Summer 2017 Transfer Thread

[Guest]

We have learnt a few tricks from Barca , hear the 8m becomes payable when he wins Eurovision.

Are you sure it's not the 72m that becomes payable when he wins Eurovision?

[Thoth]

If we pull this off what a statement signing that would be, he was their best player last year ... and yes better than Bernardo and Mbappe.. our forward attacking line would scare the shit out of everyone... clearly fucking defending off this year

[mgw100]

Is he lightning quick? I only want him if he's lightning quick.

[stringvest]

It's on.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Surely it would mean Coutinho going? I wouldn’t have an issue with it if we get Mark Lemmar and Virgil from Thunderbirds. We should also go back for Keita.

 

I’m other words, I don’t like it.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Lemar is fucking shite. Who is he?

[Horus]

Is he lightning quick? I only want him if he's lightning quick.

 

Like grease lightning.

[The Golden Eel]

Monaco seemed to be pretty clear that Lemar wasn't for sale a while back. 

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

I have no problem with Coutinho being sold, just not to Barca.

 

They have been fucking cunts in all of this.

 

I can't believe Dortmund caved in so easily with Dembele.

[aws]

If we actually buy a decent replacement I'm not arsed in the slightest if he goes. We've survived far better players leaving.

[Lee909]

I have no problem with Coutinho being sold, just not to Barca.

 

They have been fucking cunts in all of this.

 

I can't believe Dortmund caved in so easily with Dembele.

I wouldn't say it was easily. They put a price on his head and got it.

 

Also sounds a but Southampton like(any team but Barca). If they pay the fee amd we can gey the players we want sell him.

[liverpoolsno9]

The beginning of that video, it lists his weakness as ambidexterity! Does that mean he's ambidextrous or not ambidextrous. I would love to see one of our players being able to use both their right and left hand equally well. Pointing and stuff.

[Ginny]

If there's any justice in the world, we should defo sign LEMAR

[Arl arse]

Just buy a couple of top defenders and buy Yer ma, I mean Lemar.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

That Graeme Kelly douchebag saying Keita is in the UK.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Just buy a couple of top defenders and buy Yer ma, I mean Lemar.

 

Defenders are irrevelant if you're scoring 10 goals a game.

 

[Kevin D]

Lemar is fucking shite. Who is he?

I have never seen him play, but he is French, black and a CM.

 

3/3 of my criteria.

[Tony Moanero]

I really hope we don't sign him, as it will give me something else to moan about.

[liverpoolsno9]

That Graeme Kelly douchebag saying Keita is in the UK.

He's supposedly also liked a pic on twitter of us reaching the Champs League.

[El Rojo]

Keita's just repped a Tony Moanero post about Toffee Pops from 2014.

 

It's on.

[Arl arse]

The Twitter bullshit artistes last hurrah before the transfer window shuts.

[Gym Beglin]

If I had to choose between VVD, Keita or Lemar you say?

 

VVD

 

Still think we're a striker short, and a wide man, but we would benefit most from a dominating presence in the team.

[3 Stacks]

We're signing the Guadeloupean Iniesta, lads. 

[Jairzinho]

I have never seen him play, but he is French, black and a CM.

 

3/3 of my criteria.

However, he isn't six foot six, capable of wrestling a bear, and nor would Joseph Conrad have described him as a beast, and for those reasons, I'm out.

[Tony Moanero]

Keita's just repped a Tony Moanero post about Toffee Pops from 2014.

 

It's on.

Fucks sake, Keita doesn't actually exist and is a figment of Code's imagination?