Tory Cabinet Thread

[Fugitive]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

17 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I love the ellipsis in that tweet; it gives the impression that he's drafted lines and lines of profanity-strewn rebuttals and then thought better of it.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I love the ellipsis in that tweet; it gives the impression that he's drafted lines and lines of profanity-strewn rebuttals and then thought better of it.

Yep. An art I struggle to master. 

[Barrington Womble]

12 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

I called this about a month or two back when Rees-Mogg started the ‘As a god fearing catholic…’

 

Dark times.

I hope they go for it in a big way. Most people in this country won't go anywhere near that nonsense. It'll be another nail in their coffin. Abortion rights were an issue in the states for probably all my life. I don't recall it ever being a big deal politically here and certainly those voters who swing vote would not appear to be the type who would be more likely to vote Tory because of it. 

[Captain Willard]

Mrs Willard got drunk with some senior politicians on Thursday and the concensus was Truss won’t last a year. Too much history. 

[Arniepie]

2 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Mrs Willard got drunk with an ex cabinet minister on Thursday and he said Truss won’t last a year. Too much history. 

Didn't stop her predecessor. 

[Captain Willard]

Just now, Arniepie said:

Didn't stop her predecessor. 

I think the public are less forgiving about women having a promiscuous sexual history, shouldn’t be the case but it is. 

[sir roger]

That, and she doesn't appear to have any personality, unlike the general feeling about Johnson in the earlier days.

[Arniepie]

1 minute ago, Captain Willard said:

I think the public are less forgiving about women having a promiscuous sexual history, shouldn’t be the case but it is. 

Yeah true.

She seems to have the backing of the likes of the mail and the express. You can see red wall simpletons falling for her bollocks aswell.Simply tell people what they want to hear doesn't matter at all of its utter nonsense. 

[Captain Willard]

The hustings will be interesting. Sunak is seeing his dream slipping away so is going to come out punching and his team are hitting the phones to friendly journalist. There is a lot more to come in this race. 

[Creator Supreme]

Anybody else getting the impression that Captain Willard is Dominic Cummings?

[Section_31]

2 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Anybody else getting the impression that Captain Willard is Dominic Cummings?

He's the goal.com of political secrets.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Sunak saying he's going to lead with "common sense Thatcherism" - which doesn't actually mean anything, it's just a selection of the favourite words of the aged whities who are going to vote.

[Creator Supreme]

4 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Sunak saying he's going to lead with "common sense Thatcherism" - which doesn't actually mean anything, it's just a selection of the favourite words of the aged whities who are going to vote.

Reminds me of the Family Guy episode years back when Lois ran for mayor of Quahog. To get the public on side she just had to say the words "Nine Eleven"!

 

Closer to the truth than it should be sadly!

[polymerpunkah]

"Nineteen-eleven!"

[Creator Supreme]

3 minutes ago, polymerpunkah said:

"Nineteen-eleven!"

Should work, most of the Tory Membership were in their mid-20's by then!

[Captain Willard]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

He's the goal.com of political secrets.

Ha ha. 

[Anubis]

 

 

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

 

Can't wait for the Taxpayers' Alliance to be all over this.

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

 

 

And also in the fine print is that we have to take Rwanda's most at risk asylum applicants.

 

Almost like we got mugged off again.

 

Oh, the money upfront was for space, training, infastructure and costs, every 'applicant' that goes over there will be charged as an additional cost.

[Bjornebye]

So Corbyn's working with the woke remainer Rwandans now? 

[Anubis]

No wonder Patel has been dodging scrutiny all week.

[Section_31]

The Rwanda thing is just about the headlines. They don't care if it works or not, bedroom tax was the same. that's why they picked Rwanda and not, say, Corsica or some shit. 

 

"Send them all to Rwanda!" * Said in a broad Essex accent *

 

They govern by headlines and their frontline troops at the media amplify it.

[johnsusername]

Jeremy Hunt on GMB blaming Labour for the financial state of the NHS. Skillfully avoiding the fact that Conservatives have been in power for 12 years , and he was Health minister for 6 years. 

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, johnsusername said:

Jeremy Hunt on GMB blaming Labour for the financial state of the NHS. Skillfully avoiding the fact that Conservatives have been in power for 12 years , and he was Health minister for 6 years. 

Did nobody pull the cunt up on it? Didn't he poo poo pandemic planning too