Bird fancying amnesty thread

[redheart]

Cunt of a head, but look at the body on it. Turn that down?

 

Like a rat up a fucking drainpipe, lad.

 

Just flip it over so you dont have to look at its face

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

The price of a...something that only costs 2 quid. And lasts a month.

A subscription to yer ma?

[General Dryness]

A subscription to yer ma?

Even better.

 

Tonys Ma.

[redheart]

MP Nadine Dorries

 

[Scott_M]

There a lass who's just moved into the bank of desks at us at work, she's not nice at all - jam jar glasses, below average face (although with the glasses it makes it difficult to fully tell), rubbish looking tits, beer belly and an overall weird shape.... I know she's a bit of a munter but for some perverse reason, I properly want to ejaculate all over her face.

[skend04]

There a lass who's just moved into the bank of desks at us at work, she's not nice at all - jam jar glasses, below average face (although with the glasses it makes it difficult to fully tell), rubbish looking tits, beer belly and an overall weird shape.... I know she's a bit of a munter but for some perverse reason, I properly want to ejaculate all over her face.

Rules is rules. Pics or GTFO.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

There a lass who's just moved into the bank of desks at us at work, she's not nice at all - jam jar glasses, below average face (although with the glasses it makes it difficult to fully tell), rubbish looking tits, beer belly and an overall weird shape.... I know she's a bit of a munter but for some perverse reason, I properly want to ejaculate all over her face.

That's just boredom.

 

(See also, the Wanking at Work thread.)

[Stickman]

MP Nadine Dorries

 

 

I think with Dorris it would kinda end up like this if you where with her

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvgXnzwwZsM

[Scott_M]

That's just boredom.

 

(See also, the Wanking at Work thread.)

More like Stockholm Syndrome.

[Champ]

There a lass who's just moved into the bank of desks at us at work, she's not nice at all - jam jar glasses, below average face (although with the glasses it makes it difficult to fully tell), rubbish looking tits, beer belly and an overall weird shape.... I know she's a bit of a munter but for some perverse reason, I properly want to ejaculate all over her face.

Sco ott!

[General Dryness]

Scott, she excites you because (subconsciously or otherwise) you think she'd be an easy conquest.

 

Ironically, she probably wouldn't be as she's had a lifetime of blokes treating her like an easy conquest and is now understandably wary of blokes in general.

[Scott_M]

Sco ott!

I know, I'm appalled with myself as well & that's not even the most sordid thing I've thought to myself.

 

Scott, she excites you because (subconsciously or otherwise) you think she'd be an easy conquest

This thought has crossed my mind - I want to but only because I think I can.

 

She tarted herself up a bit today, not dressing like an old lady, a bit of slap on & some lippy. I can only assume she's making an effort for me....

[Scott_M]

I'm turning into Dennis Reynolds aren't are?

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Have you got a boat Scott?

 

[Scott_M]

I was thinking about the last episode when he was stalking that lass on the Christian Cruise when I wrote that about Dennis.

 

At least I'm not Mac.

[kidney]

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Is that 

Kirstie Allsopp

[Champ]

I know, I'm appalled with myself as well & that's not even the most sordid thing I've thought to myself.

I am seriously starting to question my judgement of character now

[Scott_M]

I am seriously starting to question my judgement of character now

Not for the first time!

[RedinSweden]

I am so proud that this thread is still going 10 years on. I guess we have a lot to be ashamed about.

[redheart]

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

That's not amnesty. Any man alive who wouldn't wreck her is one of there gay persons.

[lifetime fan]

 

Angela Hartnett. Massive boobs and cooks a mean spag bol.

Good shout.

 

Think I mentioned her on here a couple of years ago for the exact same reasons.

[lifetime fan]

That's not amnesty. Any man alive who wouldn't wreck her is one of there gay persons.

Lembit's seconds makes her amnesty.

 

I'd smash her into next week mind.

[redheart]

That's not amnesty. Any man alive who wouldn't wreck her is one of there gay persons.

 

Lulu is 67..so that kinda makes her amnesty

[Total Longo]

My God, that Angela Hartnett is horrendous.