The shitness of modern football

[Red_or_Dead]

Wanting Leicester City (Leicester FUCKING City) to lose a European Cup quarter final.

[El Rojo]

UEFA.

[Megadrive Man]

"Promised" Coutinho and the other stars and hinted at a Gerrard appearance.Given the ticket prices and the amount of merchandising crap they'll be flogging (probably including next seasons 3 "radically" new designs), a quick stopover or two in Asia on the way back and we could buy Neymar

 

What happens if Coutinho gets injured before then?

[Harry Squatter]

"Promised" Coutinho and the other stars and hinted at a Gerrard appearance.Given the ticket prices and the amount of merchandising crap they'll be flogging (probably including next seasons 3 "radically" new designs), a quick stopover or two in Asia on the way back and we could buy Neymar

FSG won't even make enough money available to buy Tony's Ma.

[VladimirIlyich]

What's this?. All I want is to post a message and read the views of others, not select smilies and normal/enhanced mode. What the hell is a hyperlink?

 

If you thought I wouldn't be able to cope with all this crap you are sadly mistaken. I will not be silenced I tell yer.

 

Then again, maybe I'll be able to upload an image with this new technology.

 

 

Dave U,

Does this mean we can expect the fanzine technology to be upgraded as well, like having a spell check facility for instance?

They cant afford even afford two glasses of Rum and half an ounce of Old Holborn? That's really grim.

[Kloppite]

Just watching SSN and the Brighton players had a microphone and were singing the kolo Toure song after their win yesterday.

 

What is the obsession with players and fans singing this song about players who have never played for them?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Squad numbers are fucking ridiculous nowadays.

 

Used to be ace only having them for international tournaments as a kid, didn't even mind it when it first was used in the league.

 

But today you had TAA playing with 66 on his back - it's fucking stupid and shit.

Spurs have a player called Winks and they didn't give him the squad number 40.

 

Cunts.

[Kevin D]

Juve were playing goal music against Barcelona last week.

[suzy]

Just watching SSN and the Brighton players had a microphone and were singing the kolo Toure song after their win yesterday.

 

What is the obsession with players and fans singing this song about players who have never played for them?

I didn't understand that either!

[Guest]

Juve were playing goal music against Barcelona last week.

I'm pretty sure Real Madrid last night were playing goal music as well.

[Trumo]

I'm pretty sure Real Madrid last night were playing goal music as well.

 

They were. Bayern and Celtic do it too.

[setreal]

All Bundesliga clubs do it.

[Bjornebye]

How in 2017 when a camera in a stadium can pick up a fan having a quick smoke in seconds can a ref give a shocking red card and allow tow offside goals in a champions league quarter final ? Disgwace.

 

And yeah that song playing after Celtic score is awful. Been doing it since the 90's. The only time it was funny was when they played zombie nation after all 5 goals.against the other lot early in the season

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

How in 2017 when a camera in a stadium can pick up a fan having a quick smoke in seconds can a ref give a shocking red card and allow tow offside goals in a champions league quarter final ? Disgwace.

 

And yeah that song playing after Celtic score is awful. Been doing it since the 90's. The only time it was funny was when they played zombie nation after all 5 goals.against the other lot early in the season

 

Ace

[Kevin D]

The crowd shots of the Madrid Barcelona game were brutal. More so when you realise that is what a Liverpool-Manc game is looking like to very soon.

[El Rojo]

The crowd shots of the Madrid Barcelona game were brutal. More so when you realise that is what a Liverpool-Manc game is looking like to very soon.

If you don't love emotionally uninvolved, selfie-obsessed people in replica shirts smiling when their side concedes a goal who pay £500 for a ticket, you don't love football.

[navbasi]

The crowd shots of the Madrid Barcelona game were brutal. More so when you realise that is what a Liverpool-Manc game is looking like to very soon.

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/real-madrid-fan-bernabeu-caught-10285287

[House of Dirk]

Is this new though ? Bitters have been celebrating Manc goals for years.

[Lario]

Bullshit feet-less socks to go with new bullshit sock-boots.

 

 

 

Bullshit!!

[Bjornebye]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/real-madrid-fan-bernabeu-caught-10285287

 

 

bet in play has a lot to answer for. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Teams wearing next season's kit for the last game of the season.

 

The game itself doesn't matter, of course; it's just an advert for that summer's merchandise sales.

[SammyAftershave]

Bullshit feet-less socks to go with new bullshit sock-boots.

 

 

 

Bullshit!!

 

As long as these can be pulled above your knee I'm all in.

[General Dryness]

How in 2017 when a camera in a stadium can pick up a fan having a quick smoke in seconds can a ref give a shocking red card and allow tow offside goals in a champions league quarter final ? Disgwace.

 

And yeah that song playing after Celtic score is awful. Been doing it since the 90's. The only time it was funny was when they played zombie nation after all 5 goals.against the other lot early in the season

 

Which Zombie Nation track did they play?

 

Common misconception that, the track they're most famous for is actually called Kernkraft 400. Maybe thats the one you mean.

 

/pedantry

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Which Zombie Nation track did they play?

 

Common misconception that, the track they're most famous for is actually called Kernkraft 400. Maybe thats the one you mean.

 

/pedantry

 

 

I've loved that song since my yoof and never stopped to question that.

[General Dryness]

 

I've loved that song since my yoof and never stopped to question that.

 

Poptastic trivia mate.