Andy Carroll, what does he do?

[Section_31]

To be fair I reckon he'll do alright when he's not crocked, some players do better for their own team, Carragher was like that, he'd have been good elsewhere but not as good as he was for us.

[Dr Nowt]

“I feel that tail-less he would be a better footballer” is sheer perfection.

[Dr Nowt]

Just cut it off mate.

 

[Bjornebye]

Isn't he married to some twat off Towie? She won't be happy with him up there balls deep in Geordie girls. 

 

I have always liked him. The goals he scored against City and the winner against Everton in the semi (even though he could have had a hat-trick that game). He also scored a perfectly good goal in the final against Chelsea that was ruled out. Changed that game when he came on he just started battering him. If he didn't have his injury issues he would be an asset for most sides. Problem is he is always pissed or injured or both. 

 

His biggest achievement this season might be beating Mike Cashley in a pint downing race. I do however hope he does well up there. I'd tip them for relegation if a few other teams weren't so bad. 

[Dr Nowt]

On 01/02/2011 at 18:59, MOGLET said:

Me too, the last thing we need is a player who shags old prossers.

Another pearl which has had me chuckling.

[3 Stacks]

36 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

“I feel that tail-less he would be a better footballer” is sheer perfection.

Even though it's not a very technical comment.

[Dr Nowt]

1 minute ago, 3 Stacks said:

Even though it's not a very technical comment.

I feel andre was far too hard on himself.

[Dr Nowt]

52 minutes ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Just cut it off mate.

 

Just occurred to me this could be Bruce’s new striking partnership.

 

Biffa and that beachball which scored for Sunderland against us when he was their boss.

[VladimirIlyich]

Underneath nearly every Pony tail there is a horse's arse.

[El Rojo]

He's gone back to the beginning. He's like a footballing Benjamin Button.

[magicrat]

19 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

He's gone back to the beginning. He's like a footballing Benjamin Button.

More like an unbelievably shit version of Rushie

[Bjornebye]

I've just heard big fat head say that when they sold him to us, Carroll was pound for pound the best striker in the country. I think he meant pint for pint. 

[Anubis]

I give it three months before he’s in a court dock for smacking a Sunderland fan.

[Bjornebye]

21 minutes ago, Anubis said:

I give it three months before he’s in a court dock for smacking a Sunderland fan.

Who could blame him ? 

[aws]

26 minutes ago, Anubis said:

I give it three months before he’s in a court dock for smacking a Sunderland fan.

You need a bit of that.  

[Elite]

I imagine Andy's a sound lad as a mate but a fucking nightmare to work with as he wouldn't get anything done 

[Megadrive Man]

Imagine if he has a really good first half of the season and we bid £80 million for him in January?

[Anubis]

Here’s wor Andy arriving at his sister-in-law’s wedding after just playing Southampton, because he couldn’t be arsed taking a suit on the team coach so he could change into it after the game. I don’t know if he’s gone up in my estimation  or not. I can’t quite decide.

 

 

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/billi-mucklow-fiance-andy-carroll-14335987.amp

[TheHowieLama]

She is clearly chuffed he has made it

[Anubis]

To be honest, it’s up there with my mate being given an ushers job at his sister’s wedding, going to pick his new girlfriend up to bring her to the church, hitting really bad traffic, and arriving just as his sister starts to walk up the aisle.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Here’s wor Andy arriving at his sister-in-law’s wedding after just playing Southampton, because he couldn’t be arsed taking a suit on the team coach so he could change into it after the game. I don’t know if he’s gone up in my estimation  or not. I can’t quite decide.

 

 

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/billi-mucklow-fiance-andy-carroll-14335987.amp

Sister in law's wedding? But not his brother's wedding too?

[TheBitch]

47 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Sister in law's wedding? But not his brother's wedding too?

Ummmmmm.... nope. 

[aRdja]

Wanker.

 

 

[Lee909]

10 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

Wanker.

 

 

Why is he a wanker

He was playing for his boyhood club and was pushed out the door because of the fee. Don't you think Robbie was hoping for similar when he was pushed out and joined Leeds

[J-V]

I was hoping he'd fail the medical as well.  Idiotic signing that obviously was never going to work.