Valiant kid Jonjo's Kop calling

[Liam]

Seen him a few times.

 

He's absolutely amazing, will go far in the game and he's bossed every game i've seen him in at the age of 17.

 

He'd certainly improve us in the future and for £2 Million you can't go wrong. If he went to any of the other teams in the top four i'd be gutted.

 

He's a lanky sort of player but pacey and powerful. Got a great shot on him and great technique. Can get the ball down and run with it and can also spread the play well from deep.

 

I think he's played across the midfield in all positions including out wide this seasonand when I saw him in one game he played behind Deon Burton and then ended the game up top on his own, scored and got an assist in a tough London derby away, so he's not exactly letting his age get the better of him.

 

He looks much older than 17/18, probably due to the fact that he's as bald as a bastard, very assured on the ball and I honestly think he'll go far in the game, hopefully with us.

 

To be fair to Rafa, or whoever else is doing the scouting of young players, but if we get him, on top of Stirling, Pacheco etc etc then we're doing really really well and the future should be bright.

 

That's my view on him anyway after seeing him a few times.

 

Oh and he's boss on FIFA.

 

He looks like a dodgy Macedonian. Nice to see us buy some talent though.

[Jose Jones]

The English Temuri Ketsbaia.

Good times.

[Maldini]

Warnock will come back one day I reckon

 

Not a chance, he's not good enough for us and he's nearly 29.

[Heinze]

looks pretty boss.

 

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[Mathewbet1]

Chelsea offered around 4m for about a year ago. Seems strange for a london kid to turn it down. Maybe being a west ham fan he hates chelsea?

[Rex Banner]

Anyone put up this sweet free kick compilation yet?

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[Ronnie]

Seen this comments a few times already in the thread. But I'd just like to comment it.

 

He doesn't look 18. He looks 28.

 

That's all.

[diamondjoe]

He's bald

He's red

Hot car batteries in his shed

jonjo jonjo.

[Pidge]

Midfield pairing of Jay and Jonjo would scare the shit out of me.

[setreal]

Gotta love 18 year olds that look older than me.

[Mathewbet1]

Jonjo shelvey, jonjo, jonjo shelvey

 

i love his baldie head, baldi head.

[Charles Penrose]

Jonjo shelvey, jonjo, jonjo shelvey

 

i love his baldie head, baldi head.

 

Think you have it there. We can 100% guarantee that if he ends up near the first team he'll take on Gary Mac's song.

[silverlining]

Jonjo! What the fuck kind of name is that?

Jonjo! He's an old-looking baldy twat!

Jonjo! Scores goals in any weather

Jonjo! Will sell you some lucky heather

[aws]

Fast and furious.

[Ramjet]

Jonjo Shelvy is our lad

Looks like Collina is his dad

[Maldini]

...aaaand it's Jonjo Shelvey signing...

[torahboy]

He looks a bit like that Kinder chocolate thing......."Chocadoomy".

[RedinSweden]

He looks a bit like that Kinder chocolate thing......."Chocadoomy".

 

Wasn't it Chocadooby? Get N'gog to shave his bonce and we have double chocadooby.

[sh#t waffle]

For his eventual song to not be based on the Um Bongo song would be to miss a great opportunity. Unfortunately, unless he actually has played football in the Congo I'm struggling. Something about Mongo perhaps?