Crouch's new moves...

[ScottyT]

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Peter, Peter, no.

[Elite]

He's sold out man, tragic.

[Anubis]

When you're no longer collecting win bonuses I suppose you have to make your pocket money any way you can.

[zigackly]

Wronger than a house full of mouldy cheese.

[Xherdan]

A definite sell out.

[rebel23]

Peter should have signed a contract extension and sat on our bench.

 

we would never have bought Keane, he would have played a lot of games when Torres was injured or rested and we'd certainly have a few more points and be in a better position for the league.

 

it's just embarassing now to see him do this and also facing relegation with Pompey. I wonder if he will accept his mistake and come back in the summer?

[ScottyT]

Peter should have signed a contract extension and sat on our bench.

 

we would never have bought Keane, he would have played a lot of games when Torres was injured or rested and we'd certainly have a few more points and be in a better position for the league.

 

it's just embarassing now to see him do this and also facing relegation with Pompey. I wonder if he will accept his mistake and come back in the summer?

 

Take a break from FM mode.

[Woo]

Peter should have signed a contract extension and sat on our bench.

 

we would never have bought Keane, he would have played a lot of games when Torres was injured or rested and we'd certainly have a few more points and be in a better position for the league.

 

it's just embarassing now to see him do this and also facing relegation with Pompey. I wonder if he will accept his mistake and come back in the summer?

 

Spot on, I'd love him back here.

 

The dance fucking rules aswell.

[dave u]

Lighten up, yer miserable bastards! I reckon it's ace!

 

I love Crouchy, the big leg.

[The Chief]

The only way is up??? Don't think so Crouchy mate, you'll be in another south coast derby soon.

[Catch22]

When he was our best striker & about to lead us to the European Cup, KK graced our screens with....

 

[Count Morfeo]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Tell the undead he just imagined that.

 

You're letting tall men down everywhere, big fella. But the Count forgives you.

[dave u]

If I could dance like Crouchy, I'd be flaunting it too. In fact, I wouldn't walk down the street, I'd dance down it.

 

Good moves for a big man.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

Ha ha ha ha that's ace! Absolutely superb. Nice one Crouchy lad.

[Ged B]

Peter should have signed a contract extension and sat on our bench.

 

we would never have bought Keane, he would have played a lot of games when Torres was injured or rested and we'd certainly have a few more points and be in a better position for the league.

 

it's just embarassing now to see him do this and also facing relegation with Pompey. I wonder if he will accept his mistake and come back in the summer?

 

Or Rafa would have played inferior players to him and left him sat on the bench, just like he did last season.

 

Can't believe people go on about Crouchie making a mistake in leaving. It was clear as day Rafa didn't want him here, would you stay somewhere you wasn't wanted? I wouldn't.

Crouchie loved it here and IMO would have stayed had he been given more of the games that he deserved.

[Count Morfeo]

If I could dance like Crouchy, I'd be flaunting it too. In fact, I wouldn't walk down the street, I'd dance down it.

 

Good moves for a big man.

 

Ha, ha. Men as tall as Crouch and the Count shouldn't dance, if only because a stray arm movement could wreak havoc on your little world.

[dave u]

Tell you what, his acting was pretty good too. Not the usual wooden shite you get from footballers.

[Liquid football]

oh Petay. You do make me laugh.

[Fugitive]

Peter Crouch has just gone up even higher in my estimations after that. What a fucking man.

[RSM]

Fucking hilarious!

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Terrible ad. Still love the funny fuck though. Should still be here.

[Kurt]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Tell the undead he just imagined that.

 

You're letting tall men down everywhere, big fella. But the Count forgives you.

 

Any move that brings the undead out of retirement is a good move...in my book.

[Funkasy]

love it when the boy imitates his robot dance ;D

[Spy Bee]

Totally cringeworthy!

[King Emlyn]

I love Crouchy but that advert is a bit cringey tbh