Other Football 22/23

[clangers]

Pretty hard going this so far, there hasn't been a shot on goal.

[Red_or_Dead]

3 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Watching Cunt FC v Cunt FC, I think I finally understand what has happened.

 

Voodoo magic! Fucking voodoo magic, man!

 

When Fred and Fabinho have been away on Brazil duty, some voodoo cunt has cast a skills transference spell and Fred now has Fab’s tackling and tenacity, and Fab has been left with Fred’s shit footballing skills. We need to get a King Willie type in to rectify it.

He was dogshit before the world cup though. 

[Reckoner]

City’s passing has been appalling. Really simple things going wrong.

[J-V]

Couldn’t have been this shit last year the cunts

[Anubis]

5 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

He was dogshit before the world cup though. 

i never specified which Brazil duty.

[Anubis]

Utd doing to City what we need to do to other teams. Stay compact, sit back, win the ball, hit them on the break with our forward pace.

[Tj hooker]

Its like oh we've signed Harrland now the title is in the bag , it doesn't look like they have done much work on the training ground to fully integrate him into the system 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

City have been awful here. Their passing is the worst I’ve seen from them. 
 

It’s disappointing to see them being relatively shite when we’ve shit the bed ourselves. It’s also disappointing that, in Ten Hag, the red Mancs appear to have a manager who kind of knows what he’s doing. 

[an tha]

We'd have won league by March last year if they were like they are this.

 

Every time they take a fucking year off from the ridiculous nigh on 100 pts to win league shite we turn to shite.

 

Problem is this time it is hard to see us coming back again next year given state we are in and the sides around us improving.

 

 

[Torvald Utne]

Walker defying the laws of Liverpool-physics there with his shot, 30 yards out and didn't go over the crossbar

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

6 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Its like oh we've signed Harrland now the title is in the bag , it doesn't look like they have done much work on the training ground to fully integrate him into the system 

He’s been fantastic for them, no discussion there.

 

Whether or not he has made the team better overall however, is a valid question.

[Special K]

Why did we have to be shit this season?

[Funkasy]

United sit back and counter for 90min. 

[3 Stacks]

City need Allardyce to come manage them for 45 minutes so they can actually take advantage of the Haaland v. Shaw matchup.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Last night, Napoli v Juve, this guy...

 

 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Throw everything at Napoli for him.  Sell Diaz, sell Jota, imagine this fucker with Nunez.  Chaos doesn't come close.  

[Bjornebye]

"Get your tits out for the lads" City fans to Luke Shaw hahaha 

[3 Stacks]

Grealish needs to basically relearn football. He just holds on to the ball for so long and in the wrong areas.

[Anubis]

The Walking Hair scores.

[Anubis]

1 minute ago, 3 Stacks said:

Grealish needs to basically relearn football. He just holds on to the ball for so long and in the wrong areas.

Excellent timing.

[3 Stacks]

I'm such a good jinxer

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Deserved.  City should have been given a pen on Cancelo 5 mins earlier.  

[Megadrive Man]

6 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

I'm such a good jinxer

 

Any chance of jinxing the Liverpool starting eleven today?

[Daisy]

5 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Deserved.  City should have been given a pen on Cancelo 5 mins earlier.  

Seemed an obvious foul, legs tangled around him. Nothing said by Jenas

[Daisy]

That is ridiculous