Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[jamespp]

We really must win the league this season. It will be a lot harder next time, when Chelsea actually have a half decent striker. Not that we won't win it again - obviously we will - but it will be more of a challenge.

not being funny but it always is harder next time/next season because Chelsea/Arsenal/Tottenham/Whoever will come back stronger next season but then maybe they won't.....this time last year you could of said the same about this season

[Dr Nowt]

Rooney injured for this weekend's game and touch and go for Bayern. They're saying he may be out for weeks and has a toe injury.

 

Moyes delivered on the comedy once again saying Shrek may have "a hairline fracture."

 

The balloon with a Weetabix crushed on top is going to continue their comic double-act tomorrow by confirming Gollum has ginger shithouse AIDS.

[Boss]

"He looks like a balloon with a crushed weetabix on top" probably Liam Gallagher's greatest contribution to mankind right there.

[Megadrive Man]

You just know Fellaini is going to be fucked off to Villa or West Ham for a massive loss sometime over the next year. The moment Dave gets the hook he's toast.  He wouldnt even get a look in across the park these days

 

If Moyes had any sense, the first thing he would do in the summer would be to sell Fellaini.

 

It would be the perfect way to admit he had made a mistake and actually has much bigger ambitions for the club.

 

Lets see if he does. 

[dennis tooth]

Lindegaard, Valencia, Smalling, Jones, Evra

 

The worst United backline I have seen in a league game in my life right there.

They are away as well.

 

Im gonna need a stream to enjoy this on.

 

What  makes it even better is he thinks they can rest players and beat Bayern who have already won their league, a fit and firing De Gea and Vidic at best will only buy you some time before the goals start flying past them. Even better than Moyes belief is the fans are starting to believe, the plot builds toward a greater calamity awaiting them.

[Captain]

I had given up hope on Moyes surviving the summer. Maybe there's hope after all?

[MLB]

A few wins to end the season would be perfect. I think there is still a decent chance he'll be there next season if they go on a bit of a run and finish 5th or 6th.

[Tj hooker]

It's the perfect scenario he finishes well 5th or 6th then spunks whatever money he gets on complete dross roll on more fun & games next season

[PestiRed]

6th I reckon, can't see him finishing above Wenger

[niallers]

How the fuck have united the best away record in the league?

[Russ Atmosphere]

So he's played a team that won't face Bayern into form, don't get it meself but then he's the genius.

[Iceman]

david moist is a piece of lined paper with a face drawn on it. he doesn't exist as a human at all.

[Major Tom]

david moist is a piece of lined paper with a face drawn on it. he doesn't exist as a human at all.

 

Deep.

[Reacher]

So my mate but this on his Facebook today. David Moyes and the future David Moyes (his son) poor lad.

 

 

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[Boss]

 

That's not Moysie's kid, that's Brad Dourif's.

[Xherdan]

His son is a fucking cunt and all.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

So he's played a team that won't face Bayern into form, don't get it meself but then he's the genius.

In fairness, he probably will stick with Screech (who was painfully fucking awful again today).

[skend04]

So my mate but this on his Facebook today. David Moyes and the future David Moyes (his son) poor lad.

 

 

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Questions need answering cause he looks the spit of

 

[Elite]

Ripping the fuck out of Moyes is fair enough but when people start on his family its out of order.

[Anubis]

 

Ripping the fuck out of Moyes is fair enough but when people start on his family its out of order.

 

That's his mate's son, isn't it?

[Torvald Utne]

Ripping the fuck out of Reacher's mate is fair enough but when people start on his family its out of order.

[Anubis]

 

Ripping the fuck out of Reacher's mate is fair enough but when people start on his family its out of order.

 

It was his mate who put it up, wasn't it?

[skend04]

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[Johnlj]

So my mate but this on his Facebook today. David Moyes and the future David Moyes (his son) poor lad.

 

 

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That's one ugly fucking lad. 

 

Inbreeding at it's worst.

[FrenchEyeGlass]

Hes a fucking kid for gods sake. Bullying cunts.