What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[TheHowieLama]

Is that two types of eggs there?

[Curly]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Is that Mrs Curly's way of telling you it's over? 

 

Bacon looks nice...... I'm struggling here 

Haha - the nearest egg looks shire, but was fresh and perfect. The mushrooms were decent, the bacon was great, the hash brown was ok. I’m pro beans but they were shite. The sausage had been under the heat lamp since yesterday it seemed like. Tomatoes were good, but black pudding dry as fuck. 
 

6 out of 10

[Curly]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Is that two types of eggs there?

Haha - yeah I’m the way one had just been put out and the other had been sat hardening under the heat lamp for about an hour it seemed

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Curly said:

Haha - the nearest egg looks shire, but was fresh and perfect. The mushrooms were decent, the bacon was great, the hash brown was ok. I’m pro beans but they were shite. The sausage had been under the heat lamp since yesterday it seemed like. Tomatoes were good, but black pudding dry as fuck. 
 

6 out of 10

 

I'm getting the word....... 

 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

On 23/07/2023 at 14:26, Karl_b said:

Urban44, a small café in Hessle on the outskirts of Hull; £8.75 for the brekkie, drinks extra.

 

Overall very good with a couple of areas for improvement:

 

- Sausage: decent quality but a little dry and only one, admittedly it was quite substantial but I want two.

- Eggs: poached?! I wasn't asked how I wanted them and assumed they would be fried. They were excellently poached, mind.

 

Otherwise, decent. The bacon was smoked and well cooked, I don't mind tinnes tomatoes and these were at least seasoned well. +1 for beans.

 

7.5/10

 

Tinned toms not good. Safely corralled beans is a must - enjoy beans on toast away from the rest of the breakfast. The toast is an insult to Lifey, though.

[Bob]

Fucking animals…

 

Tony Carvery, Buckhurst Hill, Essex.

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Fucking animals…

 

Tony Carvery, Buckhurst Hill, Essex.

You bastard. How dare you associate me with such a shit chain restaurant.

[Pidge]

To be fair if I ordered a breakfast and it turned up with a Yorkshire pud, I'd be celebrating inside. Can we have that become the normal bean delivery format instead of the shit, grubby ramekins?

 

Also looks the best thing on the plate. How the fuck did they decide on that mess as a marketing pic?

[Anubis]

Yorkshire puddings on breakfasts are just sad attempts to be avant garde. It’s nonsense.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Fucking animals…

 

Tony Carvery, Buckhurst Hill, Essex.

 

Monsters

 

7 minutes ago, Pidge said:

To be fair if I ordered a breakfast and it turned up with a Yorkshire pud, I'd be celebrating inside. Can we have that become the normal bean delivery format instead of the shit, grubby ramekins?

 

Also looks the best thing on the plate. How the fuck did they decide on that mess as a marketing pic?

 

Monster 

[Fugitive]

I was that fucking angry with the absolute shite breakfast on that poster, I didn’t even notice the Yorkshire Pudding. The Toby Carvery is a symbol of all that is wrong with the UK. 

[Pidge]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Monsters

 

 

Monster 

 

Just fill it up with beans and black pudding.

[YorkshireRed]

I got a 50% off voucher recently, so treated my mum. Cost about £12 for two carveries and two drinks. 
 

It was impossible to enjoy it though. The place was infested with other voucher holders rampaging for their “bit of all three”.

I was fuming that these people were taking advantage of the same offer as me, at the same time as me. Outrageous behaviour on their parts. 

[lifetime fan]

On 07/08/2023 at 20:07, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

 

Tinned toms not good. Safely corralled beans is a must - enjoy beans on toast away from the rest of the breakfast. The toast is an insult to Lifey, though.

It’s not even fucking warm bread. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

Yorkshire puddings on breakfasts are just sad attempts to be avant garde. It’s nonsense.

Like a cheeseburger with a Twix on top.

[Pidge]

3 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Like a cheeseburger with a Twix on top.

Or ketchup on a chicken kiev...

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, Pidge said:

Or ketchup on a chicken kiev...

or peas in rice pudding 

[Bob]

Marriott Waltham Abbey. Lovely hotel as these things go.

 

one of the best buffet breakfasts I can recall. Rip off pricing at £17 per head but still, very nice.

got my moneys worth by making a packed lunch from the continental stuff.

 

 

 

[Pete]

6 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Marriott Waltham Abbey. Lovely hotel as these things go.

 

one of the best buffet breakfasts I can recall. Rip off pricing at £17 per head but still, very nice.

got my moneys worth by making a packed lunch from the continental stuff.

 

 

 

Large glass of Whisky to wash it down with I see.

[Bob]

2 minutes ago, Pete said:

Large glass of Whisky to wash it down with I see.

Start the day right

[No2]

[Babb'sBurstNad]

9 minutes ago, No2 said:

 

Do you respect wood?

[No2]

8 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

 

Do you respect wood?

I don't respect my horrible kitchen table if that's what you're asking.

[Tony Moanero]

20 minutes ago, No2 said:

Plates: 8/10

Food: 2/10

[Bob]

53 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Plates: 8/10

Food: 2/10

An incredible “10” rating from Tony