little things that annoy the shit out of you

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Alternatively, give your Ma a box of chocolates amd keep the telly yourself?

Hmmm

[Elite]

Uh oh.

 

Could be an eventful Christmas day......

At least there will be no problems with tv show clashes.

[Harry Squatter]

Boring cunts who go the same place year after year on holiday because they've got no sense of adventure. They lord it over other people because they know the hotel staff or know the best place to buy ciggies or to get 0.01% better exchange rate on their euros.

[VladimirIlyich]

Boring cunts who go the same place year after year on holiday because they've got no sense of adventure. They lord it over other people because they know the hotel staff or know the best place to buy ciggies or to get 0.01% better exchange rate on their euros.

I don't see a problem with going to the same place(as long as its abroad) if you know you will have a good time and not having to risk a hotel from hell. If its a caravan in Rhyl though thats for cunts.

[Evelyn Tentions]

Boring cunts who go the same place year after year on holiday because they've got no sense of adventure. They lord it over other people because they know the hotel staff or know the best place to buy ciggies or to get 0.01% better exchange rate on their euros.

Who travel to unusual and exotic locations to eat Pizzas and Macdonalds.

[The Golden Eel]

People who don't have their card/money ready when paying at the till. Fucking empty heads

I used to work in Mcdonalds and you'd get people sitting in the drive through queue for 5-10 minutes and when they get to the window to order they start asking everyone in the car what they want, including kids, then faff around for their money, etc. It's like it came as a last minute surprise that they were at Mcdonalds when they reached the window to order.

[Tony Moanero]

I had lots of Stars Wars figures but my parents would only let me have two Stormtroopers when I wanted at least twenty of them. It still freaks my nut out to this day.

[sir roger]

I had lots of Stars Wars figures but my parents would only let me have two Stormtroopers when I wanted at least twenty of them. It still freaks my nut out to this day.

 

I am surprised you have managed to put your outrage at Bourbons being number 6 in Channel 5's ' Britain's favourite biscuit ' to one side, to post , Tony.

 

Full list

 

Chocolate Digestive

Chocolate HobNob

Jammie Dodger

Custard Cream

Shortbread

B***bon

Jaffa Cake

Ginger Nut

Digestive

Wagon Wheel.

[Tony Moanero]

Fuck's sake, sir roger, you could have used spoiler tags.

 

I wanted to watch that, when was it on?

[sir roger]

Fuck's sake, sir roger, you could have used spoiler tags.

 

I wanted to watch that, when was it on?

Sorry Tony I just assumed you would have watched it avidly. It was on Tuesday night on C5

 

It is repeated on My5 on Xmas Day at 20.30 pm

[Remmie]

My phone autocorrected Santa to Santander

[Dougie Do'ins]

Cold bathrooms.

 

Why is it the bathroom always feels like it's sub fucking zero.

[PestiRed]

My phone autocorrected Santa to Santander

There’s something hugely symbolic about banks and capitalism in that

[General Dryness]

My phone autocorrected Santa to Santander

Your phone is just keepin' it Real.

[Remmie]

There’s something hugely symbolic about banks and capitalism in that

The fact that I'm whingeing about an autocorrect not being correct is probably also massively symbolic!

[Champ]

Cold bathrooms.

 

Why is it the bathroom always feels like it's sub fucking zero.

Good one. We've recently been moved to new city centre offices. The move suits me pretty well (we'll not dwell on those who have whinged incessantly for months about every perceived downside to the move) but the one thing that really distresses me is the temperature of the loo seats in the new place in the middle of the night. Just the thought of them makes me want to weep

[VladimirIlyich]

Cold bathrooms.

 

Why is it the bathroom always feels like it's sub fucking zero.

You've stolen my excuse for when my missus laughs at my shrivelled up genitals.

[Carvalho Diablo]

My phone autocorrected Santa to Santander

 

A couple of months ago I sent a text to a mate saying I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR GIB. It autocorrected to I LIKE THE CUNT OF YOUR GIN.

 

It seems that my phone knows me rather to well.

[Champ]

My mum sent me a text on Christmas Eve asking me to bring peroxide over in the morning. I fell asleep trying to work out what other uses there might be for hair dye.

 

It turned out we’d drunk too far into the supplies of beer with our baked ham and twice cooked chips

[VladimirIlyich]

My mum sent me a text on Christmas Eve asking me to bring peroxide over in the morning. I fell asleep trying to work out what other uses there might be for hair dye.

 

It turned out we’d drunk too far into the supplies of beer with our baked ham and twice cooked chips

I don't get it?

[Rico1304]

I don't get it?

Peroni?

[Furmedge]

Peroni?

Prosecco?

[Rico1304]

Prosecco?

If they are Scottish it’s probably turps.

[Champ]

Well I thought it was funny.

 

Her phone had auto corrected Peroni to peroxide

[Champ]

Peroni?

Exactly.

 

And woe betide anyone suggesting she’s Scottish. She’s only lived here 40 years