Coronavirus

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

20 minutes ago, A Red said:

Me, I absolutely need to be back on time and cant take the risk of being stuck somewhere

Can you not get anyone quarantined in yer cottages for a fortnight?

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

11 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Our last cull (AIDS) was 80 k deaths a year at its height. 

 

So that is 1.5 mil infected.

I’ve stopped shagging, missus is not happy, but she’s already give us a cold, and she’s sole inheritor.

[A Red]

3 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Can you not get anyone quarantined in yer cottages for a fortnight?

I've got people arriving a few days after im due back, I cant risk being delayed.

 

This isnt Australia, we cant afford a lackadaisical attitude to things

[s(k)aturation]

30 minutes ago, A Red said:

I've got people arriving a few days after im due back, I cant risk being delayed.

 

This isnt Australia, we cant afford a lackadaisical attitude to things

 

 

Why, do they have the vaccine?

 

 

 

[A Red]

1 minute ago, skaro said:

 

 

Why, do they have the vaccine?

 

 

 

Everyone that stays with us expects luxury and to be met by me in a white suit shimmying them to the door of their cottage whilst fountains each side of the gate erupt in a belaggio style. Fuck off. 

[s(k)aturation]

 

19 minutes ago, A Red said:

Everyone that stays with us expects luxury and to be met by me in a white suit shimmying them to the door of their cottage whilst fountains each side of the gate erupt in a belaggio style. Fuck off. 

 

 

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

1 hour ago, A Red said:

I've got people arriving a few days after im due back, I cant risk being delayed.

 

This isnt Australia, we cant afford a lackadaisical attitude to things

Yer frigging racist!

[TheBitch]

Just come through DMK airport, they’re checking temperatures and mine is 35.5, you’ll all be glad to know I don’t have the CoronaAids. Maybe. Yet. 

[General Dryness]

4 hours ago, A Red said:

Everyone that stays with us expects luxury and to be met by me in a white suit shimmying them to the door of their cottage whilst fountains each side of the gate erupt in a belaggio style. Fuck off. 

A Red and his missus greeting their guests.

 

 

[cloggypop]

BELGIUM HAS SHUT THE PUBS! 

 

https://www.politico.eu/article/belgium-closes-schools-bars-and-restaurants/

[Davelfc]

 

 

[Mudface]

7 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Can a moderator please change my username to Nelio-Aquilani? 

 

 

Time for XHamster to step up to the plate.

[Anubis]

6 hours ago, A Red said:

Everyone that stays with us expects luxury and to be met by me in a white suit shimmying them to the door of their cottage whilst fountains each side of the gate erupt in a belaggio style. Fuck off. 

[Mike D]

 

[Guest]

48 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Time for XHamster to step up to the plate.

Are hamsters being locked down in Italy too?

[General Dryness]

54 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Cutting edge stuff there lid.

[PestiRed]

Panic buying has now started at our local supermarket. I understand canned foods as most people here shop every few days rather than keep a big larder. I also get the desire to buy hand soap but I cannot fathom why people are suddenly desperate to own a 6 month advance supply of toilet paper

[cloggypop]

I don't get why all the pasta has gone here. The Dutch don't even eat it normally, they eat potatoes. 

[Anubis]

4 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

I don't get why all the pasta has gone here. The Dutch don't even eat it normally, they eat potatoes. 

Currently putting it up on eBay at five times the original price.

[cloggypop]

I looked a right weirdo in the supermarket before. Small basket of essentials, no shopping trolley with 72 bog rolls like the rest of them. 

[Davelfc]

On the matter of patients tested positive again, Zhong Nanshan's judgement is that the patients do achieve immunity and are not re-infected:

-  close contacts of recovered patients do not get infections

-  patients have produce IgG antibody which has strong killing effect on the virus, so chances of re-infection is pretty low 

-  Hong Kong medical experts tried to culture covid from 10+ such patients (recovered but positive again) in the P3 laboratory, but could do not so.



https://m.chinanews.com/wap/detail/zw/sh/2020/03-12/9122880.shtml

[Stickman]

1 hour ago, cloggypop said:

BELGIUM HAS SHUT THE PUBS! 

 

https://www.politico.eu/article/belgium-closes-schools-bars-and-restaurants/

 

 

Fuck now it's getting serious

[Champ]

15 minutes ago, Philtrum said:

On the matter of patients tested positive again, Zhong Nanshan's judgement is that the patients do achieve immunity and are not re-infected:

-  close contacts of recovered patients do not get infections

-  patients have produce IgG antibody which has strong killing effect on the virus, so chances of re-infection is pretty low 

-  Hong Kong medical experts tried to culture covid from 10+ such patients (recovered but positive again) in the P3 laboratory, but could do not so.



https://m.chinanews.com/wap/detail/zw/sh/2020/03-12/9122880.shtml

Thanks for your posts, Phil. The evidence  of those working at the coal face make for very sobering reading

[Champ]

34 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Cutting edge stuff there lid.

Ouch!

[Mudface]

16 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

What's everyone's employers been like?

 

So far, we've had one email  - a cut and paste job full of generic advice - and literally not one word specific to the work we do, our policies or anything. 

Ours has been OK. There's a dedicated page on the intranet with the latest company updates links to government info etc. There have been regular guidance emails as well- the latest one tells everyone only to travel if absolutely necessary and to arrange meetings via Skype instead of face to face. They will also start a rolling shutdown of the UK offices over the next week to test their continuity plans and that everyone is able to work from home OK. We're an IT company, and have had remote working in place for donkey's years, so I assume they're just checking that the network can cope with everyone working from home at once.