*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Dr Nowt]

I heard that he says Everton are awful, but he likes them.

 

 

 

 

(Ask Stringy to explain the reference.)

Dick.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who do you mean, anyway?

[liverpoolsno9]

Just heard 'Snods' on the radio talking about Mourinho 'if Everton want to be the best, they have to get the best'. They finished in the bottom half.

They really do think they're something special.

[aladdinsane]

Just heard 'Snods' on the radio talking about Mourinho 'if Everton want to be the best, they have to get the best'. They finished in the bottom half.

They really do think they're something special.

He could either have Champions League football with PSG or manage in front of 75,000 every other week at United but he really really wants to manage Leon Osman instead.

[Harry Squatter]

Apparently he was on Slybet news giving Everton stick then photographed getting beaten up.

They have described it as the season high point.

And he was drinking Fanta, which is funny, I think.

He's an Internet legend already

[JoeyJones65]

 

Happy 21st Bitters.

 

Here's to many many more years.

[Harry Squatter]

Some sad thick Evertonians on Twitter believed that Fanta scruff works in the Iceland in Old Swan because someone on an Evertonian forum said so.

 

So they film themselves outside the shop with a load of empty fanta bottles as the shutters are going down telling the camera that he barricaded himself in the shop.

 

He doesn't even work in Iceland and doesn't even work in any shop. Top banter though.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Some sad thick Evertonians on Twitter believed that Fanta scruff works in the Iceland in Old Swan because someone on an Evertonian forum said so.

 

So they film themselves outside the shop with a load of empty fanta bottles as the shutters are going down telling the camera that he barricaded himself in the shop.

 

He doesn't even work in Iceland and doesn't even work in any shop. Top banter though.

Least he's not getting hassled in work. How's he taking the whole thing?

[Harry Squatter]

He hasn't been back in work yet and he's deleted his Facebook account and stopped answering his phone. Think everyone will rip him to bits when he comes in.

 

Someone on Twitter has somehow managed to get his wedding photos off his Facebook page and photoshops Fanta bottles onto them. Also they've circulated his sons details which is out of order.

 

Just shows you how thick some people are showing up to a place he's never worked and shouting outside just because one lad on Twitter said "what would you say to Fanta scruff if you saw him in Iceland?"

[Preston Red]

Marouane Fellaini. Another player to leave the blueshite and win a trophy.

[Moctezuma]

The award for the sharpest elbows of all time?

[Preston Red]

He's won that year on year.

[Trumo]

Marouane Fellaini. Another player to leave the blueshite and win a trophy.

 

To them that's another case of winning without winning.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Add that to the collection of golden elbows

 

Edit: someone's already went there

[Elite]

Anu videos for the Fanta scruff? cant find any

[Harry Squatter]

If you've got a Twitter account just put #Fanta scruff in the search. The hilarious banter merchants who waited outside Iceland are on it plus a star wars trailer called the Fanta menace.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

"Joe-zay gonna give us Mata on loan lad, never came ere coz we're too big for him "

 

Love the " Fanta banter " the sad bastards.

 

Carra's got them Sussed haha !

[Harry Squatter]

Top banter stalking someone to get them in a ton of shit with their employers. Even funnier that they don't work in Iceland. Never mind that slight oversight, they don't look thickener or obsessed about Kopites.

 

Saw this on Facebook before "the closest Everton have ever got to Europe was when Big Duncs card got declined when he tried buying their greatest hits album on Amazon"

[JoeyJones65]

 

Now that shitcoat isn't going there (despite the mega war chest they've got, who's up for the Everton job?

 

David (winner without winning) Moyes or Alan (Bwarrk) Stubbs would be great.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Now that shitcoat isn't going there (despite the mega war chest they've got, who's up for the Everton job?

 

David (winner without winning) Moyes or Alan (Bwarrk) Stubbs would be great.

Stubbs would ramp the bitter up to 11. 

[Harry Squatter]

And Rafa staying at Newcastle allegedly.

 

Will be hilarious if Moyes goes back

[Trumo]

Top banter stalking someone to get them in a ton of shit with their employers. Even funnier that they don't work in Iceland. Never mind that slight oversight, they don't look thickener or obsessed about Kopites.

 

Nil Breadcrumbed Produce Nisi Hot Springs.

[Harry Squatter]

Nil battered prawns in chocolate sauce Nisi garlic onion rings.

[liverpoolsno9]

Alan Stubbs lad. He's a fuckin winner lad. Everton aren't we lad.

[Lee909]

Its going to be the Joe and David superteam. Look what they did in one game

[JoeyJones65]

Alan Stubbs lad. He's a fuckin winner lad. Everton aren't we lad.

Ey...I won a trophy..pieces of eight..Bwarrk..