Telly Programmes That Make You Want To Kill

[Dougie Do'ins]

I was round at my mate's house last week & he described The One Show as 'Blue Peter for adults'.

 

Which I found mildly amusing.

For adults ? I don't think I want to know what their version of a blue peter badge is. 

[Mook]

For adults ? I don't think I want to know what their version of a blue peter badge is. 

 

It's a 'The One Show badge' & it grants you access to many wonderful places such as Angela Scanlon for instance.

 

 

(Apparently she presents it, I had to Google it).

[Tony Moanero]

Bargain Cunt with that Tim Worracunt fella.

[stringvest]

One Torn Every Minute - gruesome hospital doc full of men screaming in pain as another banjo goes twang

[VladimirIlyich]

One Torn Every Minute - gruesome hospital doc full of men screaming in pain as another banjo goes twang

Sounds like Navy high jinks, without the lube.

[magicrat]

Bargain Cunt with that Tim Worracunt fella.

Yep and that Flog it bollocks with that smarmy cunt who wants to know what you'll buy with the £3.50 you've just got for selling your Grans tea service, 

[Redder Lurtz]

I dare, I fuking double dare any of you to watch that "Cheap cheap cheap" abomination with Cunt Edmunds and not feel the urge to commit murder.

[Anubis]

Pretty much anything involving Z List reality 'celebrities.'

[Trumo]

Pretty much Everything involving Z List reality 'celebrities.'

.

[easytoslip]

I need to be accepted on Love Island armed with a useful weapon so i could gun them down.

[Creator Supreme]

I need to be accepted on Love Island armed with a useful weapon so i could gun them down.

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[General Dryness]

I need to be accepted on Love Island armed with a useful weapon so i could gun them down.

 

 

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ETS would have to be really stealthy so he could take them from the rear. He'd need a machete or another type of large knife, as the best way to get a quick clean kill is to grab your big weapon and ram it in hard. Careful if you go for a major artery though, if you sever one of those the blood can quite easily squirt all over your face. 

 

Fnar.

[Creator Supreme]

ETS would have to be really stealthy so he could take them from the rear. He'd need a machete or another type of large knife, as the best way to get a quick clean kill is to grab your big weapon and ram it in hard. Careful if you go for a major artery though, if you sever one of those the blood can quite easily squirt all over your face.

 

Fnar.

You are Mr Gimlet and I claim my five pounds!

[Tony Moanero]

The other week, I watched a 1980s documentary, on YouTube. It was one of those ones with z list celebrity talking heads and was made in the early 00s. The bastards did nothing but slag off all the boss things that I loved and still love. Fuck off, you cheeky cunts, the 00s were as bland as fuck. Go boil your heads.

[SammyAftershave]

I'd shoot myself in the face rather than endure watching a moment of Citizen Khan, Mrs Brown's Boys or Miranda. I have, in the past inadvertently recorded parts of trailers when setting the recorder for watchable things. However, I would be much happier shooting them in the face.

 

Outside of Masterchef, the only other programme I'd watch featuring 'Celebrities' is 'The Top 100 Most Hilarious Celebrity Isis Executions'.

 

Soap Opera's and 'talent' shows are beneath discussion for me. The cunts!

[Total Longo]

The 80's were boss, Tony, ignore them

[Dougie Do'ins]

Question of Sport. I had the telly on mute earlier and this was on and It's still fucking nauseating.