In what order do you shower?

[Elite]

Hair>Face>Body>Cock>Shitter

[Section_31]

Body, knob, then hair and face. Can't risk getting shampoo in my eyes first and then trying to blindly wash the rest of my body like a blindman, there's method to the madness - believe.

[odris]

Body, knob, then hair and face. Can't risk getting shampoo in my eyes first and then trying to blindly wash the rest of my body like a blindman, there's method to the madness - believe.

 

That would make Cock flavored conditioner no?

[Ian Sea]

Hair, body, face, cock, shitter. Every time.

[Section_31]

That would make Cock flavored conditioner no?

 

Absolutely, but unlike the other male members of my family, I've still got a full head of hair and think I may have stumbled upon something.

[King Emlyn]

Hair, armpits, knackers/ass, feet...........ready to face the day!

[Uncle_Meat]

Right foot first. Like putting shoes on, if you don't do the right foot first bad things will happen to you. Believe. Then left foot, then right leg, left leg, knackers, shitbox and so on working my way up.

[philyhamann]

Bath -> Hair wash -> Wank

[JohnnyH]

Hair. Face. Shave face. Chest and upper body. Pits and arms. Legs and feet. Twig and berries. bumhole. Then back to the hair again as a double hair clean and clean of hand that just been rubbing my hole.

[Scott_M]

Hair. Cock. Arse. Body. Legs. Arms. Face

[Woo]

Deoderant > Job Done.

 

A scottish shower as they call it.

[Guest Ulysses Everett McGill]

I generally turn the water on first

[Sangria]

Hair, armpits, knackers/ass, feet...........ready to face the day!

 

The only thing they see is the bottom of the shower tray. Apart from that everything is in the right order.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

golden(from the mrs) hair,armpits(with shampoo),face body legs,feet,cock and the shitter comes last. Dingdangdoo i'm ready to poo.

 

Which begs the question do you shit before a shower or after?

[Crazyhorse7778]

I usually play it by ear for the most part. Hair always last though, same reason as S_31.

[Sweeney287]

Body, hair, cock, arse.

[Nick Leeson]

is this what the GF has come to?

 

*shakes head*

[chris71]

Yeah... never thought about it till now,thanks. answer A.

[Guest TK-421]

Body, nob then shitter. Don't bother washing my hair much, maybe once a month, just run water through it.

[RedinSweden]

Hair, face, pits, arms, torso, cock, kanckers, arse, legs, feet, toes.

[rb14]

I need four people to help me wash my knob, such is its enormity.

[RedinSweden]

I need four people to help me wash my knob, such is its enormity.

 

"Honest officer, they were just cleaning my knob and it went off"

[elBooth]

Hair, face, pits, arms, torso, cock, kanckers, arse, legs, feet, toes.

 

sounds like a nursery rhyme...

[Mr.SB]

Unless you shower lying down, surely washing your hair after your body means dirty suds on your body again? Doesn't make sense to me.

[Guest TK-421]

Unless you shower lying down, surely washing your hair after your body means dirty suds on your body again? Doesn't make sense to me.

 

You've made the fatal metrosexual mistake of thinking about it too much.