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Guest The Big Green Bastard
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I want my bitter cow back. You'd better have saved it, Dave or Gaz, because I haven't got it anymore!!!

 

Edit: I know it's you, Dirk, because I was on your computer, but I logged out you password sniding little twat.

 

Looks like your gonna have to wait, server overload should be up and running soon.

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Changed my avatar??

 

I want my bitter cow back. You'd better have saved it, Dave or Gaz, because I haven't got it anymore!!!

 

Edit: I know it's you, Dirk, because I was on your computer, but I logged out you password sniding little twat.

 

She knows it....

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Steak on Sunday......two ribs of beef at least, Oh how the meek have fallen.

 

There was actually a reason for steak on Sunday. My Mum is an interfering busybody when it comes to matters of the kitchen. She also suffers from terminal martyrdom. Dirk offered to cook with it being Mother's Day, but she wouldn't trust him to make a roast (even though he's perfectly capable). She'd have been in the kitchen all afternoon taking over, and telling him he was doing it wrong. She then would have complained that she'd had to cook a roast for 7 people on Mother's Day. Hence he just did steak, so she'd keep her nose out.

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