Galatasaray Away

[ScouseJim]

What's the point in playing Aquilani? The cunt doesn't want to play for us. No need for shop window as Fiorentina already in for him. FUCK. HIM. OFF!

[Anny Road]

He'll probably go off with a twisted sock, be out for 2 months.

[silverlining]

Cue loads of fucking mongs going

 

"It's all about fitness. Who cares if he get bum-raped 5-0? It's irrelevant how fucking shit we look against rubbish teams."

[mouse1989]

Hopefully that'll be the last 45 mins we'll see Degen in a Liverpool shirt. Unbelievable that he even started the game.

[Guest davelfc]

Cue loads of mongs going (actually probably just Brenda)

 

"It's not about fitness. The score really matters in this pre season game. Panic panic panic, look at me I'm over here, no look, I'm over here. Why does nobody love me?"

[goatboy59]

I think we have actually managed to reduce the value of our deadwood players tonight

 

We probably need to start thinking of it as raising our bill to offload rather than getting any money for some of this awful shit.

[Croque Monsieur]

What's the point in playing Aquilani? The cunt doesn't want to play for us. No need for shop window as Fiorentina already in for him. FUCK. HIM. OFF!

 

They may want him but they're probably not overly keen on paying him the ridiculous wages we undoubtedly do.

[llego]

Joe Cole is a fucking mong.

[zigackly]

We probably need to start thinking of it as raising our bill to offload rather than getting any money for some of this awful shit.

 

Sad but true.

[Anny Road]

For a yank that is a very perceptive and accurate piece of soccer commentary.

[aRdja]

Aquilani is a good player

[silverlining]

It's ace watching shit players in Liverpool shirts get beat by rubbish teams, just as long as they're improving their fitness.

 

So now they're shit, but fitter than they were.

 

I'll be honest, I love losing pre-season games - like every proper fan - because then I can contextualise the fact that we lost against some shit players (but it doesn't matter) and then sneer at fans who think it would be better if we won pre-season games, because I'm so clever that I know Kenny prefers to lose them.

[Liverpool lad]

God this is fucking shit

[BJORN]

Who said kuyt cannot beat his man? Great chance there for Aquilani.

[LFC 6 Times]

Aquilani is a class act.

[Guest davelfc]

It's ace watching shit players in Liverpool shirts get beat by rubbish teams, just as long as they're improving their fitness.

 

So now they're shit, but fitter than they were.

 

I'll be honest, I love losing pre-season games - like every proper fan - because then I can contextualise the fact that we lost against some shit players (but it doesn't matter) and then sneer at fans who think it would be better if we won pre-season games, because I'm so clever that I know Kenny prefers to lose them.

 

Tell me brenda, do you have to wear one of those tongue devices to stop you biting it off? I'm serious, also is your keyboard waterproof. Must get pretty wet with all that saliva eh?

 

[zigackly]

Aquilani is a class act.

 

If only other teams could see this ... doesn't matter how class anyone thinks he is: he doesn't want to be a Liverpool player.

[Lee909]

We could do with a manager with 35 years expierence,he would know how to sort this out.

[silverlining]

Tell me brenda, do you have to wear one of those tongue devices to stop you biting it off? I'm serious, also is your keyboard waterproof. Must get pretty wet with all that saliva eh?

 

Yes, I should imagine most people watching us "spar" think that I'm really thick and stupid and drool everywhere.

 

Like some kind of simpleton who has - bizarrely - a far superior vocabulary and grasp of language and facts than you do.

 

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[Lee909]

Are Raul/Maxi injured?

[Guest davelfc]

Yes, I should imagine most people watching us "spar" think that I'm really thick and stupid and drool everywhere.

 

Like some kind of simpleton who has - bizarrely - a far superior vocabulary and grasp of language and facts than you do.

 

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Blaah blaah look at me, look at me, no everyone look at me.

 

 

You're in mong mode and it's a pre season, god help us when the season starts and it's for points, (what do points make?)

 

I wouldn't insult anyone by suggesting this is nice to watch but FFS brenda, it's either your time of the month or you're a total prick. Clue, it's not your time of the month.

[BJORN]

Think Doni was decent tonight.

[Anny Road]

I think Kenny has 2 or 3 players he wants to bring in. He must have been told to shift the shite first. It is the only reason I can see for Degen et al starting this game. Either that or he did not want many of the first team going on a long trip. So WHY agree to play this stupid match?

[silverlining]

Blaah blaah look at me, look at me, no everyone look at me.

 

 

You're in mong mode and it's a pre season, god help us when the season starts and it's for points, (what do points make?)

 

I wouldn't insult anyone by suggesting this is nice to watch but FFS brenda, it's either your time of the month or you're a total prick. Clue, it's not your time of the month.

 

It's ace losing games isn't it? Really boss, like.

[withnail71]

STFU you pair of girls !