Blogging

[Numero Veinticinco]

How will you know if you stop reading it?

When the responses on here change from 'this is utter fucking wank' to 'wow, this is really amazing stuff', I'll give it a second look.

 

I believe Dyson had to try multiple times before he got to the vacuum cleaner he wanted to create.

Yeah, this is the same thing. Except good blogs already exist.

 

p.s. how do you split parts of my post up? That looks like fun.

No idea.

[Fowler1972]

When the responses on here change from 'this is utter fucking wank' to 'wow, this is really amazing stuff', I'll give it a second look.

 

 

Yeah, this is the same thing. Except good blogs already exist.

 

 

No idea.

Better blogs than mine? I doubt that. All blogs are shit.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Better blogs than mine?

You don't set the bar real high, Phi.

[Fowler1972]

You don't set the bar real high, Phi.

I think you’ve deliberately spelt my name wrong again in an attempt to throw me off guard. It’s worked.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Where is Terrence when all this going on?

[Anubis]

I've put him on ignore. I wonder if the endgame here is traffic to the blog so he can start advertising on it as a source of revenue.

[Fowler1972]

I've put him on ignore. I wonder if the endgame here is traffic to the blog so he can start advertising on it as a source of revenue.

You won’t see this due to ignoring me. If that was my plan, given the current growth rate of the Blog, I’d expect to be in a position to make around 0.4p a month by 2029.

[Numero Veinticinco]

You won’t see this due to ignoring me. If that was my plan, given the current growth rate of the Blog, I’d expect to be in a position to make around 0.4p a month by 2029.

What is ‘the plan’?

[Fowler1972]

What is ‘the plan’?

To employ you as my editor and take the blogging world by storm.

[Numero Veinticinco]

To employ you as my editor and take the blogging world by storm.

I already have a better paying job than you, so I'm not convinced you're going to be able to afford me.

[Fowler1972]

I already have a better paying job than you, so I'm not convinced you're going to be able to afford me.

I wasn’t talking monetary compensation. I thought I could pay you in some slices of my famous toast.

[Fowler1972]

NV is on more than £600 a day! wtf is going on....

He deserves it.

[Red_or_Dead]

How about you write a blog post on your great night out last night with your mate and how you consistently avoided talking to any women.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The real world is calling from the Suicide thread.

[Fowler1972]

How about you write a blog post on your great night out last night with your mate and how you consistently avoided talking to any women.

It didn’t quite go according to plan. Rome wasn’t built in a day.

[Numero Veinticinco]

I wasn’t talking monetary compensation. I thought I could pay you in some slices of my famous toast.

I don't eat bread, unfortunately. I'm out.

[Tony Moanero]

Cheese on toast, sausage butties, bacon butties, pizza, burgers, naan, bagels, pitta, bruschetta, bread and butter pudding.

 

Bread is boss.

[Aventus]

To employ you as my editor and take the blogging world by storm.

I'll do it for free if I can have a few goes on your gardener.

[Fowler1972]

I'll do it for free if I can have a few goes on your gardener.

Apparently she’s not that nice. I’m sure you can do better.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Weren't you looking for a bit on the side?

 

Your missus is no Charlie Dimmock.

[Red_or_Dead]

It didn’t quite go according to plan. Rome wasn’t built in a day.

You need some work on your idioms lad.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

What in the name of fuck is going on in here?

I'm certain I don't know

[Fowler1972]

I'm certain I don't know

I’ve no clue either.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Surreal.

[Fowler1972]

I’ve been writing a list of things that make me happy today. Mainly because I’ve not been happy today. It’ll be my next blog post.

 

Be warned.

 

You will all detest every word.

You will consider it narcissistic.

You will want to use swear words to describe the post and me.

You will demand this thread be deleted and I be banned from the forum.

You will feel the need to provide me with advice on a range of topics including; relationships, drinking, work, mental health and forum etiquette.

You will spell my name wrong.

You will check up on all my other social media platforms to find evidence of my cuntery.

You will spend hours going back over all my other posts to find out if I’ve contradicted myself anywhere.

You will tell me ‘you’re not reading this shit’. Usually after you’ve already read it.

 

Roll on tomorrow.