Summer 2021 transfer thread.

[El Rojo]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My made up story about Calvert-Lewin signing for Palace, which made it into Dave’s weekly round up (apparently via Sky Sports News) remains the highlight of the summer window. 
 

 

EL ROJO AIN’T GOT SHIT ON ME

Post reported. 

[the chimp]

 

Given both the cat theme and the space cadetship on show, seems appropriate for Moon Cat to make an appearance.

 

 

[Tony Moanero]

35 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Not good enough I’m afraid. Tom & Jerry should have been in there. Fuck something else off 

 

 

No! There are five absolute classics there, I can’t possibly leave any of them out.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

 

 

No! There are five absolute classics there, I can’t possibly leave any of them out.

 

[Scott_M]

Says the man who was in the Scandinavian LFC supporters club as a kid…

 

[Scott_M]

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, index1000 said:

as Alexander Dumas said 'English is just French badly pronounced'

Dogtantian > D'Artagnan

[Chris]

3 hours ago, Stouffer said:

 

When you were a kid did you sing... "James The Cat... der der der der.... Is a Twat..." too?

[Chris]

3 hours ago, Scott_M said:

Seems strange Juventus want rid of Ronaldo. 

 

Reminds me of the Montreal Screwjob situation. Watch your back, Cristiano. 

[Scott_M]

1 minute ago, Chris said:

 

Reminds me of the Montreal Screwjob situation. Watch your back, Cristiano. 

Cristiano screwed Cristiano. 

[Scott_M]

[Scott_M]

22 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Cristiano screwed Cristiano. 

Actually, I bet he’d love that.

 

It’d be like when the present and past Number 2’s fuck in Austin Powers.

[Remmie]

Eugh, can that repellent, greasy, arse rapist prick please stay out if the PL. Cheers. 

[The Midnight Rambler]

Off to PSG now. 

[Dr Nowt]

Classic entitled little princess stuff yet again from the greatest manager ever if that happens.

 

As if Kane announcing he’s staying at Spurs, Guardiola confirming he’ll be gone in two years and a move for Ronaldo won’t all be linked. Sign a 36 year old on absolutely insane money for two years because firstly we’re run by an oil state who hand me blank cheques and secondly I’ll be off then anyway.

 

Some fucking neck on him, to pout and bristle at mild questions about the money they spend like he does. I hope he stands on a piece of Lego when he’s just got out the shower. There, I said it.

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Justice Negs said:

Classic entitled little princess stuff yet again from the greatest manager ever if that happens.

 

As if Kane announcing he’s staying at Spurs, Guardiola confirming he’ll be gone in two years and a move for Ronaldo won’t all be linked. Sign a 36 year old on absolutely insane money for two years because firstly we’re run by an oil state who hand me blank cheques and secondly I’ll be off then anyway.

 

Some fucking neck on him, to pout and bristle at mild questions about the money they spend like he does. I hope he stands on a piece of Lego when he’s just got out the shower. There, I said it.

The Arteta haircut piece

[El Rojo]

The mirrors in their changing rooms will need a pay rise if Ronaldo joins Grealish for some pre-match preening. 

[TheHowieLama]

The one silverlining if he goes to City is how spectacularly wrong it could go. They will probably win everything but it could be an incredible car crash - moreso than any other player.

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, TheHowieLama said:

The one silverlining if he goes to City is how spectacularly wrong it could go. They will probably win everything but it could be an incredible car crash - moreso than any other player.

Yeah, can’t imagine Kev the Brown being too enamoured with receiving dogs abuse every time placcy spoons one.

[an tha]

I am quite happy to see the cheats lash millions at a 37 year old who will demand a place in team every week and upset balance of side/keep out younger players/regulars who have got them to where they are.

 

Plus he is a massive shithouse.

 

Wouldn't want him anwhere near our club.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Would be great if he took over free kicks for them. Carte blanche for the opposition to hack anyone down near the box, as the only danger will be to whoever's in row Z.

[El Rojo]

This is more likely to have a negative than a positive outcome for them, surely. Hope it goes ahead. Infinitely better outcome for us than Kane signing for them this summer. 

[sir roger]

Not arsed in the slightest if Ronaldo goes to City. Would be a bit worried if the Lewandowski thing happened.

[polymerpunkah]

If nothing else, he's a player driven to succeed.

 

City could use a bit of that, to go along with the goal-scoring.

 

Hope it doesn't happen.

 

[DalyanPete]

3 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

 

 

No! There are five absolute classics there, I can’t possibly leave any of them out.

Am I missing something here?

Tom and  Jerry is in there or am I just being altruistic?