Ball Topiary

[Guest TK-421]

It grows to keep them warm in the winter I would imagine. Not a great problem anymore sice we have central heating and most of you pussies work indoors. Take away the hair and you cool them down, hence less sweat I would imagine.

 

What a load of balls (see what I did there).

[hamstrung]

Didn't realise men who worked outside the porn industry did anything other than let the pubes grow wild.

 

Its not natural and God forbids it.

[Guest TK-421]

it's a protection thing that we haven't evolved out of yet. the hair used to provide warmed for those living in cold climates when the fashion craze was a loin cloth and nothing else. we used to be a lot hairier and any hollywood film or geico commercial with cavemen will prove that we were in fact once very hairy.

 

Why arm pit hair then? You're not telling me pit hair is there to keep pits warm.

[kopitegaz]

I look like an upside down David Bellamy - and that's the way I'm staying.

 

My mate told me once that he shaves his nads and I immediately registered my distress but agreed not to mention the subject again. Ever.

 

[Edward.]

Shave mine on a regular basis. Gives you that extra inch and looks great looking down on it. I had a little bit of an accident though once. I shaved me nuts on a Friday night, then proceeded to get pissed(no link). I woke up the following morning to go to work, had a piss and noticed that I had missed a hair. So I pulled on the offending hair so I could cut it off with some scissors, unfortunately for me I had a really bad case of the shakes, missed the hair and cut a "V" out of my cock. Needless to say it was quite painful.

 

On a side note I think it says on Immac containers not to use on intimate areas so you better warn your mate.

[SoMuch4Gravity]

Why arm pit hair then? You're not telling me pit hair is there to keep pits warm.

 

most of your body heat is lost through your head (why we have hair and wear hats in the winter). armpits are packed with lymph nodes and are a good place to stick yer hands when they are cold. don't ask me why your arse is hairy, i haven't the foggiest ha.

 

i'm making most of this up off the top of my head, but i'm sure it's not too far off.

[aws]

The hair cuts down friction.

 

Probably.

[biscansplums]

biscansplums look like the everton midfield.

[She Knows It]

I didn't realise men had such strong views on the subject, but if you want a bit of advice from Auntie SKI, here goes....

 

Imagine you've been seeing a girl you really like, and when you get to see her naked she's au naturelle, as in wildly overgrown. Well us girls think the same. You may think you're a hard non-metrosexual, but she's thinking "Whoa! Sort those hairy muthas out".

[Bill]

When I am giving the head the old No1 I usually do the pits and the crotch at the same time. Hope this helps :thumbsup:

[She Knows It]

When I am giving the head the old No1 I usually do the pits and the crotch at the same time. Hope this helps :thumbsup:

 

You shave your pits??? Now that's a whole different ball game. It does indeed make you a gayer. :smile:

[Captain]

 

Genius, I'm still laughing. Hard.

[Captain]

No trimming. If that means getting my balls getting licked less often, then so be it.

[The-Sir]

When I am giving the head the old No1 I usually do the pits and the crotch at the same time. Hope this helps :thumbsup:

 

When you're giving the head O_o

[Bill]

Knew that was gonna be picked on, and yes Chris, obviously :lol: . And the pits only get done in the summer months ( dont do No1's in the winter )

[Alan Sex]

A little trim to keep Mr. Sex looking like the distinguished fellow he undoubtedly is.

[The Chief]

Used to groom them in my younger days, but no more. And if you lot were real men you'd wax!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Years ago i got advice off an older cousin of mine, he said "never put toothpaste on your bollocks". Guess what i did when i brushed my teeth that night? OH MY FUCKING GOD the pain!!! Now when i did this i was about 10, and i have never, repeat, NEVER tried it again. If any of you try it, let me know if it hurts when you're older.

[robbief]

i shave them. its courtesy. imagine going down on a bird and having to fight through a load of yabbas to get to the curtains, surely they must think the same!

[Spy Bee]

Funnily enough I found out yesterday that one of my mates has his balls shaved, by his missus! What the fuck is that all about?

 

I think anything more than a trim is taking gardening too seriously.

[Section_31]

i shave them. its courtesy. imagine going down on a bird and having to fight through a load of yabbas to get to the curtains, surely they must think the same!

 

Yeah but they shave their armpits and legs, hair on a woman is undesirable, but on a man its just part of the package ain't it?

 

I get more looks from birds when I've got a bit of stubble on the old boat, however, a five-o-clock shadow on a blonde is a turnoff for me.

 

Men should be hairy, just ask the Talliban.

[Fat-Pat]

i shave them. its courtesy. imagine going down on a bird and having to fight through a load of yabbas to get to the curtains, surely they must think the same!

 

Yeah but a girl shouldnt have to fight her way through as the penis is sticking out 6 inches unless you have a pecker

[Red Dawn]

Used to groom them in my younger days, but no more. And if you lot were real men you'd wax!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Years ago i got advice off an older cousin of mine, he said "never put toothpaste on your bollocks". Guess what i did when i brushed my teeth that night? OH MY FUCKING GOD the pain!!! Now when i did this i was about 10, and i have never, repeat, NEVER tried it again. If any of you try it, let me know if it hurts when you're older.

 

 

you just know someone from this forum will put toothpaste on their nads tonight:lol:

[Newport]

I've tried shaving my balls once and I will never ever do it again.

[SoMuch4Gravity]

I've tried shaving my balls once and I will never ever do it again.

 

tried, as in 'failed'? no no no, no need to explain, johnny one nut :tease:

[Ian Sea]

I shave. There's nothing worse than a hairy fanny so I presume it's the same the other way around. Shaven looks way better.