What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[stringvest]

On 19/03/2024 at 13:28, Fugitive said:

You on rations, mate?

Sylvanian Families breakfast that.  Quails eggs? 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, stringvest said:

Sylvanian Families breakfast that.  Quails eggs? 

Cheeky bastard! 

[Barrington Womble]

On 21/03/2024 at 18:03, Fugitive said:

 

The reminds me of being in benidorm while the world cup 98 was on and some Leeds twat had sunblocked a 4 on his back (for batty) and allowed all the rest of his body to burn as England were going to wear red shirts. Soz for ff and the gf. 

[Anubis]

Buckingham Palace, The Mall, London. Fortnum & Mason breakfast tea included but not toast. £74.99.

 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Buckingham Palace, The Mall, London. Fortnum & Mason breakfast tea included but not toast. £74.99.

 

 

Looks lovely that. Finally cutting down on your carbs you fat twat? 
 

EDIT: I’ve just shown her that post without context and she said that’s awful haha ffs 

[Fugitive]

I’ve got a breakfast on the way. 

[TheHowieLama]

[Babb'sBurstNad]

On 19/03/2024 at 09:59, Bjornebye said:

Fit 

 

Eating out of a Victorian ceiling rose. Very novel.

 

They'll all be doing it in Shoreditch soon.

[Fugitive]

 

 

[Bjornebye]

49 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

 

Eating out of a Victorian ceiling rose. Very novel.

 

They'll all be doing it in Shoreditch soon.

It’s her and her fancy zara home plates.

[Bjornebye]

31 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

 

 

2/10 which makes it substantially better than any of the previous monstrosities you’ve had delivered 

 

I like what you’ve doing with the toast to celebrate Purim. 

[TheHowieLama]

32 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

 

 

 

Bet you wish it was five minutes to Hash Brown so you could bin that breakfast shitclock and start drinking. 

[Fugitive]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

It’s her and her fancy zara home plates.

Stig at home

 

 

[Fugitive]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

2/10 which makes it substantially better than any of the previous monstrosities you’ve had delivered 

 

I like what you’ve doing with the toast to celebrate Purim. 

It was fucking horrendous.

[Spy Bee]

Breakfasts do not travel.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Fugitive said:

It was fucking horrendous.

Good 

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Fugitive said:

It was fucking horrendous.

 

How much money did you waste on it?

[Captain Willard]

Today’s breakfast. No beans. 

[Bjornebye]

Food looks lovely. Why do you think you’re Neil Buchanan? 

[Bjornebye]

Actually that bottom egg isn’t fucking cooked! 

[Redder Lurtz]

18 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Today’s breakfast. No beans. 

 

What did you use to cut that toast with? A fucking axe?

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

Today’s breakfast. No beans. 

 

This is what syphilis looks like if you let it go untreated.

[Strontium]

Looks like Pee Wee Herman's breakfast.

[Barrington Womble]

My 2nd post in a couple of days. I was running my daughter round this morning and needed to wait till aintree retail park was open before going home, so thought I'd find a new fry up. So I ended up in Bernie's Too in Maghull. It was great value and really tasty. The breakfast below was £6.50 including toast and bottomless tea/coffee. They threw on an extra sausage because I didn't want fungus and tomatoes (the tomatoes were tinned, I can be doing with them on a fry up). The 2 slices of Ulster was extra. The only complaints really were the broken yoke and the toast could have been toasted, but that seems a complaint everywhere at the moment. 7.5/10. 

 

 

[YorkshireRed]

20 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

My 2nd post in a couple of days. I was running my daughter round this morning and needed to wait till aintree retail park was open before going home, so thought I'd find a new fry up. So I ended up in Bernie's Too in Maghull. It was great value and really tasty. The breakfast below was £6.50 including toast and bottomless tea/coffee. They threw on an extra sausage because I didn't want fungus and tomatoes (the tomatoes were tinned, I can be doing with them on a fry up). The 2 slices of Ulster was extra. The only complaints really were the broken yoke and the toast could have been toasted, but that seems a complaint everywhere at the moment. 7.5/10. 

 

 

Why are you balancing this breakfast on your chin?