Summer 2023 Transfer Thread

[Scott_M]

I’d literally laugh my cock clean off if he then broke his leg before the tournament ends…

 

 

[Scott_M]

 

[Josef Svejk]

Ah, so we hired Schmadtke to get rid of players... 

[El Dangerous]

11 hours ago, Red74 said:

Only one man can save us now

 

Ladies & gentlemen, I give you

 

The monitor 

 

Back when we’d shut up shop early and deadline day wasn’t a never ending story….

 

[TheRedMachine]

12 hours ago, Scott_M said:

Desperate times…

 

"High-profile exit" Really, no cunt's heard of him outside his own house.

 

[Creator Supreme]

So, who are we signing today?

[Saintslfc13]

53 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

So, who are we signing today?

Nobody, obviously.

[El Dangerous]

1 hour ago, Creator Supreme said:

So, who are we signing today?

Likeanew. Been eyeing them up for a few years.

[Scott_M]

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Wonder how much the loan fee is? Or are we paying them?

[Bobby Hundreds]

Chelsea strengthening top 4 rivals if you can afford not too why would you. I think mount would be a great buy for United he's a solid consistent player.

[Barrington Womble]

21 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

 

Just had a BBC news alert saying they're ready to walk away. It feels to me next weeks ffp deadline is a real thing and they're just trying to force Chelsea to buckle. 

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Scott_M said:

 

 

I think that could be a good move. Bags of potential that lad. 

[Baltar]

All our "rivals" are looking to buy expensive midfielders like Rice, Mount, Caicedo, Tonali etc. while we scrounge around looking for cheap bargains like a mid-table club. Thanks FSG twats for turning us into paupers.

[JohnnyH]

2 minutes ago, Baltar said:

All our "rivals" are looking to buy expensive midfielders like Rice, Mount, Caicedo, Tonali etc. while we scrounge around looking for cheap bargains like a mid-table club. Thanks FSG twats for turning us into paupers.

 

Yeah, like the actual signing we've just made of the starting midfielder in the Argentina team that just won the Wold Cup.   Scroungy scroungy....

[Baltar]

1 minute ago, JohnnyH said:

 

Yeah, like the actual signing we've just made of the starting midfielder in the Argentina team that just won the Wold Cup.   Scroungy scroungy....

We only signed him when his cheap release clause was discovered. No chance FSG would have signed him for the £70M+ that was originally being mentioned.

[TD_LFC]

Does signing him for 100 million make him a better player?

 

People are obsessed with cost over ability.

[JohnnyH]

24 minutes ago, Baltar said:

We only signed him when his cheap release clause was discovered. No chance FSG would have signed him for the £70M+ that was originally being mentioned.

See.  My key mistake here was writing something in this absolute shit-show of a pathetically childish, whiny and utterly dumb thread. I should have just stayed out of it. Lesson learnt. I will leave you all to your stunning stupidity and head back to the GF for some nice funny pictures. 

[Kevin D]

7 minutes ago, JohnnyH said:

See.  My key mistake here was writing something in this absolute shit-show of a pathetically childish, whiny and utterly dumb thread. I should have just stayed out of it. Lesson learnt. I will leave you all to your stunning stupidity and head back to the GF for some nice funny pictures. 

But how else are you going to show you’re better than everyone else?

[JohnnyH]

1 minute ago, Kevin D said:

But how else are you going to show you’re better than everyone else?

In this thread? By breathing in through my nose and out my mouth should really be enough. 

[El Rojo]

10 minutes ago, JohnnyH said:

See.  My key mistake here was writing something in this absolute shit-show of a pathetically childish, whiny and utterly dumb thread. I should have just stayed out of it. Lesson learnt. I will leave you all to your stunning stupidity and head back to the GF for some nice funny pictures. 

 

Hearing there'll be a picture of a dog standing on his hind legs in a queue for a hot dog stand. I'm told it should be online later this afternoon. 

[Simbo]

5 minutes ago, JohnnyH said:

In this thread? By breathing in through my nose and out my mouth should really be enough. 

You’re doing it wrong.

 

It’s in through the mouth and out through the mouth. 

[3 Stacks]

46 minutes ago, Baltar said:

We only signed him when his cheap release clause was discovered. No chance FSG would have signed him for the £70M+ that was originally being mentioned.

What absolutely moronic logic.

[Baltar]

16 minutes ago, JohnnyH said:

See.  My key mistake here was writing something in this absolute shit-show of a pathetically childish, whiny and utterly dumb thread. I should have just stayed out of it. Lesson learnt. I will leave you all to your stunning stupidity and head back to the GF for some nice funny pictures. 

No worries. Your contribution to this shit thread was largely forgettable anyway.  

[Mil-ing Around]

 

Sweet baby jesus

 

Raw as fuck

 

Why are we so all in on this guy?! He looks clumsy. They should just spend the extra and buy someone who isnt a project player at this stage.