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Sugar Ape

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Ignorant English tits abroad, or in this particular case a Welsh twat.

All he ever does is complain, moan and say how stupid this that or the other is.

Why do they have a women and children only carriage on the metro, that's stupid.

Why can't you buy alcohol without a licience.

Why can't you walk back from the pool to your room in your swimming shorts, you could in Spain.

Have they got an Irish bar.

It's too hot, I like the sun but this is crazy.

If you don't like living in a different culture then fuck off back home you prick.

Is this one of the people you were involved in appointing?

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Champ Grand Master

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I've never appointed someone that wasn't a great member of staff.

 

Principally because I'd rather not appoint than end up with a dickhead and I appoint fit birds

 

*do no rise to him. Do not rise to him* My 'horrible pig' radar has been twitching again, Colin. 

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Fucking humourless bastards at Charity events.

My mate was doing a 10km 'fun run' earlier in aid of RNIB, so being a dutiful friend I sponsored the fucking idiot and went to show support.

Just because I shouted "You're going to die you fat bellend", loads of fucking do-gooders were tutting and muttering about how that "just wasn't on". Luckily he saw the funny side of it as he waddled past and didn't die. I can't see what all the consternation was about. I paid handsomely for the entertainment and if a fella can't heckle abit it's a sad state of affairs.

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Fucking humourless bastards at Charity events.

My mate was doing a 10km 'fun run' earlier in aid of RNIB, so being a dutiful friend I sponsored the fucking idiot and went to show support.

Just because I shouted "You're going to die you fat bellend", loads of fucking do-gooders were tutting and muttering about how that "just wasn't on". Luckily he saw the funny side of it as he waddled past and didn't die. I can't see what all the consternation was about. I paid handsomely for the entertainment and if a fella can't heckle abit it's a sad state of affairs.

 

Haha, spot on.

 

As my old Granda used to say : "Your cloud is my silverlining."

 

He was a horrible twat too.

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Fucking humourless bastards at Charity events.

My mate was doing a 10km 'fun run' earlier in aid of RNIB, so being a dutiful friend I sponsored the fucking idiot and went to show support.

Just because I shouted "You're going to die you fat bellend", loads of fucking do-gooders were tutting and muttering about how that "just wasn't on". Luckily he saw the funny side of it as he waddled past and didn't die. I can't see what all the consternation was about. I paid handsomely for the entertainment and if a fella can't heckle abit it's a sad state of affairs.

Oh, context, mister. Or am I just being a spoil sport again?

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