The world of a woman.

[Elite]

6 minutes ago, Mook said:

It's not her, it's another one.

 

My boss is down in London today & rather than get some peace I'm getting earache of another bint.

Just act completely uninterested, she'll get the point.

 

 

 

Eventually.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

It's not her, it's another one.

 

My boss is down in London today & rather than get some peace I'm getting earache of another bint.

Smash er lad.

[TheBitch]

Watching the trailer to Mowgli...

 

Her: Oh I love Jungle Book. 

Me: I'll bet you don't even know the names of the animals. 

Her: Yeah I do. 

Me: Who's that? (The bear)

Her: I dunno. 

Me: It's Baloo. 

Her: Oh yeah. 

Me: Who's that? (The tiger)

Her: Dunno. 

Me: Shere Khan. What about the snake?

Her: I know this...

 

Sirius the snake. 

 

Me: *dies*

[Special K]

We've been arguing all day because we got a Christmas card off an old girl friend and her family this morning. Not an ex, a friend I've had for 23 years.

 

She basically accused me of having an online affair with her! Put some of our wedding pics up in Facey, she messaged me saying congratulations. That was it.

 

Fucking crank. Seriously think she's considering booting me out.

[Oh Buoy]

7 minutes ago, Special K said:

We've been arguing all day because we got a Christmas card off an old girl friend and her family this morning. Not an ex, a friend I've had for 23 years.

 

She basically accused me of having an online affair with her! Put some of our wedding pics up in Facey, she messaged me saying congratulations. That was it.

 

Fucking crank. Seriously think she's considering booting me out.

Probably held hands in the back of a taxi, didn't you? 

[Special K]

3 minutes ago, Seasons said:

Probably held hands in the back of a taxi, didn't you? 

Probably. It was a lifetime ago

[Harry Squatter]

The computer system jn work went down at midday today after being goosed all day yesterday.

 

We got a global email about 11.00 that it would go down for the whole afternoon.

 

Some woman moaned that we should have got an email yesterday saying the same thing. Until I pointed out that was not possible because the system was fucked all day. Got told to fuck off and stop being a smart arse.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Hardly five minutes in to one of the biggest games of the season at Anfield last night.

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Top middle. Is that a pair of dildos she’s looking at?

[Anny Road]

Did you take that on your phone? Posted without a hint of irony.

[Captain Turdseye]

Someone behind Dougie was taking a picture of Dougie taking a picture. 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

The computer system jn work went down at midday today after being goosed all day yesterday.

 

We got a global email about 11.00 that it would go down for the whole afternoon.

 

Some woman moaned that we should have got an email yesterday saying the same thing. Until I pointed out that was not possible because the system was fucked all day. Got told to fuck off and stop being a smart arse.

I used to work in IT support, the number of times people would complain that they need more notice when the servers would crash was unbelievable. Once had someone complain that the little picture of an envelope had disappeared from their computer. We had to tell them that was because they had no new emails. They looked quite perplexed.

[Guest]

17 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Hardly five minutes in to one of the biggest games of the season at Anfield last night.

 

 

That's nothing, someone posted they were going to watch Masterchef.

 

Who won Masterchef?

[A Red]

Mrs said to me this morning "your front passenger side tyre looks a bit flat" I said "yeah I know but its only the bottom bit, it'll be fine" She replies " Oh, ok, but you'd better get it checked just in case, you've a long journey ahead later" Fucking hell.

[lifetime fan]

Sent a girl in work out last week to get some table decorations for Christmas...

 

Had yesterday off only to come in today to discover she didn’t buy table decorations, she bought a load of door fucking mats! 

 

 

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

[tokyojoe]

The amount of tripe they watch on TV never ceases to amaze me. Her Indoors watches this programme about couponing from the US (where else). This involves daft yank women collecting coupons to'save money'.

 

HI reckons it would be great to have that here. Sorry but I don't want a garage full of fucking detergent.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Reading The Iron Man to kiddieD when le ma in law was over. She said she thought it wasn't appropriate. Turns out she was thinking of the man in the iron mask, not the classic children's novel 

[Elite]

5 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Reading The Iron Man to kiddieD when le ma in law was over. She said she thought it wasn't appropriate. Turns out she was thinking of the man in the iron mask, not the classic children's novel 

Hard faced bitch.

[Hades]

1 hour ago, tokyojoe said:

The amount of tripe they watch on TV never ceases to amaze me. Her Indoors watches this programme about couponing from the US (where else). This involves daft yank women collecting coupons to'save money'.

 

HI reckons it would be great to have that here. Sorry but I don't want a garage full of fucking detergent.

Apropos of nothing, watching competition reality TV is correlated to Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, tokyojoe said:

The amount of tripe they watch on TV never ceases to amaze me. Her Indoors watches this programme about couponing from the US (where else). This involves daft yank women collecting coupons to'save money'.

 

HI reckons it would be great to have that here. Sorry but I don't want a garage full of fucking detergent.

Apparently they're called queuepons.

[Davelfc]

8 hours ago, Hades said:

Apropos of nothing, watching competition reality TV is correlated to Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

• Lack of empathy. ... 
• Exaggerated sense of self-importance. ... 
• Feelings of entitlement. ... 
• Selfishness in relationships. ... 
• Enviousness and suspicion of other people's motivations. ... 
• A need for excessive praise and attention. ... 
• Arrogant and judgmental in attitude.

And I just thought that was most females, obviously none of your wives or girlfriends and none of the women that might read this, oh no, you're in that class of 'not all women are like that' 

[Trumo]

10 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Reading The Iron Man to kiddieD when le ma in law was over. She said she thought it wasn't appropriate. Turns out she was thinking of the man in the iron mask, not the classic children's novel 

 

Great book that. The only thing I know Ted Hughes wrote.

[Paulie Dangerously]

11 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

The amount of tripe they watch on TV never ceases to amaze me. Her Indoors watches this programme about couponing from the US (where else). This involves daft yank women collecting coupons to'save money'.

 

HI reckons it would be great to have that here. Sorry but I don't want a garage full of fucking detergent.

My missus is on her 2nd full watching of Grey's Anatomy. I've caught a fair few this time and every episode is the same. Not one of the characters has any development from the first series to the last, which it seems is about 22. It's basically hollyoaks with surgery 

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

My missus is on her 2nd full watching of Grey's Anatomy. I've caught a fair few this time and every episode is the same. Not one of the characters has any development from the first series to the last, which it seems is about 22. It's basically hollyoaks with surgery 

 

@Numero Veinticinco is big into that show.