Dogs,cats and other pets

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Some good pics here.

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2023/jul/14/the-2023-comedy-pet-photography-awards-in-pictures 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[Gnasher]

 

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

We had friends round last night and I was in charge of cooking.

 

I bought a 2kg flank steak and about an hour or so before cooking I oiled and seasoned it and left it on the side to get up to room temprature before cooking.

 

I join the others for a drink.

 

I return and the chopping board is on the kitchen floor overturned and the huge piece of meat is missing.

 

The fucking dog had had away with it while my back was turned the little cunt.

 

It is still sleeping it of now, but when it wakes up it is in the doghouse, literally, for the week ahead.

 

I'm still furious now.

[VladimirIlyich]

9 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

We had friends round last night and I was in charge of cooking.

 

I bought a 2kg flank steak and about an hour or so before cooking I oiled and seasoned it and left it on the side to get up to room temprature before cooking.

 

I join the others for a drink.

 

I return and the chopping board is on the kitchen floor overturned and the huge piece of meat is missing.

 

The fucking dog had had away with it while my back was turned the little cunt.

 

It is still sleeping it of now, but when it wakes up it is in the doghouse, literally, for the week ahead.

 

I'm still furious now.

Rookie error right there.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

https://x.com/buitengebieden/status/1702427229450572012?t=DnQp_5e4LnovSEcFt6Z3Pg&s=09 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

She took out dog to the vets the other day for his injections/check up. They said he had an abscess on one of his teeth and had to go back today to have the tooth out. I can tell you now, it wasn’t bothering him in the slightest. 
 

Just got the bill. £466 for a tooth out. Would have been cheaper to get him put down. 
 

We were already skint. Fuck sake, man. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

She took out dog to the vets the other day for his injections/check up. They said he had an abscess on one of his teeth and had to go back today to have the tooth out. I can tell you now, it wasn’t bothering him in the slightest. 
 

Just got the bill. £466 for a tooth out. Would have been cheaper to get him put down. 
 

We were already skint. Fuck sake, man. 

It's a pity Jarv in jail now: he could have punched the fucker clean out.

[TheHowieLama]

Or call @lifetime fan - he would have lanced that thing for a fiver.

[Captain Turdseye]

They’ve taken six of his teeth out. Bastards. Probably charging by the tooth. 

 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Disney stuff.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-67349494

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Cat on a big city adventure.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-67327650

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Good advice.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Eejit cat accidentally got posted from Utah to California.

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/missing-utah-cat-found-in-california-amazon-warehouse-in-return-box-209851973860