"

 

We could have a whip round and pay one of the numerous people he hilariously pisses off all the time to smash his stupid face in.

 

The worst thing about the show is that it is so scripted and they are all so bad at reading it as if it isn't. That Laura and Mark "I'm a massive cunt" Chappers really aren't likely to be getting any oscar's anytime soon.

[Kopite]

This is a definite for the number 1 spot... in Germany.

 

The Hoff claims his music was responsible for the collapse of communism and the fall of the Berlin Wall.

 

Apparently he threatened to do a concert in East Germany.

[dave u]

Anyone who doesn't like the Hoff doesn't like Puppy Dogs, Christmas and Luis Garcia.

[Monkeywool]

The nazis I work for not only are forcing me to come in for 2 measly hours before my holiday in Milan over New Years, but they took our Hoff poster down.

 

I hate my company

[Spy Bee]

The Hoff is ubergay!

[madstock]

The nazis I work for not only are forcing me to come in for 2 measly hours before my holiday in Milan over New Years, but they took our Hoff poster down.

 

I hate my company

 

Frustrate their attempts at thought-control by replacing the company website with a redirect to:

 

http://www.pipexhoffworld.com/

[dirty_sanchez]

This video is even better. I think it's badly done on purpose...

 

[The-Sir]

This video is even better. I think it's badly done on purpose...

 

 

I'm assuming thats Hooked on a Feelin'? I cant find out cause I'm listenin to me own music ;) Oh and cause I'm lazy as fuck.

[MLB]

I can't believe so many people have been suckered by this tedious, viral-marketing shite. It's such a cynical attempt to cash in on his studenty, "so bad it's good" popularity. I guarantee people will be sick of the sight of this shitehawk within a month or so and he'll be back where he belongs, spending alternating stints in pantomime and A.A.

[dirty_sanchez]

I'm assuming thats Hooked on a Feelin'? I cant find out cause I'm listenin to me own music ;) Oh and cause I'm lazy as fuck.

 

You assume correctly The-Sir.

[Wig]

I've had a boring, shitty day in work. I've just come in, watched that and pissed myself laughin! God bless The Hoff!

[Guest molbyscorchio]

His greatest gig was standing on the (about to be kocked down) Berlin wall singing some old claptrap about peace and reconciliation to about 1 million culture-starved Germans. Oh, and a good number of East Germans as well.