Chelsea Away

[J-V]

Fuck sake sort your touch out Mo

[Tony Moanero]

Dick shaped.

[an tha]

To be fair there probably isn't The Asda in Chelsea its probably The Waitrose.

Ha...nice one!

[magicrat]

Salah has been absolute pish today

 

Been shit since he missed against Stoke

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Fucking hell Bobby. Shitted out of that challenge.

 

Sums us up at the moment.

[aRdja]

Salah is having an absolutely brutal game

[Elite]

Fucking joke, clear pen

[J-V]

Manes the only one of out forward players not asleep

[ZonkoVille77]

Been shit since he missed against Stoke

Said the same to my mate. Might be crap but it might have got into his head a little.

[johnsusername]

BRING BACK BUVAC

[Greycellgreen]

I wonder when we’ll next get a penalty.

[Jay86]

We need to get a point today and send everyone likely to start in Kiev away on a relaxing holiday, we look shot. Salah particularly, he looks mentally exhausted to be fair to him.

[Russ Atmosphere]

FILL THE BUVACUUM

[Elite]

How the fucks that not a penalty

[an tha]

Salah is having an absolutely brutal game

I am convinced he is still feeling that knock he had...his shooting power hasn't been right - his touch not as crisp and he looks just off it and all this has been largely case since that knock...

[an tha]

How the fucks that not a penalty

We aren't allowed one.

[magicrat]

Kloppo getting the hump with them now

[Baltar]

BRING BACK BUVAC

Joking aside, we have been rubbish since he left.

[an tha]

I wonder when we’ll next get a penalty.

May 26th 934pm BST!

[J-V]

Taking the piss us not getting blatant penalties now.  This has been going on every game since before the played the Mancs away

[J-V]

Trent's playing himself out of a final start

[Elite]

Chelsea will get another here. Piss poor performance not helped by corrupt officials

[The Guest]

Something needed changing about an hour ago. Whenever we hit these ruts we need to start doing something different quicker instead of just rolling over like we always do. Put two forwards on, go 3 at the back, swap the wingers over. Just do something fucking different because we are going to get beat here unless we do. The players have completely ran out of ideas in the current set up and are now making too safe passes until there’s no choice but to make a laughably risky one.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Robertson doing a Trent. Fuck me.

[magicrat]

Trent's playing himself out of a final start

 

Clyne is not exactly pulling up trees