Give it away, give it away, give it away now.

[lifetime fan]

I've 2 John Legend tickets for Manchester this summer if anyone wants them before I stick them on ebay?

[lifetime fan]

I've a white indesit electric cooker that's only been used for a year if anyone wants it?

[Chairman Meow]

I'd have had that Col but my auntie is getting a new kitchen so I'm getting her old one.

 

All I need now at the farm is a bed settee at the farm and next time I'm homeless I'll be doing it in style. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Repping the fuck out of Col here.

 

My books look a bit shit now!

[lifetime fan]

It's doing me a favour mate. I've 2 storage units costing me £150 a month. If people are happy to have it for a year then everyone's a winner.

[RoboRiise]

It'll probably cost you about a grand in petrol driving round the UK to get your shit back though.

[lifetime fan]

It's free (plus p&p).

[Tony Moanero]

Right, that's it. Maradona's getting lashed in the bin, you ungrateful bastards.

[Dr Nowt]

I would have had it Tony, but I've already got it.

 

You should read it before you lob it, it's hilarious.

[Dr Nowt]

CT, thanks mate; your books have arrived with the somewhat unique photo bookmark.

 

So I see you've been circumcised.

[Chairman Meow]

I'll take it Tony. I just thought you had put it on to take the piss. 

[Dr Nowt]

Mara's ego in that book is a thing of true beauty.

 

The giant wonder slug.

[Chairman Meow]

Mara's ego in that book is a thing of true beauty.

 

The giant wonder slug.

 

I love him.

 

You have to respect true genius mixed with insanity. 

[Byrnie]

It's a brilliant book. Absolute lunatic. Loads of funny stories.

[Dr Nowt]

I love him.

 

You have to respect true genius mixed with insanity.

Me too mate.

[Adebisi]

Someone can have this if they like. It's basically a picture-book so wont really be any good to anyone over the age of 4 or 5 (didn't stop my niece buying me it) I can't promise it'll come with the tattoos and it possibly wont be sent for a few weeks either as it's at my ma's house. 

[Captain Turdseye]

CT, thanks mate; your books have arrived with the somewhat unique photo bookmark.

 

So I see you've been circumcised.

Haha! Worst thing is I'm not 100% sure if you're taking the piss or not. The drawer they were in had all sorts of stuff in. Old cards, more books, CV's, pliers, cuff links, an assortment of copied DVD's (mostly porn), womens jewellery, sellotape, an old belt and a genuine fake Bolex watch.

 

If there was a picture of a wang in there, my bird will have some explaining to do.

[Champ]

Haha! Worst thing is I'm not 100% sure if you're taking the piss or not. The drawer they were in had all sorts of stuff in. Old cards, more books, CV's, pliers, cuff links, an assortment of copied DVD's (mostly porn), womens jewellery, sellotape, an old belt and a genuine fake Bolex watch.

 

If there was a picture of a wang in there, my bird will have some explaining to do.

Not you too!

[Dr Nowt]

Haha! Worst thing is I'm not 100% sure if you're taking the piss or not. The drawer they were in had all sorts of stuff in. Old cards, more books, CV's, pliers, cuff links, an assortment of copied DVD's (mostly porn), womens jewellery, sellotape, an old belt and a genuine fake Bolex watch.

 

If there was a picture of a wang in there, my bird will have some explaining to do.

Now I come to think of it I was a bit surprised to discover you had a black one.

[Captain Turdseye]

Now I come to think of it I was a bit surprised to discover you had a black one.

That'll be Dwayne next door. He did put my bins out last week though so I reckon we're probably even now.

[Tony Moanero]

I'll take it Tony. I just thought you had put it on to take the piss. 

 

pm me your address please, mate.

[Bjornebye]

 

Someone can have this if they like. It's basically a picture-book so wont really be any good to anyone over the age of 4 or 5 (didn't stop my niece buying me it) I can't promise it'll come with the tattoos and it possibly wont be sent for a few weeks either as it's at my ma's house. 

 

I'll have that laa i'll give it my mates so he loves superheroes and stuff 

[Chairman Meow]

pm me your address please, mate.

 

Tony knows......

 

 

my address.

 

Anyone needs to send me an envelope full of dog shit see Tony and he can sort you out. 

[lifetime fan]

Haha! Worst thing is I'm not 100% sure if you're taking the piss or not. The drawer they were in had all sorts of stuff in. Old cards, more books, CV's, pliers, cuff links, an assortment of copied DVD's (mostly porn), womens jewellery, sellotape, an old belt and a genuine fake Bolex watch.

 

If there was a picture of a wang in there, my bird will have some explaining to do.

*Remembers Simon's watch*

[Adebisi]

I'll have that laa i'll give it my mates so he loves superheroes and stuff 

Righto chief. PM me an address and I'll get it sent out at some point