Tory Cabinet Thread

[Mudface]

4 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

Anybody called Petronella is a fucking cunt. I bet her house is massive but falling to bits and she stinks of piss and pickled onions.

 

She used to fuck Johnson, so there's a fair chance that's true.

[House of Dirk]

Ive had two weeks in Germany and come back to this fucking shambles

[Section_31]

42 minutes ago, House of Dirk said:

Ive had two weeks in Germany and come back to this fucking shambles

 

Neville Chamberlain over here.

[bossy]

Petronella’s dad was a complete shithouse sellout. The Apple doesn’t fall far.

[House of Dirk]

4 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

Neville Chamberlain over here.

Haha !  Do you know what, its been a break in itself away from the UK media and not having it pumped into your ear, day in, day out. Apart from Sunak appearing on the daily news footage that scrolled on a screen in a lift, about Northern Ireland early on (I couldnt bring myself to look into it and my German isnt strong enough to deal with news), its been blissfull oblivion. Until a mate messaged me about Lineker on Friday

[Creator Supreme]

23 minutes ago, bossy said:

Petronella’s dad was a complete shithouse sellout. The Apple doesn’t fall far.

Is she related to Woodrow Wyatt?

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, House of Dirk said:

Ive had two weeks in Germany and come back to this fucking shambles

 

Could have been there 13 years

[Mudface]

7 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Is she related to Woodrow Wyatt?

 

Her father. Thatcher and Murdoch's mate.

[Gnasher]

8 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Is she related to Woodrow Wyatt?

 

Daughter I believe.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The new anti-asylum bill allows for the detention and forced removal of children.

 

I didn't think it could be done, but apparently Cruella and Sunak have found a line that even Patel doesn't want to cross.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/mar/11/revealed-child-refugees-will-be-detained-or-deported-under-small-boats-plan#amp_tf=From %1%24s&aoh=16786153380368&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fworld%2F2023%2Fmar%2F11%2Frevealed-child-refugees-will-be-detained-or-deported-under-small-boats-plan 

[Creator Supreme]

6 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

Her father. Thatcher and Murdoch's mate.

 

6 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

 

Daughter I believe.

God I remember his rantings in the News of the World when I was a kid. Couldn't believe it when I learned he used to be a Labour MP!

[Mudface]

46 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

 

God I remember his rantings in the News of the World when I was a kid. Couldn't believe it when I learned he used to be a Labour MP!

 

The 'Voice of Reason'. Rancid old cunt.

[Section_31]

[Anubis]

Election lines being drawn. Lefties and lefty lawyers vs good, solid, ruddy-cheeked English heroes.

 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

9 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Election lines being drawn. Lefties and lefty lawyers vs good, solid, ruddy-cheeked English heroes.

 

 

 

Disgraceful! Every single one of them bastards should lower their head in shame, but they have none!

[Pete]

30 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Election lines being drawn. Lefties and lefty lawyers vs good, solid, ruddy-cheeked English heroes.

 

 

 

Going full on scorched earth policy then so it's a complete clusterfuck for Labour to take over.
God I hate this shit hole of a country so much. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

The tories were so scared of losing votes to Ukip they fucked the country and in turn became a far worse more extreme version of Ukip in the process. Cameron is the seed of this era of tory monsters.

[Arniepie]

its not even on the bbc news page

 

obviously charles appearing on a stamp is more important than breaking international law.

[Gnasher]

 

 

 

[Anubis]

Just consistently blatant lies in the face of reality.

 

 

[Anubis]

Wait? What? So we’ve signed a memorandum of understanding with Rwanda in which we will send them 200 asylum seekers, but they can also send us a ‘portion’ (no actual number so could be 000s) of their most vulnerable refugees. So they’ll be sending people to us. Do the cheerleaders know this?

 

https://fullfact.org/immigration/rwanda-policy-refugees/

[Creator Supreme]

2 hours ago, Arniepie said:

its not even on the bbc news page

 

obviously charles appearing on a stamp is more important than breaking international law.

Thanks for confirming that, I thought my eyesight was going! Shithouses!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Absolutely spot on from Caroline Lucas.

https://metro.co.uk/2023/03/14/caroline-lucas-rips-up-cruel-and-divisive-illegal-migration-bill-18437833/ 

[Kepler-186]

Those pesky Russians have finally revealed their hand. Now it’s up to Sunak and Hunt to thwart their dastardly plans. Stay broke, people. 
 

https://open.substack.com/pub/bylinesupplement/p/feudal-britain-how-brexit-robbed?r=7i95q&utm_medium=ios&utm_campaign=post

[Anubis]

On 12/03/2023 at 08:50, House of Dirk said:

Ive had two weeks in Germany and come back to this fucking shambles

You’d have probably been better off staying permenantly.