Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

apparently he hasn't even felt much like sex either.

The intent's there. He gets to the box quite well, but just can't put it in.

[index1000]

Oh that's just wrong! no wonder the poor bugger looks so sad.

[Adebisi]

Just looked at their remaining fixtures; Villa at the weekend which could produce some comedy depending on which Villa turn up, then Bayern and then Newcastle, Bayern and Everton all away. 

Oh boy, I think things are going to get a whole lot worse and a whole lot funnier. 

[DJLJ]

This is the only season in which Ryan Giggs has not scored a goal (to date).

 

It's a mere bagatelle when stacked alongside the primary riches of Moyes's work this season, but to ignore the finer details sometimes ignores the true essence of a man's achievement.

Most likely he’ll still get player of the year though...

[markcd]

The Bayern game at OT is on April 1st

 

Now even Uefa are trolling them.

[Dr Nowt]

apparently he hasn't even felt much like sex either.

 

There's got to be a punchline I'm missing here Stringy...

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

United vs City. 0-3

 

Manchester United

 

01 de Gea - £18,900,000

02 Rafael - £2,500,000

03 Evra - £5,500,000

16 Carrick - £18,600,000

05 Ferdinand - £27,550,000

04 Jones - £17,000,000

23 Cleverley - Academy

31 Fellaini - £27,500,000

10 Rooney - £27,000,000

08 Mata - £37,100,000

19 Welbeck - Academy

 

Total Spend - £181,650,000

 

 

Manchester City

 

01 Hart - £1,500,000

05 Zabaleta - £6,500,000

22 Clichy - £7,000,000

25 Fernandinho - £30,000,000

04 Kompany - £6,700,000

26 Demichelis - £3,500,000

15 Jesús Navas - £22,900,000

42 Yaya Touré - £24,000,000

10 Dzeko - £27,000,000

21 Silva - £25,000,000

08 Nasri - £22,000,000

 

Total Spend - £176,100,000

[Major Tom]

Where are those figures from? I'd like to see the comparative ones for the team we fielded last night.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Redcafe

 

The difference, of course, is that they spent more and were hammed. We spent more and won. Both against Sunderland and against the ref.

[Trumo]

Where are those figures from? I'd like to see the comparative ones for the team we fielded last night.

 

Mignolet - £9m

Johnson - £18m

Skrtel - £6.5m

Agger - £5.8m

Flanagan - academy

Gerrard - academy

Henderson - £16m

Allen - £15m

Coutinho - £8.5m

Suarez - £22.8m

Sturridge - £12m

 

Total £113.6m

[Dr Nowt]

Ref? Who said ref?

 

* Breaks out in hives, claws skin from torso *

[Dr Nowt]

Suarez and Sturridge, the combined cost of Biffa.

 

Like looking at the Taj Mahal for the first time, a sense of wonder comes over me when I think about that.

[RobbieOR]

They do things differently, They give their managers time.

 

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/mar/27/manchester-united-plane-message-david-moyes-sacked

[Major Tom]

They do things differently, They give their managers time.

 

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/mar/27/manchester-united-plane-message-david-moyes-sacked

 

A 9 month long reality check.

[littletedwest]

That's proper classless even from them.

 

but as a Liverpool fan its hilarious

[Rapey Hugh]

Was just about to post a link to this, it is honestly laughable.

If it comes off the tv footage of him looking up at it and his reaction would be pure gold. He couldn't possibly ignore it could he?

[AL66GOLF]

Was just about to post a link to this, it is honestly laughable.

If it comes off the tv footage of him looking up at it and his reaction would be pure gold. He couldn't possibly ignore it could he?

Another excuse - The plane put the players off!

[Anubis]

Moyes will cough up £1k of his own money to have a WE LOVE YOU DAVE - PLEASE STAY flypast.

[FanchesterCity]

Moyes will cough up £1k of his own money to have a WE LOVE YOU DAVE - PLEASE STAY flypast.

 

Probably sponsored by Malaysian Airlines "top flight?... my arse".

Malaysian Airlines are down with Dave

[Xherdan]

This is fucking great.

[Dr Nowt]

It'll have been "fans of some club up the road". No way a man in such denial will accept it was United supporters.

 

They should fly down a mini-helicopter with one of those grabbers you get at the fairground for soft toys that no-one ever wins, see if they can scoop the banner in an air-raid.

[Acid]

Was just about to post a link to this, it is honestly laughable.

If it comes off the tv footage of him looking up at it and his reaction would be pure gold. He couldn't possibly ignore it could he?

 

That would be brilliant. Unfortunately someone will tell him whats going on, and he won't look up. The killjoy.

[FanchesterCity]

That would be brilliant. Unfortunately someone will tell him whats going on, and he won't look up. The killjoy.

 

I've heard a rumour Fergie retired to spend more time on his pilot's licence.

 

Last seen at Barton Aerodrome discussing flight paths with Uwe Rosler's granddad.

[Bjornebye]

The chosen cunt

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Some say Davey looks like Steve McQueen others like Gollum. Depends on your allegiance.

 

I look at him and I can picture one of Mick Hucknall's bollocks.