‘Hypothetical’ Situation.

[Pureblood]

Put baked beans on their sausage and mash and leave the skins on the spuds.  That'll show 'em. 

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

Nice. Do you have a full head of hair?

Asking for a friend.

Yes, and a glint in my eye that tells you I arrived at this juncture by mistake. 

[TheHowieLama]

7 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

This isn’t the time for a wank! 

You were stuffing shit through your own letterbox!

[Bruce Spanner]

4 minutes ago, TK421 said:

Put baked beans on their sausage and mash and leave the skins on the spuds.  That'll show 'em. 

You don’t need a mask you need a fucking muzzle.

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, Bruce Spanner said:

You don’t need a mask you need a fucking muzzle.

Woof. 

[cloggypop]

25 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Currently five/six feet away.

Roundhouse the cunts

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, cloggypop said:

Roundhouse the cunts

And come up three feet short and look like a massive whopper?

 

C’mon Cloggy, you know I don’t dance like that.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Cunt them in the bastard.

 

Fucking disgusting behaviour. What a double dose of cuntitis.

[TheHowieLama]

Spanno - I think if you have the upper hand physically but are unwilling to release the Kraken you need an alternative.

 

My guess is someone else has taken back the shopping. Why don't you massively overcharge them the next two weeks and threaten eviction if they mouth off?

[Bruce Spanner]

5 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Spanno - I think if you have the upper hand physically but are unwilling to release the Kraken you need an alternative.

 

My guess is someone else has taken back the shopping. Why don't you massively overcharge them the next two weeks and threaten eviction if they mouth off?

My one last piece of evidence, m’lud.

 

I personally paid for the first shopping which they ‘forgot about’ until I transferred them money minus what they owed me and pulled them up on ‘forgetting’. They had no response.

 

I knew they were cunts at this point.

 

The prosecution rests...

[Stouffer]

People only treat you like a cunt if you allow them to; so don't.

[Bjornebye]

Have you said anything to them yet? What are they doing right now? What are you watching? 

[Rico1304]

35 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

He has a peado ‘tash and  works in cinema and I’m lifting my own body weight and did kickboxing to quite a high standard. It’s not a contest. 
 

He’d bore me to death before I kick his head in. He wins.

Can you trick them into travelling to Berlin? 

[TheHowieLama]

Ask him what his favorite Power Ballad is.

[Bruce Spanner]

10 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

People only treat you like a cunt if you allow them to; so don't.

Everyone, five adults; are just fucking astounded at the chutzpah of it all, it’s fucking blatant.

 

To say they have history would be right, but we’d never had thought that they’d turn in to  a Home Bargins Bonnie and Clyde.

[Bruce Spanner]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Have you said anything to them yet? What are they doing right now? What are you watching? 

Everything is on the table, but they are just ignoring it.

 

They’re ‘leaving’ in the next couple of days now.

[Bruce Spanner]

5 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

Can you trick them into travelling to Berlin? 

Of course they spend most of the year there on the ‘family’ account.

 

EDIT: Just got that. Not sure ‘Retired Rambo’ could keep up with the conversations on Goddard.

[Bruce Spanner]

3 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Ask him what his favorite Power Ballad is.

He sings show tunes, under his breath, constantly, genuinely.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Everything is on the table, but they are just ignoring it.

 

They’re ‘leaving’ in the next couple of days now.

I bet they don't leave at all. 

[TheHowieLama]

Just now, Bruce Spanner said:

He sings show tunes, under his breath, constantly, genuinely.

Faithfully?

 

Sounds like you are onto it though man - booting your sister in law out in the middle of a pandemic - restitution.

 

If you get a chance ask him if he has ever heard of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I bet they don't leave at all. 

Don't Stop, Be Leavin'

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

Faithfully?

 

Sounds like you are onto it though man - booting your sister in law out in the middle of a pandemic - restitution.

 

If you get a chance ask him if he has ever heard of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Yup, either that or John Williams ‘tunes’.

 

They have somewhere more than safe, secure and better than the majority to go to so I have very little sympathy.

[ElishaScottBC]

5 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

He sings show tunes, under his breath, constantly, genuinely.

 

"8 blocks of cheese please"

[cloggypop]

8 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Of course they spend most of the year there on the ‘family’ account.

 

EDIT: Just got that. Not sure ‘Retired Rambo’ could keep up with the conversations on Goddard.

Liza? 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Don't Stop, Be Leavin'

They're going their Separate Ways