Blogging

[Captain Turdseye]

Danger fuck?

No chance.

 

 

She’s absolutely bonkers. She reported her neighbours to Social Services because a man pulled up in a dodgy white van and was going in and out of the house and also because they were having wild parties in the garden. Turns out it was actually his house and the noise in the garden was two kids playing, one of whom is autistic.

[Fowler1972]

I’m stalking a former Conservative councillor that has had some kind of mental breakdown. She’s much more fun than you are.

 

She’s convinced herself that she’s got a stalker. It’s fantastic.

I once had an affair with a conservative councillor. Not especially relevant but you just reminded me of it.

[Fowler1972]

No chance.

 

 

She’s absolutely bonkers. She reported her neighbours to Social Services because a man pulled up in a dodgy white van and was going in and out of the house and also because they were having wild parties in the garden. Turns out it was actually his house and the noise in the garden was two kids playing, one of whom is autistic.

It wasn’t this one.

[VladimirIlyich]

I once had an affair with a conservative councillor. Not especially relevant but you just reminded me of it.

Mellors and Melons.

[lifetime fan]

It wasn’t this one.

 

 

You didn't need to qualify it.

 

You posted a photo of yourself on here. We know she's well out of your league.

[Fowler1972]

You didn't need to qualify it.

 

You posted a photo of yourself on here. We know she's well out of your league.

Good point.

[Fowler1972]

It’s important that I’m not selective about the blog posts I share on here. That’s not what I should be about. Feel free not to watch this one though. It’s a couple of minutes in a bad, but not that bad, day.

 

https://phillslater.blog/2018/04/26/a-bad-day-with-depression-and-anxiety/

[SlugTrail]

I would really appreciate some new email subscribers to the blog. You’ll only get an email when there’s a new post. The more I get the less I’ll have to promote on here!

 

1. Click the link

2. Scroll down to the bottom of the page until you see the box in the picture

3. Enter your email address and press subscribe

4. That’s it

 

https://phillslater.blog/

my mum told me never to talk to strangers, and they don't come much stranger than you. It's a no from me.

[Duff Man]

Baffling.

[cloggypop]

Blog off!

[KMD7]

I would really appreciate some new email subscribers to the blog. You’ll only get an email when there’s a new post. The more I get the less I’ll have to promote on here!

 

1. Click the link

2. Scroll down to the bottom of the page until you see the box in the picture

3. Enter your email address and press subscribe

4. That’s it

 

https://phillslater.blog/

 

Incredible

[Section_31]

I think you deffo need to branch out into blogging about something other than yourself. Canoeing, peas, anything, that's not a dig, I just think that's the biggest mistake people make with blogs.

[Captain Turdseye]

[Guest]

This thread has 30 pages of discussion and I am still no more wise to the point of it.

[Fowler1972]

I think you deffo need to branch out into blogging about something other than yourself. Canoeing, peas, anything, that's not a dig, I just think that's the biggest mistake people make with blogs.

They’re not all about me. I’ve helpfully included links to three below so you can see for yourself:

 

https://phillslater.blog/2018/03/12/fifteen-word-story/

 

https://phillslater.blog/2018/01/11/unfinished-novel-extract/

 

https://phillslater.blog/2018/02/22/a-short-story-about-love/

 

I didn’t include the erotica as that may, or may not, be about me.

 

The next one isn’t about me either so....

[General Dryness]

I think Section has made it quite clear that if you're not going to cover canoeing or peas, you can fuck off.

[Fowler1972]

My next one is about a canoe made of peas.

[General Dryness]

Well carry on then.

[Fowler1972]

Just in case any of you don’t have anything better to do than read my blog on a Friday evening.

 

https://phillslater.blog/2018/04/27/the-waiting-room/

 

p.s. the main character isn’t me.

 

p.p.s. the main character made his money selling canoes and peas.

[Tony Moanero]

Clicked it. Couldn’t be arsed reading.

[Fowler1972]

Clicked it. Couldn’t be arsed reading.

Thanks - as always.

[PestiRed]

Was going to read it but then realised that the peas would probably be canned and who’s got time for that kind of shit?

[moof]

Was going to read it but then I remembered I have to pour bleach directly in my eyes. Sorry.

[Fowler1972]

Was going to read it but then I remembered I have to pour bleach directly in my eyes. Sorry.

I’ll send you a link to the audio book version when it’s finished.

[TheBitch]

I was going to read it...

 

No I wasn't.