Someone’s Having a Real Laugh - How Long Until They ‘Bin Bag’ Ten Hag?

[VladimirIlyich]

13 hours ago, Scott_M said:

 

I’m unconvinced by him. Maybe because his record against us is crap. 
 

However, came 2nd at Dortmund, fell out with everyone and was sacked.

 

Got PSG to the COVID19 CL Final, lost and got sacked. 
 

Won the COVID19 CL Final with Chelsea. Lost other cup finals to us. Never looked like challenging for the title. Fell out with everyone, was sacked. 
 

Won the title with Bayern last season because Dortmund absolutely choked on the final day. Miles behind in the Bundesliga this season. Admittedly, doing well in the CL. 
 

Dunno, he obviously is one of the better coaches about, there is obviously a pattern of maybe a trophy, being our bitch, short stays, fallings out and then leaving. 

I think he's been very lucky to get the jobs he has and although his record doesn't look that bad I think he underachieved at those jobs.

[Reckoner]

On 02/05/2024 at 11:27, Scott_M said:

Some very generous figures in the estimates for their player.

 

For example, I can only assume there has been a decimal point missed off Antony’s potential value…

 

This is simply brilliant.

[chrisbonnie]

i tried listening to that Gary Neville interview with Ten Haag last night. 

 

I reckon i stuck it for about 4 minutes, how bad is his english? its deplorable........ive never met a dutch person with such bad english before, trust that shower to find one!!!!! ha ha

[Lee909]

No sniggering at the back

 

Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag is a potential candidate to replace the outgoing Thomas Tuchel at Bayern Munich. (Christian Falk)

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

52 minutes ago, chrisbonnie said:

i tried listening to that Gary Neville interview with Ten Haag last night. 

 

I reckon i stuck it for about 4 minutes, how bad is his english? its deplorable.

He’s a manc, they all talk like that. I believe Ten Haag was complaining that Neville should have spoken English.

[chrisbonnie]

6 hours ago, Lee909 said:

No sniggering at the back

 

Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag is a potential candidate to replace the outgoing Thomas Tuchel at Bayern Munich. (Christian Falk)

 

I imagine they'll go for either hansi flick or the stuttgart manager, wasn't there actually a rumour or two about us being interested in the stuttgart coach ourselves. 

[Lee909]

The Stuttgart coach has said he's staying with them next year. We were linked in as much his data put him in a similar style to Klopp

[Code]

I pray that they keep Ten Hag.

 

 

 

 

[George Costanza]

15 minutes ago, Code said:

I pray that they keep Ten Hag.

 

 

 

 

 

The performances and results at home against Arsenal & Newcastle will determine whether they keep him for next season or bin him.

[Pidge]

22 hours ago, Lee909 said:

No sniggering at the back

 

Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag is a potential candidate to replace the outgoing Thomas Tuchel at Bayern Munich. (Christian Falk)

A nice waft of potential compensation to convince the tax dodger they should keep him onboard for a while.

[littletedwest]

28 minutes ago, George Costanza said:

 

The performances and results at home against Arsenal & Newcastle will determine whether they keep him for next season or bin him.

At the moment he manages the most expensive football team in the world and they are 8th in the Premier league. I hope they somehow keep him

[Barrington Womble]

4 hours ago, Code said:

I pray that they keep Ten Hag.

 

 

 

 

He's been linked with Munich again tonight. I don't get it to be honest. 

[Code]

7 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

He's been linked with Munich again tonight. I don't get it to be honest. 

He was the coach of their B team when Guardiola was there, it can be the only reason. 

[Ron B]

Manchester United have met with Jadon Sancho during his loan spell at Borussia Dortmund, with Erik ten Hag revealing his dispute with the forward will be resolved in the close season.
(…)
Ten Hag was pressed regarding the apology. “There was a conflict and let’s finish the season first,” he said. “So stay away from this issue now – it is not important. He has the return [leg] of the semi-final, in the league it is not going that well for them. We have four important games in the league and the FA Cup final and then we will see.”

Call me a cynic, but I’m going to guess that they’ve asked Sancho to apologise. And I’m going to stick my neck out even further, and guess that Sancho’s response was “You are a liar. You know you’re a liar. And I’m much happier here than I was playing for you. Why would I apologise? You should be apologising to me - for being a liar.”

https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/may/05/manchester-united-jadon-sancho-dortmund-ten-hag

[Scott_M]

[Section_31]

How funny would it be if he ends up fucking THEM off.

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, Code said:

He was the coach of their B team when Guardiola was there, it can be the only reason. 

 

Yeah, but it's like looking around the whole of Europe with the selection policy to find the biggest underperforming coach in Europe and then saying, actually we should hire him because he knows where we keep the cones. 

[TD_LFC]

Ten Hag making trying to make sure Bayern don't have to pay any compensation.

[Pete]

Who’s next on the man United manager merry go round? 

[George Costanza]

4 minutes ago, Pete said:

Who’s next on the man United manager merry go round? 

Southgate or Potter

 

Sruffy Jim wants English

[Leyton388]

They need the experience of a Europa Conference winner on there to steady the ship. 

 

Bring back the chosen one. 

 

At least the bins are getting taken out at Carrington now. Good times. 

[Leyton388]

5 minutes ago, George Costanza said:

Southgate or Potter

 

Sruffy Jim wants English

 

None of this foreign muck He wants a proper Brexit geezer. 

[Lee909]

De Zerbi or Amorim maybe, because he's definitely getting the boot 

[Barrington Womble]

Hasn't it been widely reported they're getting tuchel?

[KMD7]

Just now, Barrington Womble said:

Hasn't it been widely reported they're getting tuchel?

 

Yeah I think so.