Zlatan Ibrahimvic is fucking crap

[JohnnyH]

Jesus Christ, Ibrahimivic is actually shite. It's not that he isn't a great footballer, he is actually shite. Every now and again one of his haymaker shots luckily finds it's way into the corner of the goal, but more often then not he wouldn't get into a Division 2 side. He's utter gash. If Inter had Ngog tonight he'd have got them at least 1 of Ibrahinivics chances. Easily the worst "big name" footballer I've ever seen.

[Mendoza]

Dunno why some people rate him. I've seen better finishing from Heskey.

[Unrighteous]

He's shit... remarkably shit.

[Trucker Paddy]

Donkey

[Red Mist]

Absolute shit. Ngog is world class compared to Zlatan. And Voronin is positively Maradona in comparasion.

[ToxtethTerror]

Absolute dog shit.

[Elite]

The bloke is stealing a living.

[Faustus]

He's actually turned being shite into an art form. There's serious skill to how shit he is.

[Herp McDerp]

Dunno why some people rate him. I've seen better finishing from Heskey.

 

 

Because he scores good goals against shit teams.

 

Who was that maicon guy though? Seemed good.

[Faustus]

Just then, I changed my facebook status to say that Zlatan Ibrahimovic is a steaming pile of poo. 21 seconds later, I got a nod of agreement.

 

I think that says it all.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Everytime i've ever seen him play he's been gash. Tonight was no exception

[Liverpool lad]

I am pissed off with him now, we keep hearing the same old shit and he never delivers.

[igor_biscuit]

Cant believe the twat is the highest paid player in europe. ive never seen him do fuck all

[snez1]

Terrible finisher, but he has real quality. His control is superb.

[t1971]

He really is a poor footballer. Wouldnt make it in the premiership.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Didn't disappoint tonight by being an absolute shower of fucking shite.

 

I can't even begin to explain this in detail otherwise I'll be here all fucking night, so I'll just use a picture:

 

 

Was gonna post a hot steaming turd, but didn't wanna spoil the atmos.

[ReddOrDedd]

Terrible finisher, but he has real quality. His control is superb.

 

Finished terribly this evening. Not a terrible finisher.

 

He is obviously a class act, but for some reason fails to do the biz whenever British opposition/audience shows up. OK, his finishing left a lot to be desired tonight, but I thought he did pretty well overall.

 

With a bit more precision, United would have been down the plughole this evening.

[dave u]

I hate him.

[Vincent Vega]

Here he is in a recent performance:

 

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[The Tott]

Couldnt be holed reading through 11 pages but hes is clean and utter PISH!!!!!

[El Rojo]

At one stage late in the game yesterday he inexplicably lost control of the ball on the edge of the box and didn't even try to fake an attempt to get it back.

 

Awful, awful footballer.

 

And anyone who is even contemplating an 'I'd take him over X Liverpool Player' response can fuck off.

 

He's a disgrace.

[Unrighteous]

He's no Ngog.

[dirty_sanchez]

Finished terribly this evening. Not a terrible finisher.

 

He is obviously a class act, but for some reason fails to do the biz whenever British opposition/audience shows up. OK, his finishing left a lot to be desired tonight, but I thought he did pretty well overall.

 

With a bit more precision, United would have been down the plughole this evening.

 

It's nothing to do with British teams. He hasn't scored a single goal in the knockout rounds of the Champions League ever. He's played like crap against all of the big teams. Basically, he bottles it on the big stage every time.

[Herp McDerp]

At one stage late in the game yesterday he inexplicably lost control of the ball on the edge of the box and didn't even try to fake an attempt to get it back.

 

 

He's the laziest twat to ever play, makes Berbatov look like Kuyt. He only excels when he's given acres of space, he would be murdered in the Premier league.

[Barrington Womble]

it wasn't so long ago there were loads wanking over him on here. i've never seen what the fuss is meself - even when people say things like "he's a class act" - like when? I once thought he was about the same as Crouch, I don't think he's even that good now.