little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Oh Buoy]

ASDA's post-offer pricing. 

 

Went to fetch some biscuits before that were always on offer for £1. Offers now over and the biscuits are £2+. You can fuck off telling me this is all to do with the cost of living crisis - it's pure biscuitism and a blatant attack on a minority of loyal biscuiteers. 

[Oh Buoy]

On 16/11/2022 at 20:20, Captain Turdseye said:

You live in Runcorn. You’ve got Sports Direct or the Asda. 

 

The fact you've swerved the opportunity to drum up the wonder of Shopping City is offensive to those who live in smelly Runcorn. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Every time there’s Children in Need or Comic Relief, Turdsette likes to stay up late and wants us to donate, which is fair enough. It’s for a good cause. Every time we do it, we donate a tenner as soon as the show starts to get it out of the way.
 

Then later on they have segments where you can donate a tenner and enter a prize draw for a holiday or car or something and I kick myself for doing it at the beginning and not waiting for a bit. 
 

Every. Single. Time. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Chris Evans is giving away a classic car, FFS. I’m not spending another £10 on a raffle ticket. 

[redinblack]

On 16/11/2022 at 20:22, VladimirIlyich said:

TK Maxx is where its at.

Runcorn has "The Shoppo"

 

Its like Oxford Street.

 

Only it isn't.

[Captain Turdseye]

Where I live now there’s even less shops to go to for clothes than there is in the ‘Corn. On the High Street there’s a Burton’s, a Peacock’s, one independent Sportswear place and about 18 charity shops. 
 

It’s either online shopping or driving out of town. 

[littletedwest]

36 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Chris Evans is giving away a classic car, FFS. I’m not spending another £10 on a raffle ticket. 

You never win. I remember my dad saying that about them phone ins on TV.  Then in 1997 my cousin won tickets to holyfield v tyson through sky sports

[Le Duan]

On 16/11/2022 at 19:30, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

Ron Swanson - legend

[littletedwest]

On 10/11/2022 at 21:09, Mudface said:

 

 

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/film-and-tv/dave-spikey-why-i-fell-out-with-peter-901462

I know people who have met him and he's a cunt in real life. But I'm from a few miles away from Bolton and a lot of his stand up feels very real and I enjoy it. To be fair most comedians steal jokes.

But he came in carphone warehouse years ago and a bird ( very fit) asked for a picture with him and he said only if they gave him a car charger.

[VladimirIlyich]

14 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

Err, Action Replay?

 

Jesus.

Does that still exist?

[manwiththestick]

22 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Does that still exist?

It does yeah, small shop in the city, called ACR now, shite, just sells black and grey scally starter kit stuff.

[Captain Willard]

12 hours ago, littletedwest said:

I know people who have met him and he's a cunt in real life. But I'm from a few miles away from Bolton and a lot of his stand up feels very real and I enjoy it. To be fair most comedians steal jokes.

But he came in carphone warehouse years ago and a bird ( very fit) asked for a picture with him and he said only if they gave him a car charger.

I think he claims that he was Noah’s son Ham in a previous life. I think that’s a porky pie. 

[VladimirIlyich]

12 hours ago, littletedwest said:

I know people who have met him and he's a cunt in real life. But I'm from a few miles away from Bolton and a lot of his stand up feels very real and I enjoy it. To be fair most comedians steal jokes.

But he came in carphone warehouse years ago and a bird ( very fit) asked for a picture with him and he said only if they gave him a car charger.

I always had him down as being ok myself. Never meet heroes I suppose.

[Dave D]

On 18/11/2022 at 19:30, Tony Moanero said:

At least the chocolate will be decent. I had the boring ones without chocolate, when I was a kid.

Weirdly I used to like the cheaper ones for advent calendar chocolate.

 

You get some now where they have whole bars in them- kids eating them every morning must go feral when they get to school!

[Captain Turdseye]

2 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Weirdly I used to like the cheaper ones for advent calendar chocolate.

 

You get some now where they have whole bars in them- kids eating them every morning must go feral when they get to school!

She’s pissed me off this year already. Kinder Bueno ones built like houses for £8 each, and she keeps telling me that we’re gonna be spending less money this year. Fucking great start you’ve made there, babe. 
 

They’re already dominating the kitchen side. They’re massive. I keep having to move them around to get to other stuff. I wouldn’t mind but two of the kids are 18 and 14. I always thought they were for little kids. 
 

And I haven’t got one. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Just noticed that while the Mrs is watching fuckin' Sky News that after all their headlines giving criticism to the World Cup hosts and the shit surrounding it that they have the nerve to be sponsored by Qatar Airways! Hypocritical bastards.

[Dave D]

4 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

She’s pissed me off this year already. Kinder Bueno ones built like houses for £8 each, and she keeps telling me that we’re gonna be spending less money this year. Fucking great start you’ve made there, babe. 
 

They’re already dominating the kitchen side. They’re massive. I keep having to move them around to get to other stuff. I wouldn’t mind but two of the kids are 18 and 14. I always thought they were for little kids. 
 

And I haven’t got one. 

 

First year Ive not got one as last year the kids ate mine and theirs before Id even got up.

 

I do however have an advent candle.

 

Im so middle class

[Captain Willard]

That moment in the Strictly judging where they say “in the event of a tie break, hedge judge Shirley will decide” and the camera goes to her and she smiles smugly and bows her head like some fucking Roman Emperor condemning a gladiator to death. Annoys me every week. 

[Dave D]

19 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

That moment in the Strictly judging where they say “in the event of a tie break, hedge judge Shirley will decide” and the camera goes to her and she smiles smugly and bows her head like some fucking Roman Emperor condemning a gladiator to death. Annoys me every week. 

Funnily enough I clocked that tonight and thought the same

[Chip Butty]

We all would tho. 

[Trumo]

Takeaway delivery riders must have it in their employment terms that not using lights, going the wrong way down one-way streets, and using their phones while on the move, are essential to their job.

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

That moment in the Strictly judging where they say “in the event of a tie break, hedge judge Shirley will decide” and the camera goes to her and she smiles smugly and bows her head like some fucking Roman Emperor condemning a gladiator to death. Annoys me every week. 

 

I've never watched it, but your description is enraging me anyway.

[VladimirIlyich]

8 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

I've never watched it, but your description is enraging me anyway.

The fact that somebody has even mentioned shite like that on here is infuriating. This place is going to the dogs.

[Remmie]

10 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

The fact that somebody has even mentioned shite like that on here is infuriating. This place is going to the dogs.

Haha I've just repped that while my Mrs watches the crown without a shred of irony

[Captain Willard]

16 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

The fact that somebody has even mentioned shite like that on here is infuriating. This place is going to the dogs.

Depending on the time of the year, there are up to 4 women living in our house. They control the TV remote not me.