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Did you buy them off a tramp?

 

By Ebay, I'm assuming Simon means "Under the old overgrown railway bridge". Corpses rarely demand payment for their worldly goods.

 

Si, I would get a priest to have a look at them as well. The deceased vagrants spirit might still be inhabiting them. Then you'd have to start a thread about how your movements are controlled by Ted the Tramp.

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Got some rare forest hills from EBay but the insides are atrocious they smell clean but they're grey because of dirt. So does anyone have any tips I've looked online but found no help. So with hope of this not turning in to a typical my thread. I'd try and get some help on this.

 

Sounds like you have been had off.

 

Stick them in the washing machine with newspaper inside them to absorb the inner moisture. Also make sure the temperature is set to 90 degrees. That shroud bring them up right mighty white and smelling box fresh.

 

Then stick them in the dryer for 30 minutes. Make sure you put them in a pillow case though and a couple of towels.

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Sounds like you have been had off.

 

Stick them in the washing machine with newspaper inside them to absorb the inner moisture. Also make sure the temperature is set to 90 degrees. That shroud bring them up right mighty white and smelling box fresh.

 

Then stick them in the dryer for 30 minutes. Make sure you put them in a pillow case though and a couple of towels.

 

And look forward to having squeaky shoes for six months. Which shouldn't be a problem as a quick image search told me the Forest Hills look horrible anyway.

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I'd re sell them no fucking way I would wear some one else's toe jam filled footwear. Do you buy second hand underpants too.

 

They smell fucking lovely mat in great nick just the white innards are a little dirty I got them cos they're rare I'm not even sure they fit me properly yet.

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But, nobody can see the inside of your shoe when they're on, why are you arsed ??

 

I have a thing about it take socks for example I buy 8 pairs a week and they all get binned in the same week I'm very funny about my feet. If these don't come up white as I want them they will be a ornament.

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I have a thing about it take socks for example I buy 8 pairs a week and they all get binned in the same week I'm very funny about my feet. If these don't come up white as I want them they will be a ornament.

 

Not a typical Simon thread, he said....

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