What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[DalyanPete]

I accept the challenge on Sunday muddafuckas.

You will jack one off on the feast.

(Can I just say, I love mushrooms but don't like the slimy fuckas on a breakfast)

[tokyojoe]

27 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

I accept the challenge on Sunday muddafuckas.

You will jack one off on the feast.

(Can I just say, I love mushrooms but don't like the slimy fuckas on a breakfast)

Better be no fucking beans.

[Captain Willard]

The Shard Riverside pub in Poulton le Fylde, near Blackpool. Nice spot but seriously wet and windy this morning and I’m taking clients around an abandoned chemical works so a fun day in prospect

 

No beans, brown toast, black coffee. The egg was a tad overdone. 

[Bjornebye]

All looks fine that, where's the rest?

[tokyojoe]

33 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

All looks fine that, where's the rest?

That's what I was thinking. No beans anyway, that's a positive.

[DalyanPete]

11 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Better be no fucking beans.

I think if you look at the vote you are in the minority brother.

 

[DalyanPete]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

The Shard Riverside pub in Poulton le Fylde, near Blackpool. Nice spot but seriously wet and windy this morning and I’m taking clients around an abandoned chemical works so a fun day in prospect

 

No beans, brown toast, black coffee. The egg was a tad overdone. 

Look nice but a bit dry for me.

Is it ever anything but wet and windy around there? Had some lovely soaked to the long weekends in Blackpool.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Plate contents should correspond to plate size. One for the things that piss you off thread. Hate seeing food laid out like it's socially distancing. 

[Pidge]

Five chunks of mushroom? Half a tomato? At least they cooked the bacon properly.

 

An extra egg and some black pudding and it's decent enough. Even if it was plated by Rupert Rigsby.

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Captain Willard said:

The Shard Riverside pub in Poulton le Fylde, near Blackpool. Nice spot but seriously wet and windy this morning and I’m taking clients around an abandoned chemical works so a fun day in prospect

 

No beans, brown toast, black coffee. The egg was a tad overdone. 

 

[Mook]

53 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Plate contents should correspond to plate size. One for the things that piss you off thread. Hate seeing food laid out like it's socially distancing. 

 

[tokyojoe]

2 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

I think if you look at the vote you are in the minority brother.

 

I know that, but I still hate beans.

[YorkshireRed]

3 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

The Shard Riverside pub in Poulton le Fylde, near Blackpool. Nice spot but seriously wet and windy this morning and I’m taking clients around an abandoned chemical works so a fun day in prospect

 

No beans, brown toast, black coffee. The egg was a tad overdone. 

Did you order from the children's menu?

[Captain Willard]

3 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

That's what I was thinking. No beans anyway, that's a positive.

Yes no beans but that's because I was eating it off a china plate in a nice pub in Lancashire and not off a polystyrene tray in the sex offenders wing in Strangeways. Beans = nonces. 

[Captain Willard]

42 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Did you order from the children's menu?

Ha ha. I did eat a lot of toast as well. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Action starts at around 18:30. Excuse the twats.

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

And anything in a sachet needs chucking straight in the bin.

[Tony Moanero]

A streak for breakfast

16 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Action starts at around 18:30. Excuse the twats.

 

Shit decor.

Steak for breakfast?. No thanks.

Toast needs to be served buttered and on a separate plate.

The rest of the food, bar the hash browns and beans, looks very nice.

Cunt plates.

[Evelyn Tentions]

15 hours ago, DalyanPete said:

I think if you look at the vote you are in the minority brother.

 

Being in the majority doesn't make it a good choice. Eg Boris Johnson.

[Anubis]

22 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

The Shard Riverside pub in Poulton le Fylde, near Blackpool. Nice spot but seriously wet and windy this morning and I’m taking clients around an abandoned chemical works so a fun day in prospect

 

No beans, brown toast, black coffee. The egg was a tad overdone. 

Looks ok for an order off the children’s menu.

[DalyanPete]

7 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Being in the majority doesn't make it a good choice. Eg Boris Johnson.

Fair point and we'll made.

[Barrington Womble]

On 26/10/2021 at 21:48, Belarus said:

I used to subscribe to the smoked bacon being better notion, but it isn’t. I can be in the mood for either. 
 

What really enforced this view and empowered me to vocalise it regularly, was hearing Jamie fucking Oliver saying “if it’s not smoked, it’s not bacon”. Well, it actually is you fat tongued, pretentious cunt.

If it's smoked, you might as well have kippers. 

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

If it's un-smoked, you might as well give noshes out 

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[Barrington Womble]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

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you wish. 

[Captain Willard]

11 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

Being in the majority doesn't make it a good choice. Eg Boris Johnson.

Everything popular is wrong. Oscar Wilde