Summer Transfer Ballache 2016

[Paulie Dangerously]

Mané.  Continuing the tradition of buying players who do well against us. 

[LFC 6 Times]

Please not Mane, I thought with Klopp we'd move away from shit like this. Southhampton are our Dortmund to Bayern, it's embarrassing.

[Bjornebye]

Mane is a quality player.

[Dr Nowt]

4 pages in and not so much as a "Welcome to Tottenham, Saido"?

 

Makes me sick motherfucker, how far we done fell.

[Denny Crane]

How about

 

I support Liverpool FC not Southampton FC.

[Em City]

4 pages in and not so much as a "Welcome to Tottenham, Saido"?

 

Makes me sick motherfucker, how far we done fell.

 

I've already wrote 'welcome to LFC' underneath all his YouTube videos.

[El Rojo]

Not signing any world class players will be like a new signing.

[Lycan]

It's nice being linked with players like Dahoud and Coric. Both very talented young players who I wouldn't mind here. But where are the experienced leaders this squad so desperately needs? Players who can keep things calm, slow the ball down and take the sting out of the game after the opposition scores the equaliser or pulls a goal or two back? We need players like this in our side. We really do. But I fear despite having Klopp as our manager FSG 'still' haven't learned their lesson. Preferring to take a punt on cheaper 'wonderkid' types in the hope they'll come good in the future and have the potential to have a massive sell on fee. Instead of buying the more expensive, experienced, been there, done that, type players we obviously need.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Benjani it is then. 

[LFC 6 Times]

Mane is not a class player, he's an inconsistent Maverick, exactly what we don't need.

[El Rojo]

Benjani it is then. 

 

Would be worth getting him out of retirement for the readymade Benjani In Platforms song.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Shopping at Southampton is textbook Klopp.

[El Rojo]

Shopping at Southampton is textbook Klopp.

 

It probably formed part of his contract. 'You realise you're only allowed buy players from one club, Jurgen? But not Wanayama, because we've absolutely no need for a quality defensive midfielder already proven in this league.' 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Premier League Proven ©

[El Rojo]

Premier League Proven ©

 

I've just added £15m onto his price.

[Oh Buoy]

So far, thread title is bang on. 

[Red House]

Ben Chilwell has made it clear Anfield is his destination of choice & remains the main target for the position. #lfc (Melissa Reddy - Goal)

 

#LFC were actually close to a deal for Mane back in 2014, but then manager Brendan Rodgers declined the chance to sign him. #lfc (Echo)

[M_B]

Mane will cost £30 million+. The figure we tout, is never ever the price we pay.

[aladdinsane]

Bild are claiming there is an ongoing power struggle between Bayern and Gotze and they still want him gone. They suggest he might be holding out to having a great Euro's and get someone to buy

him.

 

Either way. He's hardly clamouring to come here and Bayern are desperate to get rid of him .Something seems up.

[Nightcat]

Imagine all the millions the committee of shame will pocket under the table by signing another Southampton player, though.

 

Fantastic business for the Boston criminal network.

[JermainePennant]

Mane is not a class player, he's an inconsistent Maverick, exactly what we don't need.

I'm refusing to believe this link is true as it makes no sense, Sturridge, Origi and Ings are better than him and he's not a wide player.Id rather keep Ibe and if we give them money and Ibe that would be one of the worst deals we have done.

 

If we are signing anyone from Southampton it should be Wanyama, we need 2 dms signed imo and he should be one of them.

 

I'm hoping the targets have not been made public as I've seen no links to any dms, surely we cant go another summer without signing one.It shouldn't be hard for the committee to see what's needed, just give them some videos of Masch and Alonso and tell them to find similar players.

[Nightcat]

There is nothing weird or questionable regarding our transfer Strategy.

 

All is clear and transparent.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I fucking hate our transfer committee

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Our transfer committee are playing a blinder

[aladdinsane]

I fucking hate our transfer committee

If the committee was a font it would definitely be Comic Sans.