'To Sit or to Stand' - The Great British Debate

[RJ Fan club]

I sit unless its a messy one, In those circumstances I stand for extra purchase.

[Guest TK-421]

Bumped for Monty.

[wiiksie]

*sniggers*

 

TK stands...

[Guest TK-421]

I wonder what Tom R does. He is a leading authority on this subject.

[Stu Monty]

Why on earth would you bump this thread TK? It'd be like me bumping that one where I admitted to touching kids, I want my deviant past forgotten.

 

This isn't the original thread either, the first one was epic; not sure if it fell with the pasta thread in the great forum cleanse.

[Guest TK-421]

Ah I thought this was the one you meant.

 

I'm not ashamed.

 

• sit down
  
• poo
  
• stand up
  
• turn 180 degrees
  
• observe
  
• wipe
  
• flush
  
• wash hands (optional)
  

[Stu Monty]

Ah I thought this was the one you meant.

 

I'm not ashamed.

 

• sit down
  
• poo
  
• stand up
  
• turn 180 degrees
  
• observe
  
• flush
  
• wash hand (optional)
  

 

So you've given up wiping completely now?

 

You sick, sick, butterfly effect loving, twat.

[Guest TK-421]

I did a quick edit and wiped.

 

And us standers are in the majority here, so you're the abnormal and sick one.

[Chuck Fadanoid]

I can't believe people actually stand. Dats sum crazee shit rite der muddafucka.

[thechap]

Why on earth would you bump this thread TK? It'd be like me bumping that one where I admitted to touching kids, I want my deviant past forgotten.

 

This isn't the original thread either, the first one was epic; not sure if it fell with the pasta thread in the great forum cleanse.

 

WHAAAATTT??? You're kidding? Who did one before me? I demand it be bumped.

[Stouffer]

Awesome thread.

[Fowlers God]

I thought I may have seen a thread on this before but couldnt find it. Either that or something very similiar.....

But something my Mrs said the other day has promted me to make this poll.

 

She takes the piss out of me for standing up to wipe my arse and states that EVERYBODY wipes sitting down.

 

GF I need your help.

 

Do you;

 

Sit Down or Stand up.

[melons]

Fucked up poll,

 

Where is the semi squat position?

[Staniola]

I have the same argument with my bird, but I'm starting to think I'm wrong in my method as I'm a habitual skid mark leaver. The only other thing I can think to be an alternate way of doing things is the back to front rather than front to back technique I currently employ.

[RedinSweden]

I hover.

[Remmie]

Believe it or not we have had this poll on the GF before, I shall try and dig it out, then I'll try and find the poll (arf)

[Owen]

Believe it or not we have had this poll on the GF before, I shall try and dig it out, then I'll try and find the poll (arf)

 

Monty still references it in approximately 13% of his posts, I believe.

[Remmie]

Hmm where is the original?

[Owen]

I never voted! Sit, obviously. TK's procedure disturbs me greatly.

[dirk grout]

How do you prevent your arse cheeks from closing when you stand up?

[Captain]

You bend forward, it's not like you're supposed to give a fucking salute.

[Sugar Ape]

Still think this is the strangest thing to come from the GF. I've checked with my mates before and in work and not one person has admitted to standing.

 

Some weird bastards on here.

[Fowlers God]

Still think this is the strangest thing to come from the GF. I've checked with my mates before and in work and not one person has admitted to standing.

 

Some weird bastards on here.

What's your stance SA?

[Sugar Ape]

How could it be anything other than sit? The logistics of standing... Nah.

[Fowlers God]

How could it be anything other than sit? The logistics of standing... Nah.

I just don't under how you can get your hand between/under/between your arse and toilet seat for sufficient wipage