Loris Karius

[The Golden Eel]

Once fans (ours or opposition) start going along with the media and jump on the 'he's shite' bandwagon, that's it, game over man.

 

Might as well send him packing now.

 

Our fans were on the bandwagon before the media was and if you want people to not get on the "he's shite" bandwagon, then he should probably try not being shite all the time. 

[3 Stacks]

He's clearly being targeted too, as that Bournemouth defender admitted last week.

 

You mean teams are trying to shoot at our goal? Sound strategy that. The Bournemouth defender should manage one day, the fucking football genius.

[manwiththestick]

Isn't Hart on a season long loan therefore not available in January? Besides he's wank, an improvement on our two clowns though.

[Elite]

Our goal keeping scouts need to be hung, drawn and quartered. Twice.

[Jairzinho]

He's shit and so is Mignolet, but we won't be signing a keeper in January. I can't even see Klopp dropping Karius unless it gets to the point that he's chucking five in every week.

 

The hope is that next summer we stop fucking pissing around, chuck these two mongs in the bin, and sign someone that isn't petrified of their own shadow. 

 

Oh, and Achterberg has to fucking go.

[cloggypop]

Yeah I'd take him.

He'd marmalise you.

[aRdja]

You mean teams are trying to shoot at our goal? Sound strategy that. The Bournemouth defender should manage one day, the fucking football genius.

He would've been instructed by his manager I would've thought? Targeting weaker players are pretty normal... just have as many shots from outside the box as possible, as Karius would probably let an easy shot it, etc.

[Dr Nowt]

He'd marmalise you.

You've not met aRdja. Hands like shovels covered in sharkskin.

[Strontium]

The most important position on the pitch, yet we always skimp on getting anyone decent. Why? It's insanity.

[Adebisi]

You could make a case for signing Heaton, just like you could have for Mig back when he was at Sunderland

 

Doesn't change the fact that as soon as we sign them they turn to shite.

 

That lad playing for Stoke at the moment wasn't even first choice for Derby I think it was when they bought him. Not saying he's a great keeper or anything, but had he played a PL before this season?

 

We buy young keepers with a decent rep and they turn to shite. Other teams buy nobodies as back-up and they look the part

[an tha]

The most important position on the pitch, yet we always skimp on getting anyone decent. Why? It's insanity.

We happily spend 20m on likes of Markovic but when it comes to a keeper we won't shell out...

[an tha]

You could make a case for signing Heaton, just like you could have for Mig back when he was at Sunderland

 

Doesn't change the fact that as soon as we sign them they turn to shite.

 

That lad playing for Stoke at the moment wasn't even first choice for Derby I think it was when they bought him. Not saying he's a great keeper or anything, but had he played a PL before this season?

 

We buy young keepers with a decent rep and they turn to shite. Other teams buy nobodies as back-up and they look the part

Achterberg

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Maybe we should sing this .

 

You're stealing a wage

You're stealing a wage

John Fucking Achterberg

You're stealing a wage

 

Maybe the fucking penny will drop. Well it's unlikely to get caught.

[aRdja]

He'd marmalise you.

I'm dead 'ard me. So hard I made Stringvest say Lucas was good when we met.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Achterberg was a shit keeper who played for fucking Tranmere for the bulk of his career, it still baffles me why he got the gig as our goalkeeping coach. 

[Jairzinho]

Achterberg was a shit keeper who played for fucking Tranmere for the bulk of his career, it still baffles me why he got the gig as our goalkeeping coach. 

 

He was initially signed to coach the Under 18 and Reserve team keepers. Then when Benitez left Valero also did.

 

For some reason the club thought we should just promote Achterberg.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

He was initially signed to coach the Under 18 and Reserve team keepers. Then when Benitez left Valero also did.

 

For some reason the club thought we should just promote Achterberg.

 

Which is rather baffling, although he was probably a cheap option at the time and still is. 

[KevieG]

Agreed, paying 15m at the least for Tom "Championship lifer" Heaton is our only chance at salvaging a Champions League place.

Paying 15 million for him would be good business if it removed Karius from goal.

[El Rojo]

Surely there are options out there besides Hart and Heaton?

[Boss]

There are keepers like Hart and Handanovic that would run here if it meant playing for us. Our keepers since Reina have been an abomination.

 

Doni, Brad Jones, Bogdan, Mignolet, Karius. 

 

Crystal Palace have a better keeper. QPR when they were in the Premier League had a better keeper than us. Middlesborough have a better keeper. It's disgraceful.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Surely there are options out there besides Hart and Heaton?

 

Most clubs below the top 4 in every major league would sell at a certain price. That is a lot of keepers to scout and tempt away, we are just shit at it. 

[El Rojo]

There are keepers like Hart and Handanovic that would run here if it meant playing for us. Our keepers since Reina have been an abomination.

 

Doni, Brad Jones, Bogdan, Mignolet, Karius.

 

 

Crystal Palace have a better keeper. QPR when they were in the Premier League had a better keeper than us. Middlesborough have a better keeper. It's disgraceful.

Latter era Reina was no great shakes either, though then or even now he'd be a big improvement on what we have.

 

Didn't it seem like we'd Begovic signed the summer we ended up with Mignolet? Think he even mentioned it himself in an interview.

[KevieG]

There are keepers like Hart and Handanovic that would run here if it meant playing for us. Our keepers since Reina have been an abomination.

 

Doni, Brad Jones, Bogdan, Mignolet, Karius.

 

Crystal Palace have a better keeper. QPR when they were in the Premier League had a better keeper than us. Middlesborough have a better keeper. It's disgraceful.

Most premier league teams have a better sub keeper than our two.

[an tha]

Most premier league teams have a better sub keeper than our two.

Yeah likes of Vorm and Begovic for example.

[cloggypop]

Let's raid the top of the Bundesliga and get that Peter Gulacsi.