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Having spent the past 20 odd years watching past successful Liverpool players on the box uncomfortably dissecting where the club were falling short of previous times, it's been lovely watching Neville and now Scholes having to do the same.  Especially as they're affiliated directly and indirectly with the club still, and so are having to speak in relatively couched terms.

 

Keane is playing Lawrenson with malice, so that's been a delight, given how fucking irritating it's been watching the latter slate the club over many years.  Keane's comments must be winding United fans up a treat.

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He's back again, my favourite Ashley from coronation street soundalike, he's got a message for YOU David Moyes, hope your listening in your underground bunker somewhere.

 

 

Best line surely was "Next Tuesdeh, April Fools Day, and there is no bigger fool in Manchester than you David Moyes."

 

Brilliant.

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It's getting reported in all the papers now, fans trying to get to Fergie in the directors lounge to vent their frustrations, what with him being behind the Moyes appointment.

 

This is fucking glorious. Moyes is destroying them and now they're started to fight each other too.

 

Get the popcorn out, lads! This could be essential viewing!

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The turd isn't even going to get them into a Europa League spot.

 

Damn you Moyes, there was no need to be quite this shit.

This is very worrying. He had better not get sacked until at least another season and hundreds of millions more spent

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He's back again, my favourite Ashley from coronation street soundalike, he's got a message for YOU David Moyes, hope your listening in your underground bunker somewhere.

 

 

There's a bloke in a brown cap with his son, bith interviewed on that channel, he says 'I paid 100 quid to watch that'. Football is fucked. Almost felt sorry for their fans for a minute. I might have done if it wasn't for the chants.

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This is superb...

 

RANDOM MOYES EXCUSE GENERATOR:

 

Late for work, forgotten your homework? Fear not, our random David Moyes excuses generator will come to your aid!

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We've all been there, trapped in an uncomfortable situation of our own making and desperately searching for a viable excuse to get us out of trouble.

Whether it's forgetting to set the alarm and trying to sneak into work without being noticed, or from your school days, stepping off the bus and realising your homework is still on the kitchen table.

Manchester United manager David Moyes has found himself in need of an excuse or two this season, and the chances of whatever he comes up with going unnoticed are slim given the eyes of the football world are on him.

He has produced a fair few during his short stint at the Reds helm, and we figured we would enlist his help for anyone out there in need of an excuse.

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Random Moyes excuse generator

Dog ate your homework? Late for work? Ask Moyesie for the perfect get out

 

Link at http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/random-moyes-excuse-generator-david-6877533 

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This is very worrying. He had better not get sacked until at least another season and hundreds of millions more spent

 

Hopefully he'll hang on to his position for the summer, be given a bundle to spend and other managerial targets will commit to positions elsewhere.

 

I fear though that he'll be gone after the Bayern bumming. Its been a ride though.

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