Debts.

[airbags]

Something just doesn't add up with all of this Simon, im sorry.

 

Im inclined to agree with the person who said that he doesn't believe you but doesn't think you are purposely telling fibs.

[Guest simon]

the only place outside the uk that has travellers is Ireland

 

Think again they are all over the world.

[Guest simon]

Something just doesn't add up with all of this Simon, im sorry.

 

Im inclined to agree with the person who said that he doesn't believe you but doesn't think you are purposely telling fibs.

 

No need to be sorry. It all does sound very unbelievable but unfortunately it's not.

[airbags]

So you were able to go travelling all over Europe with a bunch of scheming fraudster tinkers committing tax fraud worth millions of pounds with ease and your in over your head over a mobile phone bill for the grand princely sum of £10 a month.

 

It's like George Clooney at the end of Oceans' 11 landing home from the job at Vegas shitting himself because the landlord sent a letter looking for last month's rent. *

 

*(Just realised that anology doesn't work because he got arrested at the end of it, but you get the idea)

[Duncan Clench]

There I no words I can find to describe my feelings upon reading this thread. I can't make up my mind as to whether it's the best thing I've ever read, or I've just wasted the most recent moments of my life.

 

Either way, TLW is a better place for having simonlfcgreen (if that is his real name).

[dandyman]

There I no words I can find to describe my feelings upon reading this thread. I can't make up my mind as to whether it's the best thing I've ever read, or I've just wasted the most recent moments of my life.

 

Either way, TLW is a better place for having simonlfcgreen (if that is his real name).

 

It has been on of the funniest moments of my day - particularly the big revelation.

 

Yep I cashed cheques that they got of the jobs as soon as we finished.

 

So, lets look at what you owe then - you've handled nearly 54million euros in cheques and turned them into cash - but their is no "audit trail" as to where you then spent this money - Tax Evasion No. 1

 

The Gypsey, then gave you 100 euros for the priveledge of laundering this money

 

At the very generous 17p for everypound you have "earned" (which is what the revenue of each country will see it as), thats around 9.2million euros -

if our very own HMRC stake claim to this - you're looking at 21million euros (i think it safe to say they'd class you as a 40% tax payer.

 

Whilst I'm not familiar with the laws around tax evasion (in any EU country) I think I'd be keeping my mouth shut and sorting out the mobile phone contracts and thats all - plus the gypsy's will be less than happy when you grass on them

 

Good Luck Mate!!!

[Cath]

simonlfcgreen is clearly a social psychologist and is using the GF to further his UN funded research into mass gullibility

 

I reckon he works in the fraud department at Revenue and Customs. He's trying to get one of us to say, "Oh I used to pull that scam too."

[TheBitch]

I think grassing the gypsys is the best option, then entering a witness relocation programme where all subsequent debts will cleared and you start afresh. Job done.

[Guest simon]

I think grassing the gypsys is the best option, then entering a witness relocation programme where all subsequent debts will cleared and you start afresh. Job done.

 

Woulden't matter they would never be found.

[Anubis]

Oh I used to pull that scam too.

[Guest simon]

It has been on of the funniest moments of my day - particularly the big revelation.

 

 

 

So, lets look at what you owe then - you've handled nearly 54million euros in cheques and turned them into cash - but their is no "audit trail" as to where you then spent this money - Tax Evasion No. 1

 

The Gypsey, then gave you 100 euros for the priveledge of laundering this money

 

At the very generous 17p for everypound you have "earned" (which is what the revenue of each country will see it as), thats around 9.2million euros -

if our very own HMRC stake claim to this - you're looking at 21million euros (i think it safe to say they'd class you as a 40% tax payer.

 

Whilst I'm not familiar with the laws around tax evasion (in any EU country) I think I'd be keeping my mouth shut and sorting out the mobile phone contracts and thats all - plus the gypsy's will be less than happy when you grass on them

 

Good Luck Mate!!!

Im not grassing anyone up. I wont be mentioning any names just that i worked for Gypsie's and I woulden't be suprised if they had different names they are very clever like that. Its better to be prepared than to find out as soon as i get a job.

[dandyman]

Woulden't matter they would never be found.

 

Oh contrare Mr Green - they might not be found - but I'm sure those little "Tinkers" would manage to find you, and then I fear your Ass would be Grass

[dirty_sanchez]

What the shitting Dickens is going on?

[arteviste]

simon, are you still banned from rawk using your ftsglfc1986 alias?

[Cath]

simon, are you still banned from rawk using your ftsglfc1986 alias?

 

Hallo. welcome.

[dandyman]

What the shitting Dickens is going on?

 

Welcome back - what a surreal thread this has been....

[Cosmos]

Benny from crossroads has turned out to be a criminal mastermind, wiv an 'ard dog.

[Guest simon]

simon, are you still banned from rawk using your ftsglfc1986 alias?

 

Bit random but no why.

[Anubis]

Benny from crossroads has turned out to be a criminal mastermind, wiv an 'ard dog.

Something so cruel shouldn't have made me laugh. But it did.

[melons]

What the shitting Dickens is going on?

 

you want 16 pages of sensational simon in one post, cant be done.... actually i think paul may have done it a few pages back.

 

The math level that we have on the GF is a bit crap though, no general consensus to the guesstimate of what he owes yet. (is that even english?)

 

simon, are you still banned from rawk using your ftsglfc1986 alias?

 

and you are?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

[Code]

Hahaha brilliant. :D

[Fugitive]

How the fuck have I not read this thread before. It's car crash reading at it's best and involves Gypsies, fraud, debt, customs and Simon.

 

The only advise I can offer the boy is this...

 

[Fugitive]

 

Brilliant.

[Dougie Do'ins]

There should be a competition for renaming simon, and the winner gets bummed by a thousand gypos.

How about Chequehairedhistory.