Miscellaneous Questions Not Worth Starting A Thread For

[Lee909]

Surely if you need help answering that you are batting for the other side

[Chairman Meow]

What would you do if placed in this situation?

 

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If my normal procedure is followed, I'd ejaculate, apologise for the disappointment and leave. Then go home and cry myself to sleep. 

[Guest]

Surely if you need help answering that you are batting for the other side

 

Good afternoon, Sir. Would you like any help with this?

[Mook]

What happens if you give a hedgehog milk?

[Captain Turdseye]

Cock rings. What's the point?

 

Asking for a friend.

[Bjornebye]

Cock rings. What's the point?

 

Asking for a friend.

They are boss.

[Champ]

What happens if you give a hedgehog milk?

Have you got a hedgehog?

[Trumo]

What happens if you give a hedgehog milk?

 

You end up with a spiked drink?

[Trumo]

What would you do if placed in this situation?

 

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Again?

[Strontium]

What happens if you give a hedgehog milk?

If you don't give it milk, it'll only be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley.

[Mook]

Have you got a hedgehog?

 

There's a thread on the FF where someone is being called an evil bastard & one of the reasons cited is that they give hedgehogs milk.

 

I'm trying to ascertain what the issue is with giving a hedgehog a drink of milk.

 

I give mine a glass of Tizer every morning & he's never complained.

[Trumo]

There's a thread on the FF where someone is being called an evil bastard & one of the reasons cited is that they give hedgehogs milk.

 

I'm trying to ascertain what the issue is with giving a hedgehog a drink of milk.

 

I give mine a glass of Tizer every morning & he's never complained.

 

Tizer in Irn Bru country. You rebel!

[Chairman Meow]

I'm trying to ascertain what the issue is with giving a hedgehog a drink of milk.

 

It gives them the shits. 

[stringvest]

It gives them the shits. 

 

 

if it's lady milk, it will probably kill them.  Cow's milk, not so much.

[VladimirIlyich]

What does the teenage son of the porn actress who features in the 'World Record Gangbang' say when sees his mum getting shagged by 350 men online? Who's the Daddy?

[Champ]

There's a thread on the FF where someone is being called an evil bastard & one of the reasons cited is that they give hedgehogs milk.

 

I'm trying to ascertain what the issue is with giving a hedgehog a drink of milk.

 

I give mine a glass of Tizer every morning & he's never complained.

Oh, I've lost interest now. I wanted you to have a hedgehog. I want a hedgehog

[Mook]

Oh, I've lost interest now. I wanted you to have a hedgehog. I want a hedgehog

 

Whatever happened to hedgehogs? I don't think I've seen one for about 30 years.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

If you want fleas get a hedgehog. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Cock rings. What's the point?

 

Asking for a friend.

They are boss.

Why though. What's the point? Is it decorative or is my friend gonna be on the receiving end of some enhanced pleasure?

 

He's a bit scared.

[moof]

Supposed to help you stay hard, isn't it?

[Lee909]

Just a beef hoola hoop

Got a snack for her when you finish too

[Captain Turdseye]

Supposed to help you stay hard, isn't it?

I have, sorry, I mean my friend has no trouble in that regard. His missus has ordered one while shopping for some other bedtime stuff. Is that the only use for them?

[Guest]

Whatever happened to hedgehogs? I don't think I've seen one for about 30 years.

 

Are they extinct because of the crisps?

[Alan Sex]

I have, sorry, I mean my friend has no trouble in that regard. His missus has ordered one while shopping for some other bedtime stuff. Is that the only use for them?

Onion rings taste better.

[moof]

I have, sorry, I mean my friend has no trouble in that regard. His missus has ordered one while shopping for some other bedtime stuff. Is that the only use for them?

Recreational Edit

A cock ring may be used to prolong erection in order to provide pleasure beyond their own orgasm or simply because the wearer likes the particular sensation of tightness and extreme engorgement that wearing one provides. It can be worn as a sex toy, as genital jewelry, or simply for the appearance. Some men enjoy using cock rings for masturbation, as wearing of this sex toy contributes to better erection and delays orgasm for themselves, thus it intensifies orgasmic sensations. Also, vibrating cock rings deliver a great range of very pleasurable vibrations that enhance enjoyment for the wearer and their partner.[citation needed]

 

 

 

Genital jewellery, hmm. Perhaps your missu...err... I mean, your mate's missus is bored of the plain penis look, and wants to spice it up. I suggest surprising her with a penile subincision, or at the very least a Prince Albert. Either that or she wants you to...um, him, I mean, to last longer.