little things that annoy the shit out of you

[sir roger]

Zara wads opposite MacDonalds in Lord Steet until recently. Has just opened as a new NatWest Bank.

[Elite]

Use a computer.

Computers are for cunts.

[Chairman Meow]

Computers are for cunts.

 

Well you'll be OK with it then won't you?

[Redder Lurtz]

Just checked out their website and have never been so happy to be too old to shop there. Are people in the Uk really dressing like this now?

 

 

 

 

AAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! What the fuck!

[Elite]

Well you'll be OK with it then won't you?

Very cutting.

[manwiththestick]

AAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! What the fuck!

They're almost shants.

[Dave D]

When you need a cross head screwdriver and all you can find is flat heads. 

 

Always puzzling that I find more flat heads in one drawer that I even knew I owned.

[Kloppite]

When you need a cross head screwdriver and all you can find is flat heads.

 

Always puzzling that I find more flat heads in one drawer that I even knew I owned.

They are called Phillips head screw drivers or a pozi screw drivers.

[Dave D]

They are called Phillips head screw drivers or a pozi screw drivers.

Not in my world they're not

[Tj hooker]

A little bit of mist / Fog and the fog light brigade are out in force ffs when you come out it switch the fucking things off

[Evelyn Tentions]

A little bit of mist / Fog and the fog light brigade are out in force ffs when you come out it switch the fucking things off

They're better than the twats who don't use them and remain invisible until they're about 3 feet away.

[Pureblood]

I can never post pics from my phone, can never get the image location on Chrome. Any ideas?

 

Get the pencil out and express yourself.

 

[VladimirIlyich]

They're better than the twats who don't use them and remain invisible until they're about 3 feet away.

And the cunts who don't know how to dip their headlights.

[Bjornebye]

People who don't have their card/money ready when paying at the till. Fucking empty heads

[Paulie Dangerously]

People who don't have their card/money ready when paying at the till. Fucking empty heads

 

Same applies to any scenario in which you need to provide money for goods or services.

 

When I used to get the bus to work the stop by mine was on one straight road.  You could see about a mile down it and there are two stops before ours so you can see a bus coming, stopping, then coming then stopping then coming again before it gets to you.

 

Without fail there was some dullard who stood watching it come down the road, got on the bus and stood in front of the driver before going into her bag to get the fare out.  

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Same applies to any scenario in which you need to provide money for goods or services.

 

When I used to get the bus to work the stop by mine was on one straight road.  You could see about a mile down it and there are two stops before ours so you can see a bus coming, stopping, then coming then stopping then coming again before it gets to you.

 

Without fail there was some dullard who stood watching it come down the road, got on the bus and stood in front of the driver before going into her bag to get the fare out.  

 

I hate those fuckers who when asked to show their monthly/weekly bus pass pretend to rummage around their bags and pockets before saying 'I can't find it' in the hope the driver waves them on. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

I hate those fuckers who when asked to show their monthly/weekly bus pass pretend to rummage around their bags and pockets before saying 'I can't find it' in the hope the driver waves them on. 

 

There's a lad who drinks in our boozer who managed to get himself an Arriva jumper.  He just jumps onto any bus now and the driver waves him on.  He's a cheeky cunt but you've got to admire his nerve. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

There's a lad who drinks in our boozer who managed to get himself an Arriva jumper.  He just jumps onto any bus now and the driver waves him on.  He's a cheeky cunt but you've got to admire his nerve. 

 

Hahaha, loads of them about. Reminds me of a lad I served in the Army with. He used to read the death columns in the local paper, then do a bit of digging. He would then just turn up at the funeral saying he was an old work colleague and get pissed and fed for nothing. He also claimed he got a fair few sympathy shags. 

[Mook]

Hahaha, loads of them about. Reminds me of a lad I served in the Army with. He used to read the death columns in the local paper, then do a bit of digging. He would then just turn up at the funeral saying he was an old work colleague and get pissed and fed for nothing. He also claimed he got a fair few sympathy shags. 

 

Fair enough really if he was helping out at the graveyard.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Never asked my parents for anything, brought no trouble, borrowed no money. My sister lived off them for 20 years despite being married, cars, loans , holidays you name it, trouble with men, debt collectors eviction etc. Sun shines out of her arse.

My mum just phoned me from Tesco to see how Iam as I'm ill, my sister met someone a few years ago a real 40 year old virgin, not on good money but suddenly she has a few bob, being big licks with my mum now, presents, a few trips here and there.

She has also forgotten all I did for her, sorting out fellas and giving her money, taking her kid away you name it.

She has just given my mum her old 49" telly, and probably loads of other shite too, the problem for her unfortunately is I have bought my mum a brand new 50" tv. Off to buy some shite presents then I will bring the telly from the van on Xmas day. Fuck you.

[Anny Road]

Trying to put those GU10 light bulbs in the ceiling. A hour its taken me to get 2 in.

[Captain Turdseye]

Trying to put those GU10 light bulbs in the ceiling. A hour its taken me to get 2 in.

An hour to get them in, sure, but how many of them could you knock out in 60 seconds?

[SammyAftershave]

I note of late an increasing number of audience members at boxing and, more so at UFC events making loud whooping noises like jungle monkeys. What the fuck is that all about? Is there some new drug doing the rounds, is it another USA imported demonstration of fuckwittery or is it simply 'Colin Hunt' type's having 'fun' and thinking they are adding to the occasion? Might I suggest a strategically placed sniper in the rafters of forthcoming events to discourage these cretinous imbeciles from giving decent hard-working monkey's a bad name.

[Dave D]

Never asked my parents for anything, brought no trouble, borrowed no money. My sister lived off them for 20 years despite being married, cars, loans , holidays you name it, trouble with men, debt collectors eviction etc. Sun shines out of her arse.

My mum just phoned me from Tesco to see how Iam as I'm ill, my sister met someone a few years ago a real 40 year old virgin, not on good money but suddenly she has a few bob, being big licks with my mum now, presents, a few trips here and there.

She has also forgotten all I did for her, sorting out fellas and giving her money, taking her kid away you name it.

She has just given my mum her old 49" telly, and probably loads of other shite too, the problem for her unfortunately is I have bought my mum a brand new 50" tv. Off to buy some shite presents then I will bring the telly from the van on Xmas day. Fuck you.

 

Uh oh.

 

Could be an eventful Christmas day...... 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Never asked my parents for anything, brought no trouble, borrowed no money. My sister lived off them for 20 years despite being married, cars, loans , holidays you name it, trouble with men, debt collectors eviction etc. Sun shines out of her arse.

My mum just phoned me from Tesco to see how Iam as I'm ill, my sister met someone a few years ago a real 40 year old virgin, not on good money but suddenly she has a few bob, being big licks with my mum now, presents, a few trips here and there.

She has also forgotten all I did for her, sorting out fellas and giving her money, taking her kid away you name it.

She has just given my mum her old 49" telly, and probably loads of other shite too, the problem for her unfortunately is I have bought my mum a brand new 50" tv. Off to buy some shite presents then I will bring the telly from the van on Xmas day. Fuck you.

Alternatively, give your Ma a box of chocolates amd keep the telly yourself?