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The Special One

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Unrighteous Grand Master

Unrighteous

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1) Ronaldo. I hate the little shitehawk cuntnosed waste of flesh

2) Drogba. What a thundercunt.

3) Terry. Dirtiest little snidey cuntfaced twat.

4) Adadabadoo. I cant think about any redeeming qualities of this individual.

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** I am torn between Cahill, The Inbreds, Rooney, Fat Fwank, Jar Jar Smackhead, etc.

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grandrake Apprentice

grandrake

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Currently playing in the league:

 

"Plastic Twat Face" Ronaldo

"Twisted Twat Lips" Ferdinand

"Just Twat Me Already" Michael Brown

"Goldfish Twat Face" Adebayor

"Corner Flag Twatter" Cahill

 

I'd have had Drogba in there if this was asked last season or the season before. He doesn't play (or play well) enough these days to remind me how twattish he is.

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Tossed and blown Experienced

Tossed and blown

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Cantona. Arrogance personified. Demanded 80 grand to play in a munich benefit match. Took the racism moral high ground after the palace fan attack but spent the first part of his career in England shagging his way round leeds behind his wife & child's backs. Only positive aspect is that he walked out on the scum while he still had a lot to contribute to the game, thereby guaranteeing perpetual 'greatest player' status with the vermin. Now a fat, bearded, shit actor. And cunt.

 

Neville (G). When inbred rats breed some more. A vile disservice to the game, now fuelled only by his bitterness towards us.

 

Rooney. Pikey sewerage. Nasty, nasty player. Only his escalating baldness, and the inevitability of injuries and a weight problem later in his career, offer some solace.

 

Jaaskalinen. Disrespectful, moaning, scruffy twat. A career on the bins awaits.

 

Diouf. A stain on our club.

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