Help for Heroes

[Elmyn Noos]

Very good.

 

Did it take you 30 hours to come up with that?

 

You seem like an angry soldier. Did those nasty farmers shoot back at you when you invaded their country and started bullying them? Surely they stopped when you told them you were a peacemaker there to release them from tyranny and bring democracy and sweets?

 

"BUT WE'RE THE GOODIES - IT SAID SO IN THE S*N! They had a union jack on the front page and everything."

 

Never mind. Chin up, old boy. There'll be an easier war just round the corner one assumes.

 

Didn't take me 30 hours, no. I spend a good portion of the time between posts guffawing at those bellends in Wooton Bassett staring at their feet as those pretty boxes get driven past.

[Magic Sponge]

 

You seem like an angry soldier. Did those nasty farmers shoot back at you when you invaded their country and started bullying them? Surely they stopped when you told them you were a peacemaker there to release them from tyranny and bring democracy and sweets?

 

"BUT WE'RE THE GOODIES - IT SAID SO IN THE S*N! They had a union jack on the front page and everything."

 

Never mind. Chin up, old boy. There'll be an easier war just round the corner one assumes.

 

Didn't take me 30 hours, no. I spend a good portion of the time between posts guffawing at those bellends in Wooton Bassett staring at their feet as those pretty boxes get driven past.

 

The anger stems from the time when my unit entered a compound to find over a hundred bodies in open coffins. At the foot of each body was a dossier, including photos, on how each person had been tortured.

 

Or it might stem from seeing children no older than 3 years old, drinking out of a dirty puddle. All because of one bearded cunt of a man.

 

Or it could also come from having to defend the actions I carried out, to someone on the Internet.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

The anger stems from the time when my unit entered a compound to find over a hundred bodies in open coffins. At the foot of each body was a dossier, including photos, on how each person had been tortured.

 

Or it might stem from seeing children no older than 3 years old, drinking out of a dirty puddle. All because of one bearded cunt of a man.

 

Or it could also come from having to defend the actions I carried out, to someone on the Internet.

 

 

Fuckin' Edmonds.

[She Knows It]

I never knew George Bush had grown a beard. You never see him these days.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

The anger stems from the time when my unit entered a compound to find over a hundred bodies in open coffins. At the foot of each body was a dossier, including photos, on how each person had been tortured.

 

Or it might stem from seeing children no older than 3 years old, drinking out of a dirty puddle. All because of one bearded cunt of a man.

 

Or it could also come from having to defend the actions I carried out, to someone on the Internet.

 

It's terrible when people get systematically tortured to death :whistle:

[Anny Road]

The anger stems from the time when my unit entered a compound to find over a hundred bodies in open coffins. At the foot of each body was a dossier, including photos, on how each person had been tortured.

 

Or it might stem from seeing children no older than 3 years old, drinking out of a dirty puddle. All because of one bearded cunt of a man.

 

Or it could also come from having to defend the actions I carried out, to someone on the Internet.

 

'All because of one bearded cunt of a man'. If you actually believe this you have in one sentence validated Noo's post.

[Magic Sponge]

I don't really care what you fuckin scrotes say.

[Anny Road]

Sorry mate.

 

I have huge respect for the military

[Duff Man]

Fuckin' Edmonds.

 

That's some funny shit right there.

[VladimirIlyich]

I don't really care what you fuckin scrotes say.

 

You are obviously a very intelligent poster, no sarcasm intended whatsoever mate but you must realise that atrocities are committed on both sides and Saddam was being supplied with weapons by the US and UK before he fell out of favour.

As disgusting as these things are he was doing the same thing for yonks before the Yanks and our troops were sent in,Iraq v Iran war for example and the politicians suddenly developed a conscience.

 

When I say atrocities on our part,it might not be torturing children to death but indiscriminate carpet bombing of citizens is nothing to be proud of.

 

I have to be honest and say that if I was put in the position a lot of our troops are put in that I too would do anything to survive if necessary so like I've always said its the fucking politicians that are up to their necks in blood.

[Elmyn Noos]

The anger stems from the time when my unit entered a compound to find over a hundred bodies in open coffins. At the foot of each body was a dossier, including photos, on how each person had been tortured.

 

Or it might stem from seeing children no older than 3 years old, drinking out of a dirty puddle. All because of one bearded cunt of a man.

 

Or it could also come from having to defend the actions I carried out, to someone on the Internet.

 

Oh dear - if only there was someone you could shoot or beat the crap out of to make it all better eh?

[Elmyn Noos]

You are obviously a very intelligent poster, no sarcasm intended whatsoever mate but you must realise that atrocities are committed on both sides and Saddam was being supplied with weapons by the US and UK before he fell out of favour.

As disgusting as these things are he was doing the same thing for yonks before the Yanks and our troops were sent in,Iraq v Iran war for example and the politicians suddenly developed a conscience.

 

When I say atrocities on our part,it might not be torturing children to death but indiscriminate carpet bombing of citizens is nothing to be proud of.

 

I have to be honest and say that if I was put in the position a lot of our troops are put in that I too would do anything to survive if necessary so like I've always said its the fucking politicians that are up to their necks in blood.

 

Ha ha ha. Really? Does he know where you live?

 

You quoted him thus "I don't really care what you fuckin scrotes say", and he is either current british military, or ex british military (nightclub doorman/Sainsburys shoplifter-watch). I know intelligence is relative, but this is really only apt if your relatives are lemmings.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Change your bait and location noos, there's only two fish and they're full.

[Elmyn Noos]

Change your bait and location noos, there's only two fish and they're full.

 

Nope - lost in translation. You'll have to be more literal I'm afraid.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Nope - lost in translation. You'll have to be more literal I'm afraid.

 

J.R.Hartley?

[taliesin08]

I used to be in the army years ago and been there and done that but I still think this thread is funny as fuck.

 

Although I think it's a load of Orwellian wank that the military is used for corporate interest and such. I wouldn't change anything I did as it opened up my eyes and got me to question everything I see on the news etc.

[Elmyn Noos]

J.R.Hartley?

 

Ahh I see... the fishing/WUM thing.

 

The thing is, I'm not sure I really am what most internet mongs would call a WUM. Take this thread for example. I do genuinely loathe the hero status afforded to the shaven headed ignorant bullying racist scumbags that make up the bulk of the british infantry.

 

I'm sure that some of the british soldiers that have died in the recent conflicts didn't deserve it. Probably.

 

At least one, anyway.

 

Maybe.

[VladimirIlyich]

I used to be in the army years ago and been there and done that but I still think this thread is funny as fuck.

 

Although I think it's a load of Orwellian wank that the military is used for corporate interest and such. I wouldn't change anything I did as it opened up my eyes and got me to question everything I see on the news etc.

 

Seriously?

[Guest ShoePiss]

Ahh I see... the fishing/WUM thing.

 

The thing is, I'm not sure I really am what most internet mongs would call a WUM. Take this thread for example. I do genuinely loathe the hero status afforded to the shaven headed ignorant bullying racist scumbags that make up the bulk of the british infantry.

 

I'm sure that some of the british soldiers that have died in the recent conflicts didn't deserve it. Probably.

 

At least one, anyway.

 

Maybe.

 

Oh right.

[razor]

 

A stretcher for a sore thumb? No wonder military resources are at breaking point.

[taliesin08]

Yeah seriously.

[VladimirIlyich]

Yeah seriously.

 

You dont think we invaded Iraq and Afghanistan mainly because of oil and to protect the areas where the pipes that carry that oil are situated?

 

I thought that was a reasonable assumption myself.

[Elmyn Noos]

I used to be in the army years ago and been there and done that but I still think this thread is funny as fuck.

 

Although I think it's a load of Orwellian wank that the military is used for corporate interest and such. I wouldn't change anything I did as it opened up my eyes and got me to question everything I see on the news etc.

 

I think saying that the military is used for corporate interests simply way over-estimates the intelligence needed for a modern military campaign.

 

Get the desperate dim fucks to sign up

Telll them its for queen and country

Fit up a country whose oil/resources/poltical support we need/like/want

Manipulate tabloids to get Facebook mongs/ military families behind offensive

Send in OUR BOYS

Roll out Dame Vera Lynn/Bob Hope/Jim Davidson/Lenny Henry/Cheryl Cole.

Send half-legged grunting spastics home on live TV to x-factor style soundtrack.

Have gibbering hand-clapping british public teary-eyed as they talk of heroes, watching them lift themselves off wheelchairs to Coldplay as some celeb wipes away a tear. "The doctors said they would never walk again but ....."

 

It really does bore the shit out of me.

 

 

SOOOO.. You're a cunt. Fuck up at school. Join the army. Go abroad and die you tedious twats - but seriously, do it quietly will you.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Where do the 14,000 Army Officers fit into this Noos? Most people can't walk into Sandhurst. Add in the 1000's of specialist techs, Engineers etc, they hardly fucked up at school. In fact, when/if they decide to go into civvy st (if they don't die quietly) they should be the most sort after and will likely be the most productive.

 

Perhaps you only meet mongs so your opinion is skewed?

[taliesin08]

You dont think we invaded Iraq and Afghanistan mainly because of oil and to protect the areas where the pipes that carry that oil are situated?

 

I thought that was a reasonable assumption myself.

 

Hence my comment about about Orwellian wank and the media.