Someone's having a laugh - they Rang Nick and got Ralf

[Megadrive Man]

13 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

I don't recall him getting anything out of sturridge, he barely played for him did he? 

 

His best moments under Klopp were in his last season here. The stunning late equaliser against Chelsea. The opening goal against PSG. He started that season really well, but in no surprise to anyone he soon fell away.

[Megadrive Man]

On 01/06/2022 at 22:30, Code said:

Id sign Pogba in a heartbeat, he could be a colussus for us. 

Genuinely couldn't think of a worse transfer for us. Massive wages to stroll about in midfield showing off his latest haircut.

 

[Jose Jones]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

Brendan Rodgers. 

You won't get any argument from me that Rodgers has an ego outsize to his ability, but even he didn't want Balotelli.  That was the scout boys that we nicked from Man City.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

16 hours ago, Barrington Womble said:

That wasn't the point I was making. The point I was making, there are always clubs and managers, despite all the evidence that someone is either a bit of a dickhead or a sick note, they feel they can be the one who gets something out of them. They can get inside their heads. They can keep them fit where others can't. When the reality is, they're just the fellas they've always been. Sturridge got his move to us because he was a sick note. Balotteli because instead of being the knobhead he was portrayed as, he was really someone who supposedly had all the talent in the world if only someone could get inside his head. As it turned out sturridge was a sicknote and balotteli was a knobhead. 

Bad injury records are a matter of luck: every now and then, you will get a great season like Sturridge 2013/14 or Matip 2021/21.

 

Knobheads are knobheads and are best avoided.

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Bad injury records are a matter of luck: every now and then, you will get a great season like Sturridge 2013/14 or Matip 2021/21.

 

Knobheads are knobheads and are best avoided.

But you don't buy a player for 4 or 5 years to hope to get 12 months out of him. Everyone who buys that type of player thinks they're the ones who can manage their minutes, train them differently or convince them to play when they think they're injured. But they nearly always continue to be the person they were because it's not luck that they're injury prone, it's just the body they have. 

[TD_LFC]

 

[TD_LFC]

Austria > Utd

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Plenty of twatter rumours that charges have been dropped and he's re-joining the squad after we play them in the friendly. 

 

If that's true it's surprising given that the CPS don't have to reply on the abused to drop charges in domestic cases and that there is a recording that quite clearly has him being a horrible bastard. 

[TD_LFC]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Plenty of twatter rumours that charges have been dropped and he's re-joining the squad after we play them in the friendly. 

 

If that's true it's surprising given that the CPS don't have to reply on the abused to drop charges in domestic cases and that there is a recording that quite clearly has him being a horrible bastard. 

They might have but it looks like African twitter has mobilised based on the fact we're coming up to the end of his bail extension.

 

Don't know if they're just running mad bot farms instead of emailing people on behalf of Nigerian princes but it's getting as bad as KPOP bots making stuff trend for no obvious reason.

[Anubis]

Are they confusing there being no further action with being released under investigation - the latter being that you are no longer on bail but the matter still remains under investigation until a final decision is made.

[halewood pete]

[Josef Svejk]

9 minutes ago, halewood pete said:

The black Luke Shaw. 

[Heinze]

Rapewood

[Section_31]

They've gone after the CEO again, some footage of the meeting online, I'm not arsed enough to watch it but they are fucking morons aren't they?

 

 

[littletedwest]

Pogba has a documentary saying they offered him nothing. They offered him 300k a week. I'd rather 500k but fuck me he's shite 

[Pete]

51 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

They've gone after the CEO again, some footage of the meeting online, I'm not arsed enough to watch it but they are fucking morons aren't they?

 

 

Morons or privileged cunts? 
Actually both.

[Section_31]

4 minutes ago, Pete said:

Morons or privileged cunts? 
Actually both.

It's good though because they're the main reason they're so shit. Anyone who comes in doesn't get the time to build anything and has to resort to throwing mackerel to the sharks by day 4.

 

They've got a new manager and within a matter of weeks they're raging already, almost certainly purely because we've just bought a good player.

[Pete]

13 hours ago, Section_31 said:

It's good though because they're the main reason they're so shit. Anyone who comes in doesn't get the time to build anything and has to resort to throwing mackerel to the sharks by day 4.

 

They've got a new manager and within a matter of weeks they're raging already, almost certainly purely because we've just bought a good player.

BBC reporting it now

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61856219

Long may they act the moronic privileged cunts they’ve proven to be.  

[Megadrive Man]

They have recorded the CEO confirming that the money is available for De Jong. Hopefully Barcelona get wind of this and hike the price up. 

 

They really aren't the brightest bunch United fans!

[Leyton388]

Van Gaal warning players mot to join the Mancs. 

 

https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/12636628/has-louis-van-gaal-prevented-jurrien-timbers-manchester-united-move

[johnsusername]

Twats. Were they ever fined for having our game postponed because of their cry-arsing? 

[Section_31]

We should start a Newton Heath scarf website and donate the proceeds to the site.

[aws]

52 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Twats. Were they ever fined for having our game postponed because of their cry-arsing? 

Filed in the same cabinet as the City FFP investigation and the Everton FFP breaches. 

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, Leyton388 said:

Van Gaal warning players mot to join the Mancs. 

 

https://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/12636628/has-louis-van-gaal-prevented-jurrien-timbers-manchester-united-move

Toxic brand, great stuff.

[Reckoner]

16 hours ago, Section_31 said:

They've gone after the CEO again, some footage of the meeting online, I'm not arsed enough to watch it but they are fucking morons aren't they?

 

 

Going to somebody’s house where they quite possibly have family and kids is so abhorrent a behaviour and I’d be disgusted if Liverpool fans did it. Not a peep of criticism in the media for this yobbish harassment of people doing their jobs.