What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Redder Lurtz]

I believeI may have just improved the Bacon Sandwich.

 

Grilled the bacon, whisked up a couple of eggs then just let the eggs cook on a low heat without stirring. Flip it over so you cook the other side like an egg pancake. Then tip it out, cut into strips and lay over the bacon. 

 

Fucking delicious. 

[Fugitive]

7 hours ago, Redder Lurtz said:

I believeI may have just improved the Bacon Sandwich.

 

Grilled the bacon, whisked up a couple of eggs then just let the eggs cook on a low heat without stirring. Flip it over so you cook the other side like an egg pancake. Then tip it out, cut into strips and lay over the bacon. 

 

Fucking delicious. 

So you cooked an omelette?

[Redder Lurtz]

13 hours ago, Fugitive said:

So you cooked an omelette?

 

No. Unless that's what you call an omelette, which would be the shittest omelette of all time. 

[Fugitive]

2 hours ago, Redder Lurtz said:

 

No. Unless that's what you call an omelette, which would be the shittest omelette of all time. 

So, you are now saying what you cooked was shit?

[Redder Lurtz]

32 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

So, you are now saying what you cooked was shit?

 

I'm saying if you call that an omelette you don't know what an omelette is. 

[Trumo]

A cracking idea for this morning, using leftover roti as we had no bread left.

 

Grill some bacon. Dip the roti in beaten egg. Put one of them in a pan with butter, lay a couple of rashers of grilled bacon and a little sprinkle of cheese (comte in this instance), a little splash of Lea & Perrins' finest, lay another roti on top, then cook on both sides. Slice into quarters and serve. *Chef's kiss*

[Bob]

1 hour ago, Trumo said:

A cracking idea for this morning, using leftover roti as we had no bread left.

 

Grill some bacon. Dip the roti in beaten egg. Put one of them in a pan with butter, lay a couple of rashers of grilled bacon and a little sprinkle of cheese (comte in this instance), a little splash of Lea & Perrins' finest, lay another roti on top, then cook on both sides. Slice into quarters and serve. *Chef's kiss*

Let's see.

[Fugitive]

3 hours ago, Redder Lurtz said:

 

I'm saying if you call that an omelette you don't know what an omelette is. 

Alright shit eggs, calm down.

 

Well done for inventing the bacon and egg butty.

[Redder Lurtz]

20 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Alright shit eggs, calm down.

 

Well done for inventing the bacon and egg butty.

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

4 hours ago, Trumo said:

A cracking idea for this morning, using leftover roti as we had no bread left.

 

Grill some bacon. Dip the roti in beaten egg. Put one of them in a pan with butter, lay a couple of rashers of grilled bacon and a little sprinkle of cheese (comte in this instance), a little splash of Lea & Perrins' finest, lay another roti on top, then cook on both sides. Slice into quarters and serve. *Chef's kiss*

Modfied Monte Cristo - lovely.

[YorkshireRed]

Chessington World of Adventures, resort hotel. 
 

Working here this week. 
 

I’m already a bit miffed as there’s loads of teenagers stopping here this week. I think they’re on some kind of school trip. 
 

Anyway, the boisterous cunts were rampaging up and down the corridors until gone 9.00 pm last night. 
 

I usually stay in the Premier Inn, round the corner, but thought I’d just stay here this time.
 

All I can say about the breakfast is that the one in the Premier Inn is better.

 

4/10 (point lost as I’m sat looking over towards where the giraffes live and the lazy, lanky, fuckers are still in bed. 

[Bob]

6 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Chessington World of Adventures, resort hotel. 
 

Working here this week. 
 

I’m already a bit miffed as there’s loads of teenagers stopping here this week. I think they’re on some kind of school trip. 
 

Anyway, the boisterous cunts were rampaging up and down the corridors until gone 9.00 pm last night. 
 

I usually stay in the Premier Inn, round the corner, but thought I’d just stay here this time.
 

All I can say about the breakfast is that the one in the Premier Inn is better.

 

4/10 (point lost as I’m sat looking over towards where the giraffes live and the lazy, lanky, fuckers are still in bed. 

That looks terrible.

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Chessington World of Adventures, resort hotel. 
 

Working here this week. 
 

I’m already a bit miffed as there’s loads of teenagers stopping here this week. I think they’re on some kind of school trip. 
 

Anyway, the boisterous cunts were rampaging up and down the corridors until gone 9.00 pm last night. 
 

I usually stay in the Premier Inn, round the corner, but thought I’d just stay here this time.
 

All I can say about the breakfast is that the one in the Premier Inn is better.

 

4/10 (point lost as I’m sat looking over towards where the giraffes live and the lazy, lanky, fuckers are still in bed. 

i didn't know you could get plates that small. it's almost filled by an egg. 

[Fugitive]

3 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Chessington World of Adventures, resort hotel. 
 

Working here this week. 
 

I’m already a bit miffed as there’s loads of teenagers stopping here this week. I think they’re on some kind of school trip. 
 

Anyway, the boisterous cunts were rampaging up and down the corridors until gone 9.00 pm last night. 
 

I usually stay in the Premier Inn, round the corner, but thought I’d just stay here this time.
 

All I can say about the breakfast is that the one in the Premier Inn is better.

 

4/10 (point lost as I’m sat looking over towards where the giraffes live and the lazy, lanky, fuckers are still in bed. 

 

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Chessington World of Adventures, resort hotel. 
 

Working here this week. 
 

I’m already a bit miffed as there’s loads of teenagers stopping here this week. I think they’re on some kind of school trip. 
 

Anyway, the boisterous cunts were rampaging up and down the corridors until gone 9.00 pm last night. 
 

I usually stay in the Premier Inn, round the corner, but thought I’d just stay here this time.
 

All I can say about the breakfast is that the one in the Premier Inn is better.

 

4/10 (point lost as I’m sat looking over towards where the giraffes live and the lazy, lanky, fuckers are still in bed. 

I hope they keep you up every night you sick fucker 

[DalyanPete]

7 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

until gone 9.00 pm last night. 

That is such a sign of getting older.

[an tha]

18 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Chessington World of Adventures, resort hotel. 
 

Working here this week. 
 

I’m already a bit miffed as there’s loads of teenagers stopping here this week. I think they’re on some kind of school trip. 
 

Anyway, the boisterous cunts were rampaging up and down the corridors until gone 9.00 pm last night. 
 

I usually stay in the Premier Inn, round the corner, but thought I’d just stay here this time.
 

All I can say about the breakfast is that the one in the Premier Inn is better.

 

4/10 (point lost as I’m sat looking over towards where the giraffes live and the lazy, lanky, fuckers are still in bed. 

Did it come with a fruit shoot, a colouring sheet and a small tub of ice cream after?

[Bjornebye]

Fit 

[TheHowieLama]

The plate is trying to crack itself open to get away from that.

[Spy Bee]

On 09/03/2024 at 14:29, tokyojoe said:

Bacon, black pud, fried bread, two Braughing bangers , egg and mushrooms. As is obvious to the connoisseurs on here NO BEANS!!! I had to take the pic on the sofa or one of the moggs would have made a start on it.

On September 19th, 2008, an event occurred at the Large Hadron Collider, which is known as The Quench Incident. This has been explained away as being nothing more than a routine overheating of superconducting magnets, but, if you think about it, this moment corresponds directly with the time that the entire world began it's journey to The Abyss. I have thus far, thought that this was quite an outlandish conspiracy theory, but the above picture has confirmed to me that The Quench Incident, was in fact the beginning of the end, and that there is indeed no hope for humanity, or indeed existence itself.

[Fugitive]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Fit 

You on rations, mate?

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

You on rations, mate?

Trying to eat less carbs. Gay I know 

[Elite]

Like the WW2 version of Keto.

[Fugitive]

51 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Trying to eat less carbs. Gay I know 

The plate belongs on a ceiling with a chandelier hanging from it, Liberace.

[Pidge]

That plate would look fantastic with some orange bean drippings clagging up the rim.